Funny Four Word Sayings Novels & Stories

She asks. I shake my head in bemusement. “It means someone who fell off the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down.” Zoe and Lana give me an incredulous look before they both break out into boisterous laughter. “Oh my god, babe, only you would say that to the devil and live.” Zoe clutches her stomach with an amused chuckle, and Lana gasps in amusement. “Oh man, I wish I had known that word. I would have called him that every day.”

But then again so was everyone else. “He’s the dude broiest bro ever in the history of dude bros dude.” I yelled back at her. Ahhh… yep. Totally drunk. Sara shook her head seriously. As if anything I just said made sense. “Dude you’re so right.” She said. Sloan chimed in then. “Dudes a weird word!” She shouted. We all agreed and started laughing. “Duuuaaddee” Abbey said. “Dude .. dude .. doodie dude.” Sara tried.

one two three four five She was fine. one two three four five SHE WAS FINE! one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five one two three four five

I opened my mouth to speak only for Four to hold his hand up which held a frying wand. "Yesterday is in the past, lets draw a line underneath it and we don't have to talk about it again. I want to move on and forget about it okay? The only thing that matters is you and me now" Four spoke as his eyes flicked towards me and his already burning bacon.

So I decided to cheer him up. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing crazeIt means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata!Why, when he was a young warthog When I was a young wart-hoooog! Very nice! Thanks! I twirled around quickly making funny faces at the kid because he laughed at me. He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the Savannah after every meal

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

I complained to my room mate. "If it's not talking about facts and science, don't tell it to me" she said and laughed. "Common babe, Figures are fact, hope you know" I argued. "If figures are facts, then why did they separate figure from fact in this popular phrase "FACTS AND FIGURES" She said and laughed "Is that supposed to be funny?" I said, feeling pained. And she just kept on laughing then someone knocked the door and my room mate went to check who was at the door.

There was some complaint in the man's tone on the other side of the phone, but more doting. "Hee hee, how could it be? Fourth Brother is in his prime, and he can't be old. Don't worry, I promise you that you will call you before your hair goes white!" "Then I'll call you! Otherwise, you'll make me so angry that my hair will turn white!" The other party teased very happily. He curled his lips and said, "Fourth Brother, can't you say something nice? Am I a troublemaker in your eyes?" "Hey, hey, you said that. I didn't say that! By the way, how long are you going to play outside? What about you two days ago? If they knew that you didn't go to school, I don't know what they would do."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”