Funny And Bad Pick Up Lines

Trauma masa lalu membuat Edeline ketakutan setiap kali bersentuhan dengan pria. Bertahun-tahun dia berjuang melupakan bayang-bayang gelap yang menggrogotinya. Sampai suatu ketika, Edeline harus dipertemukan dengan Elvis Dalton—dokter senior yang terkenal sangatlah arogan. Menyandang status duda memiliki anak satu, tidak membuat dokter tampan itu menjadi sosok yang hangat. Fakta yang ada malah dokter tampan itu menjadi sosok yang semakin kejam. Edeline harus dipertemukan Elvis oleh semesta. Gadis cantik itu menjadi dokter magang di rumah sakit milik dari Elvis Dalton. Semua bermula dari sini. Saling membenci, berakhir dengan saling membutuhkan. Dua orang yang memiliki kisah trauma masing-masing bertemu bagaikan puzzle yang hilang telah kembali. Lantas bagaimana kisah Edeline dan Elvis? Duda tampan yang memiliki segudang penyesalan di masa lalu, dan dokter magang cantik yang memiliki trauma pada seorang pria, mampukah mereka dipersatukan? Atau semesta memiliki rencana lain? *** Follow me on IG: abigail_kusuma95

Tiffany coba-coba menjual diri. Ia butuh uang untuk membayar hutang-hutang ayahnya yang kabur setelah perusahaannya rugi. Rumahnya yang gedong disita oleh Bank. Kuliahnya terancam drop out karena jarang masuk. Namun, di hari pertamanya mendapat pelanggan, Tiffany justru kabur karena merasa akan diperkosa. Untung ada orang lewat. Davian menolong Tiffany tanpa berbuat apa-apa. Siapa sangka, Tuhan mempertemukan mereka lagi pada saat yang tepat. Davian yang pusing ditagih kapan nikah oleh orangtuanya, justru memanfaatkan keadaan Tiffany yang menyedihkan.

I had taken leave from the sealed research institute where I'd been confined for six years, just so I could attend my daughter's kindergarten graduation. The moment I stepped through the gates, I froze. A woman holding a little boy by the hand was shoving my daughter, Amy, straight into the gutter. She slapped Amy across the face, then sneered for everyone to hear, spitting venom as she called my little girl a filthy wretch. Drenched in filthy water, Amy dropped to her knees before the woman, trembling in humiliation. Rage burned through me. I stormed forward and slapped the woman across the face. But instead of shame, she jabbed a finger at my nose and shouted, "Do you even know who I am? To offend me is to offend the entire Grant family!" Tears welled in Amy's eyes as she tugged at my sleeve, pleading in a choked voice, "Please leave… she's my dad's nanny. My dad will punish you if you hurt her." The woman planted herself in front of me, her arrogance towering. "The Grant family rules this city. You think you can run from us?" For a brief moment, I stood stunned, then calmly pulled out my phone and dialed my husband. "Your nanny says you run Bexley City. Well, I think that's about to change."

Desperate of reimbursement, Raffy immediately took the chance came to her to work abroad. She successfully completed the exact amount she needed to meet her large debt by switching her career. As she return home, with her money and guts, she's ready to face the person whom she really hates. But, will she succeed in her plan of retaliating him? Or. She will fail both in pretending and lying and still end up loving him again for the second time around, albeit the fact that she knows him as a man of three fears? ⚠️ WARNING this story may contains scenes that may not suitable for below 18

One night of unbridled passion changed his life forever. Now years later he's back to claim his woman and take back everything that's his.BAD Boy is created by Jordan Silver, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

A cunning social media app gets launched in the summer. All posts required photos, but all photos would be unedited. No caption-less posts, no comments, no friends, no group chats. There were only secret chats. The app's name – Gossip. It is almost an obligation for Erric Lin, an online-famous but shut-in socialite from Singapore, to enter Gossip. And Gossip seems lowkey enough for Mea Cristy Del Bien, a college all-around socialite with zero online presence. The two opposites attempt to have a quiet summer vacation with their squads, watching Mayon Volcano in Albay. But having to stay at the same hotel made it inevitable for them to meet, and eventually, inevitable to be gossiped about.

Meghan Summers; Mean lean captain of the basketball team. She'll slam your ass in the lockers and tell you the painful truth without batting a lash Zayn Rodriguez; The badboy with presumed skeletons and the leather jacket, of course. These two were cliques apart until a stupid dare brought them together. When an arranged marriage threatens to make things more than they are, Meg and Zayn must see to it that things don't change.

Jerome Lin, only child of beauty mogul Miranda Lin, has lived his life beneath the weight of legacy. As managing director of Linéa Cosmetics, he has everything,wealth, power, and a love he thought would last forever. Until he discovers that his girlfriend is secretly involved with Akihiko Tanaka, the man his mother is determined to marry for influence. His trust shattered, Jerome confronts Miranda, only to be dismissed as collateral damage. She marries the man anyway. When Akihiko’s enigmatic son Collins returns to Japan to inherit the Tanaka empire, the two men meet and instantly clash. Their parents expect them to cooperate. Instead, they glare, argue, clash, and burn with a tension neither can explain. But beneath that friction lies something magnetic. Something dangerous. Forced to attend dinners, business meetings, and social events together, hatred turns into curiosity… then slow, forbidden attraction. Their first intimate moment is discovered, and their parents explode into rage, threatening to disown them both. Jerome and Collins choose each other anyway, leading to the bitter collapse of their parents’ marriage. Finally free to be together, they begin planning a future,until Collins’s ex arrives claiming she has his child. Jerome breaks apart, terrified of losing everything again. A DNA test reveals the truth: the child is not Collins’s. His ex fabricated everything to claw her way back into his life. With the truth unveiled, Jerome and Collins reunite stronger than before. Their parents move on…Miranda marrying a rising politician, and Akihiko marrying Jerome’s ex. Meanwhile, Jerome and Collins build an empire of their own, built on love, forgiveness, and the fire that first brought them together. A love story born from hate. A romance they were never meant to have. A destiny they chose anyway.

To Shawn, Shello is an innocent, well-mannered, kind, obedient, and wealthy spoiled heir. She can't do anything, especially because her life is always controlled by someone else. 'Ok, let's play the game!' Shawn thought. Until Shawn realizes she isn't someone to play with. To Shello, Shawn is an arrogant, rebellious, disrespectful, and rude low-life punk. He definitely will be a bad influence for Shello. 'But, I'll beat him at his own game!' Shello thought. Until Shello realizes he isn't someone to beat. They are strangers until one tragic accident brings them to find each other. And when Shello's ring meets Shawn's finger, it opens one door for them to be stuck in such a complicated bond that is filled with lie after lies. "You're a danger," Shello says one day when she realizes Shawn has been hiding something big in the game, keeping a dark secret from her this whole time. With a dark, piercing gaze, Shawn cracked a half-smile. Then, out of her mind, Shello was pushed to dive deeper into Shawn's world and drowned in it. Now the question is, if the lies come out, will the universe stay in their side and keep them together right to the end?

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