Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

I meant it when I think about these disturbing thoughts. I can't help it; these chuckles are like some kind of torture that I can't shake. They're like a cancer that I can't cure, and I'm starting to think that they're purposefully trying to drive me crazy. It's like they're enjoying making me feel this way, like they're some kind of twisted cosmic joke. But it's not funny. I want to screw them all.

Such a Witch Crazy Of all the things to think of..? Remind me why you are still friends with her? Oh right! She is Crazy and you like Crazy! “Very funny Betty, you are not even close” “So tell me already” Betty Squealed. “Remember that moon-like Tattoo on my back?” I asked

He reacted at once and released me. I barely had time to draw a breath when the crowd suddenly shifted. People all around me began jumping in time with the music. Someone ahead of me stumbled and collided with me, forcing me backward. I tensed without thinking. Then, a strange sensation surged up inside me, hot and unrelenting. My eyes widened. Oh no. It had already gone in.

"I won't meet you on Kitay-Gorod because you don't exist... I'm just sick… "You have no choice, you must test your hypothesis, or sooner or later you will go mad, and then you will really need a psychiatrist." - Okay, I'll try...in the end I have nothing to lose. At least I'll know I'm definitely sick. "You're all right, I'll explain. "Will you tell me your number?"… "You won't need it!"

“I am not a storyteller, nor am I a willing participant in that as well.” Chaos laughed softly, “It’s funny, you know?” “What is?” She asked curiously. Chaos chuckled wryly, “Life, a cruel piece of shit, always demanding more than we can give. We are expected to rise from the ashes, only to be burned all over again.”

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

Haru scoffed beside me. "Introduce a little anarchy, dear boy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair! Didn't I contribute so much? If it weren't for thugs like me, you won't have a job." He replied. What? Since when was chaos fair? Well, maybe in a mastermind's point of view, there is always an opportunity in chaos. So, oh well!

"ahhh" which means that you and i are quite apart in a way. if what you're saying is as i think it is one wolf witch can't die without finding herself a twin pair? yes that's true!! "hahaha" cleopatra laughed out as she looked at the mysterious individual whose face was filled with confusion. why is this one laughing?? "i'm laughing because you'd have had to live many years without anyone next if i hadn't come up". rooaarrr!!! the lady roared angrily as she looked at cleopatra. have you lost your mind do you think this is a joke, we have a limit and we have no time to joke around.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))