Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

He sugar coated most of the events and it made it funny. Andrea and Donald laughed at his words. "Donald prepared the final statement in few seconds and just like batman, he used his webs to capture the hearts of the investors" he said mimicking spider man throwing his webs. Donald and his wife laughed harder this time. They had uncontrollably flees of laughter. "Honey batman doesn't throw webs" Andrea laughed harder.

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

I sang and they laughed before they chanted the next. "We wish you, many happy returns, of your day, long life, and prosperity." " Hip! Hip! Hip! Hurray!" We cheered and Zizi attacked me with a hug. " Happy birthday Tra Tra." I reciprocated the gesture, before rolling my eyes at another unfortunate nickname. Cas did the same too while Mr Titus just stood at a corner, smiling politely. I walked towards him and shared a hug too. "Happy birthday dear." He smiled. "Thank you Mr Titus." I held back my amusement and Cas locked gazes with me, obvious catching the joke.

"Hey baby, what do I have to do to get a FIX of you?" "I see you like FIX stuff. Lucky you! I have a problem that only you can FIX." "I've seen you here before. If you're addicted to the coffee, I can FIX that and get you addicted to me instead." They would be worse if the person throwing out the line didn't enunciate the name FIX so much, but because they did, it always turned from creepy and sad, to hilarious. At least it was funny my first year anyway. It didn't stop me from going there though, and as their coffee wasn't awful, I was a frequent visitor.

"I basically live in your house, I can tell you need me around so I accepted your useless bribe and you're sassing me" "I didn't sass you" "What's not to like? I'm shiny. I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck" "Yeah yeah. You'd pass for a nice Defiti though" "And you'll be the best Hay hay while we're at it" We kept on going on and on calling each other names from cartoons like Moana and Boss Baby. Before you know it, we were home. "First one in is a couch potato", he shouted as we got out of the car.

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.