Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

One of them turned at me with a half smile and glanced at what I am holding, “Are talking about the woman who wore that bra?” I raised my brows to them and surprisingly they burst out in laughter. I glared at them but they didn’t care about it. “Is she your girlfriend, dude?” The other one said between his laugh. “Malamang pinagsasawaan na siya ni Jacob.” Mocked by the other one with an pervert smile. “Probably. She was damn hot that will make your dick erected to its maximum.” Another from the guy with them. And right after, they all laugh their lungs out.

That's when Jackson realized that his buddy's words were full of sarcasm. "Dude, she's not even your girlfriend if I have sex with her, what's there to make you upset!" Jackson screamed, then he realized that he had taken his joke too far. Before Jackson could take back his statement and tell Steven the truth, he got a solid punch in the jaw that left him bleeding from his mouth.

my amazing girlfriend exclaimed, going as far as letting out a wolf whistle at the sight of her mother's fantastic bubble-butt so wantonly offered and presented to me. While I smiled like a lust-struck moron and my achingly stiff dick pulsed with need, Deb jumped to her feet and, letting go of her own tits, positioned herself beside Mandy's chair. Turning toward me with a playful grin on her lips, my amazing girlfriend invitingly went on. "Actually, I think Jeff should get a closer and deeper look... I mean, the real treasure is actually very tiny, and these big buttcheeks are kinda hiding it!"

Sometimes, I really want to punch him hard. "I am wasting my time dealing with you," I murmured, massaging my nape. "And it was fun to watch a person having a hard time dealing with me," he laughed. I surrender. "Talking about 'fun', I suddenly miss my girlfriend. She went to the comfort room a moment ago. Why is she not coming back?" "Correction. Celine is not your girlfriend. She is your FAKE GIRLFRIEND." "Getting jealous?" he teased. "Yes," I answered.

Got a joke for you Hav What does Claude leave when he has no Monet for his coffee? A bad impression lol Oh, fuck this guy! Trying to tell jokes to my girlfriend?! What's worse is I knew Haven would probably laugh at this awful, clearly Googled joke. The phone buzzed again. Hope it made you laugh ;) A winky face?! To my girl? I don't think so. Before I could comprehend what I was doing, I had deleted the texts. Oh shit. I had fucked up. I shouldn't have done that. But he was so annoying and I hated that he was trying to mack on my girlfriend.

' I swallowed, "babe I'm scared okay. What she did to you.. What if she does it to me and no one is here to scream at her and tell her to get off...? What if she kills me?" ' Tawny would never lay her hand on you. This is YOU we are talking about. Trust me, she would rather jump out the window than hit you.' " that's not helpful babe. I can't stop her from doing that." 'that was a really bad joke. But do keep her away from the windows.' she chuckled after saying that. Woow my girlfriend was an idiot. She was not funny at all. Her jokes were not funny or making me laugh. Instead they were giving me anxiety.

“I’m so happy to finally have you here in our house. And to know that you agreed to have some coffee with me.” “My girlfriend told me to. Don’t assume that I’m doing this for you.” I heard her chuckle so I glared at her. “What’s funny?” She shook her head while smiling. “I’m just happy that you finally found a woman that makes you happy. She’s a good woman, I like her.”

"You teachers... I tell Candace practically every day, it's crazy how much they make you do on your own time. At least when I leave work, I leave work. Yeah, police work is a lifestyle and blah blah blah, but I leave school and then hit the gym, prop my feet up and unwind. It's a damn shame I'm not a better cook, because I'd love to lighten the load on Candace." "There's always other ways to help a girlfriend unwind, in my experience," I said, venturing a mildly risqué joke. Were we at that stage? Was it OK for a hetero guy to joke about girlfriends with a gay girl? I had no idea what the rules were. Ugh, the girls never would have had me sweating rules. What was I even doing here? "Oh, I ke

I spoke to the saleslady, she smiled before she went to the cashier. “What do you mean girlfriend?! Do you wanna get hurt?!” she whispered. I laughed. She’s cute. “What? You’re my girlfriend, right?” I asked, pretending to be innocent. “Did I say yes? Did I say yes?” she asked sarcastically before she rolled her eyes on me. “At least you’re earning. Imagine, you have a boyfriend like me who’s handsome and popular, plus you’re earning,” I joked. She rolled her eyes again, I laughed when she didn’t fire back.

He said kissing my cheek and I glared "Are you my girlfriend?" He asked again "No.. I'm not you asshole , now let me go" I pushed him but he still keep me in his atms "I will let you go if you answer the correct answer" He said "Are you my girlfriend?" There we go again.. "No , never , iuw , gross , no way , weird , never ever , ugly , annoying.." I let out a random answers and now he's the one who annoyed now "Okay then.. starting from this second you're my girlfriend" He hugged me like I'm a teddy bear