Romans & histoires Flirting Pick Up Line

"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?" Ayaw parin talaga nya mag paawat kaya hinayaan ko nalang sya. "I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy." "Tapos kana sa pick up lines mo?" Tumango sya kaya napangiti ako. It's my turn haha tignan ko kung tatalab sakanya. "I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours."

Huminga pa ako ng malalim at sinubukang kalmahin ang sarili ko dahil sa namumuong inis sa dibdib ko. It wasn't the first time that some guy randomly tried to hit on me. Sa daming beses ay hindi ko alam kung bakit hindi pa rin ako sanay at paulit-ulit pa rin akong nandidiri sa mga ganoong galawan nila. Their pick up lines were too used na halos mag wangis grasa na ang mga iyon sa sobrang gamit na. I can say that even I can do better than that, smoother than a butter.

Kung gaano siya ka nakakatakot sa iba, ganito naman siya kabaliw pag kaming dalawa lang. "Baby, I thought you're not going to get it. Before, even I am already hitting on you, you have no reaction at all and you don't even know that I am flirting and ended up making as a big joke. That innocence of yours, I kinda miss it. But I like it better the you right now. At least, if I flirt with you, I'll gain a cute reaction from you." Natatawang saad niya sa akin. Hindi ko alam kung nagrereklamo ba siya o nagmamayabang.

Hunghang? "..Fine." Gwapo naman ito, ma appeal kumbaga. Pinagseselosan na nga siya ng mga kasamang babae kasi ang gwapo daw ng stalker niya. Bigla itong nag pickup lines at sa sobrang OA at cringy nito bigla siyang napahagalpak ng tawa, hanggang sa tawagin ang pangalan niya ng barista ay di parin siya tinigilan nito sa pickup line nitong halos di na siya makahinga sa kakornihan. "Oh my God, Jake. Are you for real? Did that pick up line work with your woman? Its too cringy." Di niya napigilang napawa na naman.