Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

Quickstep enquired to Octavio. His voice showed concern unto his oblivious friend who was still continuing his nonstop barrage of insults towards Quickstep. "May you die like the ant that you wish to become, fool! Beware! You might even commit murder accidentally when your ant friends slip off on your bald shiny head. Hahaha! You're a virus! Even I have become contaminated with your folly! Hahaha!

ma asks with an expression ranging from confusion, hurt and amusement flicking through her face all at once. I think it was safe to say that everyone was equally as confused as she was at the moment, except Devon and Lilith of course who were back to watching the show on the T.V “you ask for too much” Micheal replies with a straight face after breaking up the hug with his beloved grand ma. “yea right” ma huffs with an eye roll. “I guess I should be happy that you are not total a weirdo” ma says. “ I was worried that you could turn into a serial killer or something of that sorts much later in life, this is a good sign. We are off to a good start after all” she takes in a steadying breathe whi

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I look down at my cappuccino, unable to take a drink. He grins with another low rumbling chuckle. “You’re a psychology student, right?” He asks and I nod as a reply. The guy seems to know everything about me. “Well isn’t it true if you were in effect suffering from some kind of schizophrenic break from reality then shouldn’t this all be something normal for you? A schizophrenic can’t distinguish hallucinations from reality but you seem able to recognize the abnormality of what's happening to you. So essentially that you think you’re insane proves that you are indeed not insane.”

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Even if I’m a walking disaster, at least I’m never boring. And who knows? Maybe all these little moments will add up to something pretty awesome in the end.” Gift grinned mischievously. “Absolutely! And hey, if all else fails, we can always write a book about our epic college misadventures and become famous for it. ‘The Chronicles of Clumsy College: Adventures in Chaos and Caffeine’ sounds like a bestseller, don’t you think?” We all burst into laughter again, the idea growing funnier by the second. The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

#no_lovelife #buythisgirl I was silently laughing at their comments. I can't laugh out loud because I might wake him up. kyla_leondale: Punch me in the face, I'll file a case against me. anica_l: Say the magic word? I laughed the moment I thought of the magic word she's talking about. athijhaeasssss: nice... athijhaeasssss: try but I'm not gonna say it. I inserted a laughing emoji and a witch. anica_l: What was that again, girl? Nice choice silly sauce.

"Better that I'm full of babies than you are full of shit, right? Stop gossiping like a gossip when I'm unconscious and have some guts to fight me!" He almost made me jump out of bed and do a rap, but I just couldn't handle it. After saying that, I rolled my eyes and fainted again. Now I keep a mind, dizzy is not a complete dizzy, can only be half dizzy like this. Or Bonnie's gonna talk shit about me again. Just then I heard a small laugh, which followed the footsteps from far to near. "With such a wound and such a strong will, Madman, can someone like her hypnotize?"