Funniest Things To Say Novels & Stories

As they were hesitating, Frederick smiled and added, "I've also heard that liars tend to shit their pants." After hearing that, the crowd's faces fell greatly. Not only were they going to pee their pants, but they might start shitting themselves as well. It would be the most humiliating thing in the world! Seeing how they were still hesitating, Frederick pointed at them and said, "Be careful not to…" Before he could finish his words, those people hurriedly barked like dogs. "Woof! Woof!" Although it felt embarrassing to do that, it was nothing compared to shitting their pants! Barking was relatively better than the other option!

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

Abel questioned, looking around. “Of course, I chose you over him. It’s bros before hoes.” Zadkiel smirked at Abel who couldn’t help but laugh. “You just called him a hoe.” His laughter became contagious as he thought that Zadkiel cracked the joke of the century when he just said the statement every guy says. Zadkiel laughed along with him. As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you…

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

I start with a small giggle on my face. “I spent my day work all day, mmm at my family company” I laugh. “W-what! That was so boring” Z laughs. “Huh, and I got drunk in the middle of the night, in my bedroom floor, and woke up on couch all the time” I end. Both of us laughing because of the story, our faces are getting red because of the laugh. “Oh, my goodness! That’s insane!” Z tried to stop her laughs and leave a little giggle on her face. “Yeah, my life was insane!” I laugh softly.

I knew what I said was crazy as soon as it came out of my mouth but I did not expect the outburst of laughter from Narin after I had dropped my incredible idea. For a full minute, Narin was a cackling mess and her laughter was punctuated with coughs and wheezes so infectious, that I could not help but join in her laughter. “Oh my gosh, Nyx!” Narin managed to voice out amidst her round of laughter. “I know I said to voice out the first thing that pops into your mind but I definitely did not expect something as outrageous as that…I love it!” “Why, thank you, Miss Narin.” I mock-bowed, earning myself a kick from Narin.

he added, and a deep chuckle escaped me, followed by a loud laugh. “Oh my goodness,” I choked out, clutching my stomach from laughter. “You’re so fucking funny, Conan,” I muttered, my laughs reducing to mere chuckles now. “Goodness, at least come up with something believable if you’re going to lie. What fucking century do you think we’re in?”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”