Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

ma asks with an expression ranging from confusion, hurt and amusement flicking through her face all at once. I think it was safe to say that everyone was equally as confused as she was at the moment, except Devon and Lilith of course who were back to watching the show on the T.V “you ask for too much” Micheal replies with a straight face after breaking up the hug with his beloved grand ma. “yea right” ma huffs with an eye roll. “I guess I should be happy that you are not total a weirdo” ma says. “ I was worried that you could turn into a serial killer or something of that sorts much later in life, this is a good sign. We are off to a good start after all” she takes in a steadying breathe whi

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I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

I can't do that. "Kabhi kabhi khamoshi hi bohot kuch keh jati hai. (Sometimes, silence speaks more than words.) I said. He looked at me with a startled face. Shit! Ew! I can't believe I said such a tacky line. He must be feeling so awkward. Oh God! Help! He chuckled softly. Yep! his making fun of me of course! 'Rahina! you are hopeless!' "I didn't knew you're such a romantic. Ek aur baat pata chal gayi aap k baare mei.

I look down at my cappuccino, unable to take a drink. He grins with another low rumbling chuckle. “You’re a psychology student, right?” He asks and I nod as a reply. The guy seems to know everything about me. “Well isn’t it true if you were in effect suffering from some kind of schizophrenic break from reality then shouldn’t this all be something normal for you? A schizophrenic can’t distinguish hallucinations from reality but you seem able to recognize the abnormality of what's happening to you. So essentially that you think you’re insane proves that you are indeed not insane.”

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Even if I’m a walking disaster, at least I’m never boring. And who knows? Maybe all these little moments will add up to something pretty awesome in the end.” Gift grinned mischievously. “Absolutely! And hey, if all else fails, we can always write a book about our epic college misadventures and become famous for it. ‘The Chronicles of Clumsy College: Adventures in Chaos and Caffeine’ sounds like a bestseller, don’t you think?” We all burst into laughter again, the idea growing funnier by the second. The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty.

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“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

If you get your ass arrested while I'm stuck in goddamn Tartu, I'm going to string you up by your balls. No need for that, luv. But my boss will be favoring his pruny balls soon. I'm goin make em bigger. What the heck is that supposed to mean? I added a few more yelling emojis to buttress my question. A laughing emoji and bomb gifs were my answer. "Goddamnit Ru!" I exploded. If that idiot got himself arrested for some stupid prank, then who was going to help me investigate this crazy place?