Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

Crack! Wherever he stepped the ground is going to crack he took a deep breath and he saw a tree already fallen flying away his mind was going crazy ,he didn't know what to do he was confused and all stuff and he just sat down they ground continued to crack as long as he moved it was going to crack. Giggle!! Giggle He heard laughing a little and he looked around and didn't see anyone he shook his head multiple of times muttering "no no no I'm going crazy,I swear I'm going crazy"

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

And why the hell would I hear something like this in my consciousness! “Hicc… Hicc…” Cry? Someone is crying!? But who is crying in my consciousness!? =============:O PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, COMMENT, SHARE AND FOLLOW. THANKS A LOT BABY WEIRDOS. FOR MORE IMPORTANT UPDATES PLEASE VISIT THE FOLLOWING: F******k: Sam Velasquez F* Page: Samx Writes Twitter: @Oddly_Weird_Mis I*******m: @itssam_velasquez Happy reading Baby Weirdos

"Like a volcano. Different elements coming together and causing an explosion. Chaos." Jess stares at me. "Okaaay. I'm too dumb for all that science stuff." She grins. "But I'm smart enough to know that chaos equals fun. If everything's perfect all the time, it's boring. Probably a lie, too." I don't respond.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

“You keep thinking that you’re such a hotshot. Well, let me remind you that you are nothing but the bastard son of this family... and once you fail, I will take over the position as CEO. Mark my words.” With that, his cousin turned on his heel and walked out of Adrian’s office. Ole Cafe Evelina arrived at the cafe only to be stunned by the sight before her. There were so many people standing in line, all waiting for her to open the cafe. The moment they saw her, loud cheers erupted from the crowd, leaving her completely confused as to why there was such a long queue and why people were suddenly cheering her name. Once inside the cafe, Evelina quickly shut the door behind her, only to be gree

Let's listen to it. Jake started telling a string of progressively awful jokes. They were terrible. Puns and dad jokes that caused me to groan and roll my eyes. However, I still ended up laughing. Jake's excitement was contagious, similar to a harmless virus that transmitted happiness rather than illness. What is the reason for scientists not having faith in atoms? Jake inquired, his eyes sparkling. I nodded, preparing for the joke's finale. "Because they constitute everything!" Jake's delivery of the line was so joyful that I couldn't resist laughing.