Filipino Corny Jokes の小説・ストーリー

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

nakangusong sabi nito kaya napatingin ako kay sherwin na nasa tabi parin namin. "Saan mo gustong kumain." "Jollibee" mahinang sigaw nito dahilan para mapangiti ako. "Okay let's go" "By the way tito magkakilala po ba kaya." "Yes nagkakilala kami sa internet and naging mag kaibigan kami." friends with benefits ako ang lahat ng sumasagot sa tanong ng bata para narin maging maingat, siya narin ang nagsabing wag muna sabihin kay ate lalo nat bata ang kaharap namin at may pag kamadaldal pa.

Tss. "South Indian Stir-Fried Corn with Basil and Leeks and Mango Lassi na rin po " Vinle. Teka ang haba naman ng pangalan nun. Atsaka corn yun, ah! Ayaw niya ba magkanin?! Siguro busog pa siya kasi kain sila ng kain ni Carl at Gabe kanina habang nasa van. "Bharta and Aam Panna please" ani Xzyrile. Yung Bharta naman ay yung maanghang na eggplant daw.

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

Tapos biglang ganoon ang sasabihin niya. "Oh, bakit totoo naman?" Tinaasan na nga ako ng kilay, nag sumbat pa. Akala mo naman hindi nagda-drama sa F******k, malinaw pa nga sa alaala ko ang comment niya. Kahit 'yong pinadalhan pa niya ako ng adobong manok.

Idol: Damn you dude, I'm terrified of ghosts! Me: Oh no, how are you going to fix that horn now? Hahaha. Sorry for the ugly storytelling. I don’t really know what to do and how to do it. I’ll tell the other stories later on cause I still have work. Goodbye for now... ++++++++++ Story 2: The Passengers I got shivers hearing the personal experience of my friend who is a jeepney driver. He told me the story itself and this happened around 10 years ago. By the way, jeepneys are the most used public utility vehicles in the Philippine Islands so expect details that are also from our country.