Novel & Cerita Funny Girlfriend Joke

I chuckle. “Something funny asshole?” She says through gritted teeth yet with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Oh, nothing Petal. Only, you feel a little tense and pent up, I can help you with that.” “Fuck off you jerk.” “That’s not friendly especially from my girlfriend.” “I am as much your girlfriend as Elvis is alive.” “Smile, we’re at the door. How about a kiss?” “You can kiss your ass.” That makes me throw my head back and laugh.

he said playfully and I shrugged. "I'll just find some other guys who are willing to kiss me" I backfired and he glared me. "It's been not even fifteen minutes you're my girlfriend and you're already talking about other guys" he exclaimed and I giggled. "You won't be able to stay away from my lips" I joked. "By punishing me, you're punishing yourself" I explained and watched as he groaned. "You're an awful girlfriend" he huffed but I could see amusement glimmering in his eyes. I faked hurt and put my hand on my heart.

"Whatever just tell me, I expected a disappointment from you already, I’m pretty sure it was lame but anyways just go ahead and tell me." "We haven’t actually had a first night get," I responded She glared at me for a moment before she burst into laughter "You’re telling me that you haven’t had sex with him yet?" She pointed at me as she tapped her lap and continued laughing "You aren’t serious are you?" She laughed "Oh man, my stomach hurts but I can’t stop laughing." I rolled my eyes "You are fucking crazy, Barb." "Oh girlfriend, you are so funny" She chuckled In two words, she’s insane.

Jack asked, " What did i lie to you? First of all set up this. You can't blame me." Jenny said, " You already had a girlfriend but that day in the park, you said you don't have anyone." Jack replied, " I have girlfriend but that time i had none. By the way how did you know? Do you have any secret detective group? " He was just kidding around. Jenny said, " You girlfriend is my friend. I saw your picture in her room. So, i asked her how did she know you? Then she told me that you are her boyfriend."

” am sorry,,but I have to say this. I love you Lisa ” He said and her eyes went wide open ” I really have a strong feelings for you,,,,” He took her hand and folded it softly ” I love you a lot,,will you be my girlfriend?? ” he asked staring into her eyes Lisa immediately shifted back,, ” I know you’re joking,,, ” She managed to smile ” That type of joke is expensive,, let’s just continue reading, okay??” She said ” Am not joking Lisa,,am telling you the truth. Am f**king serious,, ” he said and pulled her closer to himself

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

I laughed at her angry expression. "I liked it, it seems my girlfriend is a super smart nerd," I joked and she laughed. "I'm super smart!" There, the smile was back on her face. And how I loved that smile.

, Fiona asked jokingly. Colt laughed at her teasing question. “ Well, because a beautiful lady like you refused to be my girlfriend”, Colt said. Fiona laughed. “ Okay, you got me this time, I am tongue tied, your lines are so cheesy Colt”, she said jokingly. Colt laughed. “ Not cheesy enough to make you change your mind yet, so I still have to put in more efforts until you get to change your mind ”, Colt said. Fiona laughed. “ Only in your dreams”, Fiona said.

I blurted immediately with a vigorous shake of my head. "Ugh! why?" She groaned in annoyance - swaying her arms demonstratively in the air as she asked. "Because I know myself and what I'll do should I get on that -- bed with you" I answered in a somewhat amused voice with a cheeky grin that only got Shelly even more pissed than calm. "And who gives a fu*k!?" She choked out in anger. "Um... my girlfriend gives a fu*k, I give a fu*k -- and you should give a fu*k too" I replied with my voice sounding almost playful than serious.

If anyone should die now, it's our opposing team. "You're now my girlfriend?" "Ye—" I stopped to answer when his question entered my mind. His shoulders moved because of his giggles. I immediately pinched him, which made him moan. "What?" he asked kindly. I struggled with him and got up from lying down. "You're teasing me, Jairon." He snorted, although there was a playful grin on his lips. Tsk! Just a while ago, it was still a drama? "I'm just asking," he shrugged innocently.