Novel & Cerita Funny Girlfriend Joke

“Hey guys’’, she yelled, Omotola couldn’t wait to be in her boo’s arms she’s busy reciting the love poems she composed.’’ They all bent over with laughter, Omotola stared baffled at them, and getting laughed at without getting the joke was beginning to bore her. “Can you please explain the joke so I can at least laugh at my own expense?’’ she said the edge beginning to show on her voice. Valerie paused long enough to wipe an imaginary tear from her heavily mascaraed eye. “you know it’s been days since you last saw him, hopefully you let go of his sumptuous lips soon so we can go to this cool place he promised to take us with his cute friends.’’ “Wait what!! I have a boyfriend?’’ Omotola excl

he said playfully and I shrugged. "I'll just find some other guys who are willing to kiss me" I backfired and he glared me. "It's been not even fifteen minutes you're my girlfriend and you're already talking about other guys" he exclaimed and I giggled. "You won't be able to stay away from my lips" I joked. "By punishing me, you're punishing yourself" I explained and watched as he groaned. "You're an awful girlfriend" he huffed but I could see amusement glimmering in his eyes. I faked hurt and put my hand on my heart.

"Whatever just tell me, I expected a disappointment from you already, I’m pretty sure it was lame but anyways just go ahead and tell me." "We haven’t actually had a first night get," I responded She glared at me for a moment before she burst into laughter "You’re telling me that you haven’t had sex with him yet?" She pointed at me as she tapped her lap and continued laughing "You aren’t serious are you?" She laughed "Oh man, my stomach hurts but I can’t stop laughing." I rolled my eyes "You are fucking crazy, Barb." "Oh girlfriend, you are so funny" She chuckled In two words, she’s insane.

Jack asked, " What did i lie to you? First of all set up this. You can't blame me." Jenny said, " You already had a girlfriend but that day in the park, you said you don't have anyone." Jack replied, " I have girlfriend but that time i had none. By the way how did you know? Do you have any secret detective group? " He was just kidding around. Jenny said, " You girlfriend is my friend. I saw your picture in her room. So, i asked her how did she know you? Then she told me that you are her boyfriend."

” am sorry,,but I have to say this. I love you Lisa ” He said and her eyes went wide open ” I really have a strong feelings for you,,,,” He took her hand and folded it softly ” I love you a lot,,will you be my girlfriend?? ” he asked staring into her eyes Lisa immediately shifted back,, ” I know you’re joking,,, ” She managed to smile ” That type of joke is expensive,, let’s just continue reading, okay??” She said ” Am not joking Lisa,,am telling you the truth. Am f**king serious,, ” he said and pulled her closer to himself

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

Her jaw clenched, trying to contain her fury. “Don’t talk to my girlfriend that way,” Dean growled, grabbing her by the waist and pulling her to himself. “Dean Polanski,” Jake sneered, “the walking disaster no one asked for. How’d you manage to scrape the bottom of the jerk barrel and still find a girlfriend uglier than your personality?” Okay! My best friend was on fire. Ouch. This time I couldn’t hold it back, a laugh slipped out of my mouth. Maxine arched her brow, her gaze prickling my skin. But I didn’t care.

"Tell me!!! Because I am fucking clueless and the last time I checked...you aren't my girlfriend, but you're fucking acting like a real annoying one." Nice. A perfect stab to my gut. He couldn't have said anything more hurtful.

I blurted immediately with a vigorous shake of my head. "Ugh! why?" She groaned in annoyance - swaying her arms demonstratively in the air as she asked. "Because I know myself and what I'll do should I get on that -- bed with you" I answered in a somewhat amused voice with a cheeky grin that only got Shelly even more pissed than calm. "And who gives a fu*k!?" She choked out in anger. "Um... my girlfriend gives a fu*k, I give a fu*k -- and you should give a fu*k too" I replied with my voice sounding almost playful than serious.

She questioned. "That I'm with my girlfriend" I said without looking at her. She placed a hand on mine to halt my typing fingers. I raised my lashes at her "No you won't tell her that" She says commandingly, my forehead creased in a frown. "Isn't she your girlfriend also? I mean one of the real ones. Is she not gonna feel neglected?" I chuckled without meaning to. Her glare deepened "What's funny?" "Are you feeling bad for her? I told you before, she's just a friend, a girl I wanna roll in sheets with, nothing else. Now I won't be able to bang her tonight, thanks to you"