Novel & Cerita Funniest Things To Say

"But I'm the worst joke teller in this universe." "No, I'm pretty sure I am. Then you go first." "Well, what happens if a wolf falls into the washing machine?" "Uh, I have no idea." "It becomes a wash and a werewolf." He then makes a BA-DUM-CHA sound with his mouth and bursts into a wide smile. He must know he's pulled the worst prank ever known to mankind, or he wouldn't be so proud. Even though it's stupid, I catch myself laughing anyway. Laughing until the tears flow, falling like rainwater washing my face and arms. Crying until it's impossible to stop, impossible to forget what lies ahead.

Hearing that of course made Alvin laugh again, pretending to be sick at school what will be done is something that is so very terrible and of course this is a question that is already common support even for other people of course. " It seems like you are the most annoying person in this world, you can say something that is completely inappropriate and in the end what you do is something that is so very annoying."

"You are the best thing that happened to my life. You brought out the happiness inside me that no one else could bring it out. You brought out the best version of me that no one else could make me do so. You made me do things that I have never done before, but to you only. Clyone, you made everything in me enchantic. You are the very very very best moment in my life that I will treasure ever. Baby, don't cry with mucus on. It's disgusting." Despite of my face being soaked with my own tears and myself letting out silent sobs, I couldn't help, but laugh after of what you said. You just won't let me cry in peace, will you? You always break the drama with your puns. Geeze. I cannot with you.

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“That he might come to claim the children and I would not have any say about it. I mean he said it over and over again until it started to hurt and it made me really think about it.” I was shocked by this but I didn’t know when I started to laugh about what he had said. I bawled out laughing while leaning back in my seat. This had to be the funniest thing I had heard of today. “What’s funny?” he asked with widened eyes. “I’m so sorry,” I apologized. “It’s what you said that is funny.” “I don’t understand how what I said is a joke.”

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'What’s the most stupid thing you have ever heard anyone say? 'Easy! I was listening to the radio and the man played the most awful, tuneless, nerve- sawing piece of music. People phoned in and complained and pointed out that as licence-payers, they had a right to hear music they liked. And he said, ‘at least you now know what you don’t like.’ How arrogant and patronising was that?' 'Wow! That was severe.' 'Not to mention your special friend who called the French Revolution a mistake and it serves the French right if they are short of period furniture.'