Funniest Adult Humor

Normalnya, kita harus maklum jika menjadi pemeran antagonis dalam kisah orang lain. Namun apa jadinya jika seseorang menjadi antagonis dalam kisahnya sendiri? **Hubungan jarak jauh itu katanya rapuh. Jadi Sayna Ghissani memberikan segalanya untuk menjaga ikatan itu tetap utuh. Waktu, perasaan dan keperawanan. Sayna sudah menyerahkan diri hingga melakukan aborsi. Meskipun mencintai kekasihnya setengah mati, dia tidak boleh menggadaikan masa depan mereka, bukan?"Lo itu monster, Sayna!" Namun apa yang dia dapatkan setelah menyerahkan segalanya? Penghinaan, penghakiman dan hukuman.Sementara itu, Dya Ranajaya mencintai Kevin sejak masih remaja. Namun pria itu sudah menikah dengan wanita yang dijodohkan dengannya sejak lama. Dya patah hati, tapi tak patah arang. Sayna dan Dya berotasi di sekitar Danish Adiswara. Bagi Sayna, Danish terlalu baik untuknya. Sedangkan untuk Dya, berada di antara Danish dan Sayna bukan masalah besar. Mereka berdua adalah antagonisnya.

Maia just graduated and starts her new journey. She met the love of her life who changes her to become someone she never expected. Maia is an innocent narcissistic woman who strives to be on her best behavior. Her girlfriend named Lena runs an illegal business followed her father and drags Maia into the cartel ring. Lena is a snarky, manipulative, and street-smart woman, she has good survival skills, is calm, and usually has a good sense of humor when facing problems. Both Lena and Maia betray each other for personal gain, despite their feelings for each other. Lena is good at reading people and is perceptive. Maia experiences life chaos with her girlfriend, Lena. And that changes her became cruel, spoiled, and will be manipulative to get what she wants. But in the end, she just does what she needs to do to survive and protect the one she loves. Their adventure through love, pain, and sexual fantasies remain loyal to each other across time, distance, and silence which changes the way we see real love. Both of them end up behind bars and Maia is released before Lena. After her release, will Maia wait for Lena and be with her or start her new life? RATED 17+ This novel contains sex, nudity, and violence.

Dahil sa hindi inaasahan pangyayari, Veronica Morgan, a famous model, and co-owner of CathVero Fashion, thought that she was with her cheating fiance. She was drunk kaya hinalikan niya 'to na agad naman tinugunan ng lalaki. At may nangyari sa kanilang dalawa. And on the next day, nagkalat na ang litrato nilang dalawa ng lalaki na isa palang sikat na Car Raicer, and the President of HVM Incorp. na si Hugo VONX MERCEDEZ. Ano ang gagawin ni Veronica kung o-offeran siya nito ng kasal ngunit matatapos sa loob ng 100 days? Tanggapin kaya niya?

A year after my twin sister's death, My mum, Alice Hamilton thought it would be a good idea for me to marry my sister's husband for the purpose of business. Knowing fully well that I was far from what he wanted and he was still deeply in love with his wife. “I never-” he interrupted me. “I know you put this in your mother's head but know one thing, you will never be Olivia and you will never take her space. I will never care for you, love you, or see you as my wife” True, I would never be like my sister. She was more beautiful, confident, and fun while I was just a boring girl with a lonely life.

As a call center agent, they have the job to help customers with their inquiries and answer their question. And for five months of working, Sanya Lacson has always been on top of her game. Whilst, she didn't expect that on one unfortunate call, her life will get tangled with the CEO of the company she work with. The CEO named Justin Klein Cordova.

I was an orphan being adopted by a simple family. My dad was a driver of a very powerful businessman. My mom was one of their maids. She was in fact their lady butler. This family with gazillion bank accounts had an only heir, drop dead gorgeous young billionaire, Albert Michaels. He was always the talk of the news both in mainstream and social media along with either a popular pop star diva or a hubristic socialite with voluptuous body and kittenish voice. I, Samantha Reynolds, one of their servants had been stealthily trailing him since the day that I stepped in their grand top of a kind living room. His stone cold aloof aura as he stared at me everytime he caught me gawking at him made him even more attractive and charming than he already was. Till one rainy night, a magical or should I say disaster happened. Arriving at home late and intoxicated while I was busy wiping the glass tea table, he was almost dropping himself on the cold marble floor. Guiding him towards his room, his heaviness was weighing up my petite body. Till we both dropped on his king sized bed with me under him. His glassy eyes tingling my long time desire. His warm rims made me want to wrap them with mine. Till time stood still as the rain continued pouring engulfing the atmosphere with its coldness while him covering me with his burning libido. As we both reached the top, he called a name, ''Madeline!'' D*mn!

Tidak selalu berjalan baik-baik saja, rasa bosan yang sempat melanda membuatnya menjadi hilang arah. Meragukan rasa yang ada, dan menghancurkannya perlahan. Akan tetapi semuanya terhapus saat kekosongan datang. Kekosongan membentur keras diri, membuatnya tersadar akan satu hal. Ada yang hilang seperti kepingan puzzle yang tidak ada pada tempatnya.

Her entire life, Seraphina thought she was human. It wasn't until after her parents were killed that she learned her family's secret. She came from a long and powerful line of witches. While going through her parents' belongings, she stumbles upon a spell book. Not only does she accidentally summon a demon king while going through it, but she binds him to her as well. Demetri is the king of the second circle, lust. When he is forcefully pulled from his throne and brought to Earth, the last thing he expected was for a woman to bewitch him. Yet, it only took one look at the beautiful creature for him to decide that she would be his. While Seraphina is trying to find a way to free him, Demetri is trying to seduce her and convince her to be his mate. When her parents' killer turns their attention to Seraphina, they must work together to locate and eliminate the threat. Enjoy the steamy romance between Seraphina and Demetri as they fight for their lives and fall in love in the process. 18+ There will be several graphic sex scenes, violence, and strong language is used.

One kiss with the bad boy was all it took for both of them to fall for eachother. When Lydia Hayes, Worthington's sweetheart joins a party and better yet gets to kiss her frenemy, Blake Parker, unwanted feelings start blooming in both their hearts. Sparks fly and happiness engulfs them with an astonishing amount of drama.

Warning! Adult content. Hati-hati dalam memilih bacaan. Luciana mencintai suaminya. Sangat. Begitu pun sebaliknya, tapi siapa sangka? Rasa cinta itu menimbulkan luka. Tiga tahun bersama, rupanya tak membuat kesetiaan suaminya dapat dipertahankan. Dunianya hancur ketika dia melihat dengan mata kepalanya sendiri, sang suami asyik bercumbu rayu dengan adik tirinya, dan yang lebih mengejutkan lagi, aksi itu tidak hanya dilihat olehnya, melainkan iparnya. Suami dari adik tirinya. Matthias Sinclair. Pria dingin dan nyaris tak tersentuh. Pria yang juga membuat Luciana gugup karena Matthias bukanlah pria biasa, tapi justru tak disangka, pria itu malah menawarkan sesuatu tak terduga. "Apa kamu akan diam saja direndahkan seperti ini?" "Apa maksudmu?" "Balas mereka. Jika mereka bisa melakukannya, kenapa kita tidak?"