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Bea has always known the rules… until breaking them became impossible to resist. Her stepdad isn’t supposed to be the one who makes her heart race, the one she secretly craves, but some desires don’t listen to reason. When secrets, misunderstandings, and a forbidden attraction collide, Bea’s life is turned upside down. Can love truly survive when it’s taboo? Or will giving in to temptation destroy everything she holds dear?

Angel Anneliese, sosok gadis SMA yang berumur 16 tahun dan berakhir menjadi seorang sugar baby. Wajah cantik, perilaku imut dan tingkah polosnya berhasil membuat pria yang berumur 14 tahun lebih tua darinya itu langsung tergila-gila untuk menjadikannya seorang sugar baby. Nick Brechtje, sosok pria yang begitu egois dan tidak peduli terhadap lingkungan sekitarnya, berhasil membuat seorang Angel Anneliese yang terbilang tidak peduli dengan cinta itu berhasil bertekuk lutut. Nick yang juga membenci dengan yang namanya 'Status Pengikat' pada akhirnya langsung terbuai oleh gadis mungil itu dan menjadikannya seorang sugar baby. Bagaimana kehidupan Angel saat setelah menjadi seorang sugar baby sesuai dengan keinginannya? Apakah dia mendapatkan kebahagiaan sama seperti apa yang dia ekspektasikan? Ataukah dia mendapatkan kenyataan yang berbanding terbalik dari ekspektasinya?

Kania, tiga puluh tahun, memilih hidup dalam keheningan sejak patah yang tak ia bicarakan. Ia tak mencari cinta. Bahkan tubuhnya pun sudah lama lupa rasanya disentuh dengan sungguh-sungguh. Hingga Arsa pindah ke unit sebelah. Pria asing yang pulang larut, jarang bicara, tapi punya suara berat yang menggema di dinding tipis. Setiap malam, jarak mereka tak lebih dari satu tembok. Setiap pagi, tubuh Kania bangun dengan denyut yang tak bisa dijelaskan. Apa yang awalnya hanya suara—pelan-pelan menjadi obsesi. Dan obsesi itu, tanpa mereka sadari, saling tumbuh dari dua arah. Tapi kedekatan fisik tak pernah sesederhana yang terlihat. Ada luka yang belum selesai, ada batas yang mudah kabur saat malam terlalu lama, dan ada rahasia yang hanya muncul di antara ciuman dan bisikan paling sunyi.

Augustine Knight is the man all mothers wish for their daughter! He’s nice, he’s rich, he’s beyond beautiful, and has the quality we’ve all been looking for- painfully loyal! Yeah okay maybe he’s a bit arrogant but you can hardly see that trait whenever he’s with his family and close friends because yes, you got it right, he’s a family man and a very good friend too! See, what a catch. Phew. The relationship he had with Evie, is something we all pray for our daughters to have. If you excuse the big misunderstanding, of course. Because that would make you call him a fucking pedophile. With P at the front and right in the middle. PEDO-PHILE. You can’t exactly blame the man when he asked his newly-married wife to give him back four years of his life, or forced her to cash her promise about their three (future) children. From being the lucky girlfriend of a billionaire she upped her status to ‘insanely-lucky wife of a billionaire’, but within a month it changed into being his worthless SugarBabyWife. *** Dig in if you feel like reading something that would make you mad, sad, or both. Don’t hesitate if you’re a fan of toxic relationship because I promise you, this, is the definition of ttttoxicccity. I’m the fucking mayor of this city if you’ve read Gay Sugar Daddy :)

I thought my life was sorted. I have a sweet fiancé Marcus, a cozy apartment and my wedding Pinterest board on lock. As The classic good girl, I saved myself for marriage, never gave anyone trouble and always made safe choices. That was until I met Marcus’ dad Victor. He is tall, suave and deliciously charming. Everything about him turns me on without trying. Just one handshake and my body lit up like fireworks. I panicked and told myself it was hormones. I avoided him like a plague and even gave Marcus my virginity few months to our wedding but it didn’t work. One girls’ night and one weird-tasting drink, I find myself in his bed begging like I’d lost my mind while he ruins me for his son. Now I dream him every night while Marcus snores beside me like nothing’s changed. He has no idea I’m picturing his father when he touches me and that it’s his dad’s name I’m biting back when I come. I tell myself in the mirror every morning:
“Stop! You’re not this person.” But the second we’re in the same room? My willpower cracks. This isn’t cute at all. It’s messy, embarrassing and terrifying.
 The safest choice feels lonelier every day and the dangerous one feels like I’m finally breathing. What am I to do when the person I’m supposed to marry isn’t the one setting my body on fire and the one who is happens to be the last man I’m allowed to want? How long can I keep this affair hidden from Marcus when the wedding is so close and Victor is determined to have not just my body?

I accidentally had a one-night stand with my father's enemy. "Morning, mate." He is , holds me tenderly, My eyes widened in fear, my virginity was given to a strange male wolf instead of my fiancé. *************** Ava, the daughter of the Blue River Pack Alpha, Robert. She was doted on by her father as a child. From birth to nineteen, she never left their small village. Until a festival party, her mate found her. The leaders of the Blue River Pack and the Shadow Pack have been sworn enemies for generations. The Shadow Pack lives on the sea, and their werewolves are rumored to be vulgar, savage, and fond of force. Her father has always taught her to stay away from the ruffians of the Shadow Pack, warning her that their aggressive and unpredictable ways make them untrustworthy and dangerous. However, her life changed when the leader of the ruffians found her. "Sweetheart, don't think about running away. Even your father can't stop me."

Seven HOT age gab (forbidden) Romance Stories in one, inclusive a bonus story! *Dear Daddy *Dear Stepson *Dear Stepdaddy *Dear Teacher *Dear Doctor *Dear shy, sexy Professor Bonus story: My boyfriend's uncle.

Zenaida Cabrera, isang multimedia journalist mula isang kilalang news website sa bansa. Sa edad na dalawang pu't walo, hindi pa niya nararanasan magkaroon ng kasintahan dahil nakatuon lang ang kaniyang atensyon sa trabaho at pamilya. Sa takot na mapag-iwanan, sumubok siyang makipag-date ngunit palagi itong nauuwi sa wala dahil sa demanding na boss na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang subukin at pahirapan siya. Buong akala ni Zenaida ay hindi na niya mararanasan ang pagkakaroon ng sariling pamilya dahil sa mga responsibilidad na hawak niya, subalit isang araw, nalaman na lamang niya na siya'y nagdadalang tao na at kasamaang palad, hindi niya maalala at makilala kung sino ang ama ng bata sa sinapupunan niya.

ชีวิตที่ขัดสนเรื่องเงินของหลินที่เป็นพนักงานบริษัทธรรมดาเริ่มเปลี่ยนหลังมือเป็นหน้ามือ หลังจากได้รับข้อเสนอจากทินกร เขายอมมีอะไรกับผู้ชายคนนี้เพื่อเงิน ยอมว่านอนสอนง่ายกับคุณแด๊ดทุกครั้งที่มีเงินเข้าบัญชี เป็นอย่างคติประจำใจที่เขาพึ่งตั้งมันสดๆร้อนหลังจากมาอยู่ในความสัมพันธ์นี้ได้ไม่นาน HAVE MONEY HAVE SEX เงินมันยั่วยวนใจนี่นา ที่ยอมอยู่แบบนี้ก็เพราะเขามันหัวสูง อยากได้อยากมี และคนที่ให้มันกับเขาได้งานดายแค่ปลายนิ้วก็คือคุณแด๊ดทินกร.. ทางกลับกันทินกรต้องการจีบหลิน เพราะรู้สึกว่าอีกฝ่ายเป็นรักแรกพบ ที่ทำให้หัวใจของเขาเต้นแรงอีกครั้ง หลังจากที่มันสงบมาหลายปี แต่เพราะการเข้าหาที่ไม่เหมือนใคร จึงทำให้เขากลายเป็น Sugar daddy ของหลินแทนเสียได้

She Was Just the Nanny… Until She Became His Everything. After losing everything in one night… her career, her home and the man she loved, Veronica Hales thought her life couldn’t get any worse. Framed by her stepsister, betrayed by her boyfriend and tossed into the streets, she had no choice but to start over from nothing. But fate intervenes when she saves a mute little girl from a speeding car, unaware that the girl’s father is Leonard Armani, the reclusive billionaire who secretly owns the mansion and wealth her ex-boyfriend has been flaunting as his own. When Leonard offers her a job as his daughter’s nanny, Veronica accepts, determined to rebuild her life quietly. Yet the deeper she becomes part of Angel’s world, the harder it is to ignore the slow, burning tension between her and the mysterious man who signs her paychecks. Leonard, wounded by a past betrayal and haunted by distrust, swore never to love again. But the warmth Veronica brings into his home and his heart awakens something he thought he’d buried forever. As secrets unravel and old lies return to destroy them both, Veronica must choose: walk away again or fight for the love she never saw coming. She Entered His Mansion With Nothing. She Left With His Heart.