Funny Four Word Sayings Novels & Stories

giving me a playful shove. I didn’t get a chance to push him back before my sister’s shocked voice cut through the gym. “What did you say?” Shrugging, Brandon replied, “Oh, it’s just an old saying I picked up off of The Three Stooges or something,” “Your dad used to say that,” Cadence explained. “How bizarre.”

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

My father and brothers were still fighting bloody battles on the border, and I hadn’t waited for Haydn to come back and tell him that I loved him. April: Bella, are you okay? Me: Yeah, I am okay. How about you? April: (depressed, lying down) No, I am not okay. Me: Hmm... let me tell you a joke. April: What joke? Me: We're still alive. April: Is that it? What kind of joke is that? April angrily scratched the ground with her two front paws. Me: Haha, April, you don't look cute sighing with your head down. You are cool with your head up.

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

“Ahahaha!” The third baby told the joke that was obviously funny to the fourth, ‘cause his lovely laughter filled the room and he realized it was the voice that had brought him up his feet. He watched the fourth fall on his back from his laughter, getting up again to listen to the third speak before crying out again.

Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

Zayn looked towards Four and he looked at him like he was an alien. "Hell no i suck at it!" Four said "Oh don't you dare lie doah bag!"Gigi said "shut the fuck up stinky pinky!" Four said annoyed "Well fuck you" Gigi said and looked towards the crying messes. She took a deep breath and walked towards them.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

she shot back with mock innocence. Zavian’s brow arched sharply at her words. “There’s a saying that the law doesn’t protect fools.” She added with a mischievous tone. The word “fools” seemed to strike a nerve, and Zavian pushed off the wall with a sudden burst of speed. “I’ll show you who the fool is, little one,” he growled.