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I’m a new grad human in huge debt, and cheated by my Omega bf. When I got wasted in a bar, I didn’t expect to have the best sex ever. And the very next morning, I also didn’t expect to wake up and find my ONS hookup was my bf's Alpha billionaire BOSS…. How things are going to turn out after I accidentally became his 5yo daughter's live-in nanny?____________How did this happen? How did I wind up finally becoming employed, only for it to turn out that my new employer was the same person who I had a one night stand with just two nights ago?“I didn’t know that you would be the employer. If I had known, I wouldn’t have applied….”“It’s alright. I knew it was you when I hired you. I did it on purpose.” I scrunched my eyebrows together. “What do you mean?”

Ayana Torrez just tossed her graduation cap and hit the road — alone, unbothered, and ready for anything. With cash flowing from her vlogging success and a thirst for freedom, she’s chasing thrill over routine, passion over predictability. But her solo adventure takes a steamy turn when she crosses paths with dangerously charming men who tempt her to explore more than just new places. Every mile brings her deeper into pleasure, but behind the flirty detours and wild nights… could love be waiting at the end of the road?

Some people appear in life as blessings in disguise. Not knowing where my life was heading after facing betrayal after betrayal, Someone appeared in my life as my stepdad. What is it? A love? In love with my ex-stepdad whose appearance seems to be a shield for me. Who kept protecting me even after all the lies I had told him. After Mom lied about her identity. I fell in love with him, my mother's contracted husband who divorced her right after he got to learn about her true identity. But he kept me protected as my legal guardian, who makes me his family. And, I fell in love with his sincerity and his warmth.

AHEM *CLEARS THROAT* THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENTS THAT ARE VERY VIVID, IT'S NOT ALLOWED FOR ANYONE UNDER EIGHTEEN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. There were secrets I kept from everyone else because I would be sent for counselling or even therapy if I ever told anybody about it but there was no way that I could control the burning desire I felt when I saw my step uncle. "Forbidden!" the voice in my head would warn but it doesn't stop the throbbing between my legs. I see the way he looks at me and I'm certain that he wouldn't be able to hold himself much longer, soon, we both would have to keep dirty secrets from everyone else because there is no way I would tell after he has had me tied to his bed.

I was never a mother. Never been in love. Never even kissed a man. But the day two children called me "Mummy," My world turned upside down. Ethan Stark, a cold, powerful, and ruthless billionaire, believed I abandoned our kids and forced me into a loveless marriage with him. All I have are my words... and no proof of my innocence. How can I explain to him I don't know what he was talking about when there is a picture that says otherwise and my striking resemblance with the kids?

I’m Ellie, an orphan. I fall in love with my daddy’s friend, Austin. He’s the Alpha King. He’s my adoptive father. And he’s twice my age. --- Ellie accidentally has a one-night stand with a stranger the day her adoptive father returns from war. Wow, this stranger is so hot and good in bed! He’s much better than her scary guardian, only the room is too dark to see his face. --- When bloodthirsty, ruthless Alpha Austin learns his little Ellie had a one-night stand with a man, he is furious. "Who is that guy?" "You have no right to know who he is!" "If I find out who that stupid male dog is, I'll make him regret doing this to you!" "He isn't a stupid male dog. He’s the best man I've ever met. He's sexy, he's strong and he makes me happy!" Until one day, Austin finds that stupid male dog is him…

Ryan Stanley Ford mengganti identitasnya untuk misi membalas dendam dan mencari bukti kehancuran perusahaan Andrew Ford, sang ayah. Ryan harus mengikuti permainan licik James White yang memintanya sebagai CEO dan menjalin kedekatan dengan putri tunggalnya, Briana. Kini keduanya semakin terikat. Ryan dilema antara melanjutkan misi atau membatalkan dendamnya demi Briana.

Hidup Fasya mendadak berubah hanya dalam waktu 24 jam. Semua terjadi karena kesehatan kakeknya yang menurun. Dengan berharap akan kesembuhan kakeknya, Fasya terpaksa harus menikah hari itu juga dengan pria yang baru ia temui. Harapan akan masa depan yang indah dan cerah langsung hancur saat status Fasya berubah menjadi istri dari seorang Adnan Atmadja. Semua yang ada di dalam pria itu sangat jauh dari ekspektasinya. Akankah kehidupan pernikahan mereka akan bahagia? Atau bahkan ada lika-liku yang membuat mereka sengsara?

Nicolet Mae Talessdo, mabait, matlino at magandang bata. Sa napakamura nitong edad ay nakitaan na ito ng mga talent na higit para sa kanyang gulang. Ngunit sa kabila ng mga bagay na kanyang nakukuha at ibinibigay sa kanya ni Maeve, ang kanyang mommy, nanatiling kulang. Lumalaki si Nami na may pagtataka kung sino ang kanyang tunay na ama ngunit hindi iyon magawang sagutin ng kanyang ina. Gusto niya magkaroon ng ama tulad ng mga bata kung kaya nang sandaling makauwi sila ng kanyang Mommy Maeve sa Pilipinas ay agad niyang sinimulan ang paghahanap sa kanyang tunay na ama. Nang sandaling makita niya si Nicholas Sandoval, ang boss ng kanyang mommy, tinawag niya itong ‘Daddy’. Ano ang kaugnayan ni Nicholas kay Nami? Siya na ba ang tunay na ama ni Nami? Abangan ang mangyayari sa buhay ni Maeve at ang paghahanap ni Nami sa kanyang tunay na ama.

Después del accidente de auto, la tía Lore se confió demasiado porque creía que yo estaba mal de la cabeza. Jamás se cubría frente a mí y, cuando me aprovechaba de ella, solo le quedaba intentar calmarme con cariños. Poco a poco fui sobrepasando los límites, tentando el terreno para ver hasta dónde podía llegar con ella. Por fin, un día, aproveché que el tío Roberto estaba profundamente dormido y me metí en su cama para gozar de ese cuerpo que tanto me hacía babear. Ella temblaba entre mis brazos, muerta de miedo de que el tío Roberto nos descubriera. No tuvo más remedio que tragarse sus gemidos y tratarme como loquito; se fue quedando sin fuerzas, atrapada entre el placer y la culpa que sentía. Pero lo que ella no sospechaba era que yo ya estaba bien de la cabeza desde hace mucho tiempo.