Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

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I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

✰{ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 (𝟏) }✰ She finally bursted out, laughing loudly like she heard the funniest joke ever. Cheetah stared at her shockingly. "What... Why the f**k are you laughing at!!" Cheetah said angrily.

Crack! Wherever he stepped the ground is going to crack he took a deep breath and he saw a tree already fallen flying away his mind was going crazy ,he didn't know what to do he was confused and all stuff and he just sat down they ground continued to crack as long as he moved it was going to crack. Giggle!! Giggle He heard laughing a little and he looked around and didn't see anyone he shook his head multiple of times muttering "no no no I'm going crazy,I swear I'm going crazy"

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

We made him so confused. What now?! What's so funny? Laugh bitches laugh... Fuck you all! " What's so funny?" I couldn't help but ask, " Sir." I added " I mean turn around and let me see the gears on your legs and arms... Not remove them, then put them back." Marc explained while laughing Oh! the fuck wrong with me? I am sure I'm not smoking shit then why this much clouds in my mind. " Take some chocolate Luca... It will help your mind to work."

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Chaos call if you still want to have the chance to have quickie. @RiverC: @S. Chaos little brother this can’t be happening, kill him now :) @Paul: Sending condolence, may @E.L_Hell let you enter hell. @Bryan_cid: RIP, may you enter hell peacefully. @Bloody_me: Guys, Chaos send me a bomb in a box...send help :( I was laughing reading their comments when I suddenly received a reply from Chaos. From: Baby Trouble Don’t laugh, I’m getting jealous. Who are you talking to?