Romans & histoires Funny #aliens

“Uh-uh. Since when do you giggle like a school girl?” “Since meeting my mate.” I said. “Mate?” Sin asked. “That’s what our kind calls our better half.” I said. “Your kind? What are you aliens?” Canary said sarcastically. “Nope. Werewolves.” I said.

When I woke up again, the surroundings were dead silent. Lucas and my brothers weren't there. They hadn't even left a single servant for me. Suddenly, my phone vibrated. The screen lit up. Seraphina had just posted an Instagram update. In the photo, she looked rosy-cheeked, nestling in Lucas's arms, while Ron and Reid were smiling as they fed her fruit. The caption read: Thank you to my superhero Alpha and the best brothers in the world for pulling me back from hell with their love. It feels so good to be reborn.

Chu Xun grabbed a pig-headed man and asked. "Who are you?" "We're from the Alien Races Planet. We're your allies." "Oh! Welcome!" The people of the Evil Fang Star were very enthusiastic about their allies. "What did you say?" "I asked you if you know where the infernal crack is?" "The last line." Chu Xun thought for a while and said tentatively, "Handsome guy." The pig-headed man immediately opened his ugly mouth and laughed. They were speechless. How could the people from the Evil Fang Star be so shameless?

I slightly bowed down, looking away. The suddenly, a hand landed in front of me. I was so excited to think who it was from. It was Mr. Alien, offering his hand to help me stand up. I was still staring at him because he seemed to be rude earlier, he even called me stupid. Him acting like a fine gentleman feels strange and suspicious to me. "¿Por qué? (Why?)" it said. Arghhhh freaking Alien. I almost facepalm because I thought it was Leones talking, but this!? It's making me mad. Like I don't understand you bro! I thought we had communication?

I surely would have missed it if I weren’t paying attention. “So, you are a super powered alien, a prince, of another planet who has enrolled for ‘college’ here!?” I exclaimed with an emphasis on the last part. “And now you are carrying ‘me’ in your arms!?” I said incredulously. He was looking down at me smiling. I shook my head, eyes wide.

Everything and everyone truly were a breathtaking sight to behold. The party was lively, and the atmosphere wasn't heavy at all. She could see the vampires enjoying themselves – smiling, talking and dancing. At that moment, one thought came to Julie's mind. These Aliens' behaviours and actions truly were like humans. She surprised herself even as that thought arose in her mind. Had she ever thought what kind of life the Aliens had aside from killing humans and eating their fleshes? Never. Until now. Now that she thought about it and even witnessed it with her own eyes, she never would have thought they could even smile and laugh like her too.

She noticed the noise and she quickly grabbed the alarm trying to put it to sleep but it wasn't responding, so she had no option than to smash it on the floor. Crash!! The alarm was smashed to pieces and Miss Jane quickly covered herself up with part of the duvet. She was kinda cold, and her eyes were looking scared. Her teeths were vibrating, but her face seemed okay, with no expression at all. Sweats were dropping from her face down to her tits, and she had to wipe them off with her hands. She swallowed her spits, "It's morning already." She smiled, then stretched herself as she yawned like a hungry hyena. She was happy that it was Monday again and that she could go to work and feel wanted

He has been playful and joking between all the seriousness and that is exactly what I needed. I am playful and like to joke around. Me and my friends usually do pranks on each other or on unknowing citizens around us. When he was playful I dared to be more playful as well. Trying to forget, or ignore, all that has happened. Sure it's hard considering these aliens are large and blue, or purple, but I try my best to act like that is normal.

And I'm going to find her. "We could save our parents together." I bravely told her. Her eyes widened in surprise. "That's actually perfect-" She wasn't able to continue when we felt a sudden quake. What's going on? "Princess, I think the aliens are here." Aries whispered which made me gulp. Finally, I can be able to see what aliens look like. Do they look like scary monsters? With their heads bigger than their bodies? Eyes bigger than their mouth and nose? Could their skin be colored green or blue? Could they be taller than humans?

"Ah, alien abduction. I would laugh but my head is killing me." She waited for the other to reply. "It's not a joke," Nadia deadpanned. A small smile cracked on Ellis's lips and she nodded. "So, what happens next? Do I get anally probed and my chest cut open to see what is inside? Is a lobotomy due?" Well, this is what the people who were kidnapped by aliens said, right? Not that she believed in it. "Can I leave after that?"