Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I shouted at him, raising my fist as if to hit him. He glared at me fiercely for a couple of seconds, realizing he was in the wrong, and left in a hurry. After that jerk drove away, I couldn't help but burst into laughter until my stomach hurt. I crouched on the ground, holding my belly, continuing to laugh. I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I didn't know if I was crying or laughing. Gradually, I wasn't sure if I found it funny or if I felt sad, but who cares? My life has always been like this, filled with chaos and contradictions. Whenever I try to go right, I end up going left; whenever I do something with good intentions, it turns out bad; just when I think I'm lucky, mi

“Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!” I repeated it over and over again as if it could recharge my depleted body. I was leaning on my mates, so I didn’t fall face-first into the mess I’d just released. And god, there was a lot of it. No wonder I had two mates. If I released all of that into the drain every time, it would clog the fuck up… I laughed, a little hysterical and delirious with ecstasy… “Give a guy some warning next time. Fuck!” I chuckled, pulling upright and holding my own weight again. “I think I just ruptured a nut!”

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

He hummed, slowly nodding his head that one would believe he actually agreed to a word that she said. “Come on i’ve been here the past few years. This is just typical Chicago” “This much chaos?” He clicked his tongue in a way that forced a laughter through her lips. It came so unexpected that when her lips sealed, it rang back an echo that seemed indeed like a strange sound. She hadn’t remembered the last time she laughed like this. There was always something—the most outrageous thing that would come back to haunt her like the slimmest possibility that her ex, Ivan was indeed a criminal.

KIARA I got scared after seeing him like this. And, why is he saying his life is a chaotic mess? "It's... It's a complete mess," he spoke, slurring and laughing. I stood there, numb, trying to figure out what to say or how to react, that's when he tripped and was about to fall on the floor when I held him. God! He is heavy, I don't know how long can I hold him. "Everyone is either a mess or chaos," he kept on slurring and laughing, while I wondered why is he saying things as such.

It was us, sweet, chaotic, imperfect. “I had this whole speech planned,” I started, then let out a shaky laugh. “But honestly, I don’t remember any of it. All I know is I don’t want to spend another day without my chaos. Without you.” Her eyes shimmered, her lips parting like she wanted to speak but couldn’t find the words.

She bursted out laughing so hard "So its funny" he said. He couldn't hold back his own laughter. Her laughter was like a magnet that can drag out another persons laughing mood. He joined her laughing at his stupidity. "No wonder you came home so angry that day. You looked so frustrated." Laura said still trying hard to control her laughter. "I was so frustrated. You know, i'm not the only victim of mischievious drivers. I felt alot better after Chuks told me about his experience. Chuks actually took a cab to the next gate"

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.