Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

A few people chuckled. "Oh, I agree," Rachel nodded. "He is very, very, very crazy. No one who knows him for more than a day can truthfully deny that. He's mad, cracked, insane - and he laughs at death. He laughs at life. He mocks condescension and helps alleviate ignorance through comedy.

Possibly chaotic. Excellent.

I shouted at him, raising my fist as if to hit him. He glared at me fiercely for a couple of seconds, realizing he was in the wrong, and left in a hurry. After that jerk drove away, I couldn't help but burst into laughter until my stomach hurt. I crouched on the ground, holding my belly, continuing to laugh. I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I didn't know if I was crying or laughing. Gradually, I wasn't sure if I found it funny or if I felt sad, but who cares? My life has always been like this, filled with chaos and contradictions. Whenever I try to go right, I end up going left; whenever I do something with good intentions, it turns out bad; just when I think I'm lucky, mi

It must be my imagination, or the stress of the day, or maybe even just fatigue. "Because I have a boyfriend, and I love him very much," I slurred, and we both burst out laughing. It was ridiculous how ridiculous I sounded, and I wondered how much of it was the juice we had been drinking, and how much was just the sheer absurdity of the situation. Derrick looked at me with a playful smile. "It's okay, you're allowed to be silly," he said, his words tinged with the slightest hint of a slur. "I'm being silly too."

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

"Why do humans even watch horror movies if they end up too scared to use the bathroom?" Max's voice rang out loud and clear, laced with heavy sarcasm. "Because humans are stupid and sometimes like to create problems for themselves." Mischa added with an eerily calm tone, completely emotionless, I choked a little on my tea, trying not to laugh.

“Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!” I repeated it over and over again as if it could recharge my depleted body. I was leaning on my mates, so I didn’t fall face-first into the mess I’d just released. And god, there was a lot of it. No wonder I had two mates. If I released all of that into the drain every time, it would clog the fuck up… I laughed, a little hysterical and delirious with ecstasy… “Give a guy some warning next time. Fuck!” I chuckled, pulling upright and holding my own weight again. “I think I just ruptured a nut!”

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this. “Me too! Me too! I also know one quotes,” Hoshi cheerfully said while raising his hands. He also forged a cough and fixed his sitting postures. Next, he squinted his eyes, and acted as if he’s going to cry. “Wayne Charlie once said this: ‘I guess I am still holding on to something that I know will probably never happen, because somehow deep down inside me, I have this little piece of hope that someday, it will.”

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.