Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

The guy directed his comment toward me. "Dude, she's the nipple sucker." I pointed back at my girlfriend whose mouth hung open. "Yeah, does she bite, too?" The banter with the piercing peeps had gone too far when the girl appeared aroused by the thought of Cora biting my tits. The laughter died instantly on my lips, which they all thought was a joke. Whatever. I needed my girl to get her boobs covered and us to get the hell out of Dodge before someone tried to ram a rod through my cock just to see what kind of rise they'd get out of me. Fuckers.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

Let me see you shout, yeh" The organizer said. "Yeh" Everybody yelled. "Go ahead and register your name now, if you have anything to present to us. Remember this is just for fun and there is no award. Just for fun" He said and everybody got to it. "I am going to be cracking a short old joke before the completion of the registration... A boyfriend escorted his girlfriend home and just as they got to their gate the boyfriend rested his two arms on the gate and wall and said, "I feel like eating you right now and enjoying you right this minute... Can I kiss you?". His girlfriend replied." No this is not the right place to do this. My family still thinks I am a Virgin and a saint. She kissed him

he said and I felt a wave of pure anger building up in me. "Did you just I'm blabbering? instead of you to say sorry you are here saying I'm blabbering, don't you think at all?, Uh?, I've been here for almost an hour, you ignored me all because of this useless thing!" I yelled furiously. "Did you know you're doing more than yourself, like did I just heard you calling my girlfriend a useless thing!?" he yelled back. A girlfriend? is he joking?. "You have a girlfriend?" I asked.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Jordan's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.

I didn't want to miss a word she said. "Or maybe you could come and help me tie it," I joked, and she chuckled, almost choking on her laughter. "I'll untie it with a soft kiss in the office," she replied mischievously, and then she hung up abruptly. Her words left me speechless, and I couldn't help but wonder how my girlfriend was becoming so Naughty. I stared at the screen for a moment and smirked before getting ready to leave the house.

He chuckles and tap my forehead, "She'll hear you." "I know," The kettle clicks, and I turn around. I'm tear between tapping that smirk off his face with my palm and tasting it. "I...It just takes some time to adjust to." "I'm just teasing," His hands are braced against the counter, caging me in between his body and the counter. "Well don't," I quip, "Only an idiot makes fun of his angry girlfriend. You don't get out of the doghouse by being an ass." "Was that a dog pun, Alora?"

“Who’s that assh*le Jada?” “If there’s an assh*le here, that’s you.” I shot back. “Why are you with him?” Is he dumb or what? He kept on ignoring my words by throwing me another question. “It’s not your business anymore!” “You’re my business Jada, how many times should I have to remind you?” “You’re my girlfriend, right? Then why are you hanging out with some other guy here?!” He added with his voice rising a bit. I was stunned for a moment but later on, clap my hands and laugh hard sarcastically to annoy him.

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

"What kind of pathetic joke is this !!??" He chuckled . Asshole . "Now now ...didn't think you would get away with what you did to my girlfriend did you ?" "Girlfriend? " i asked . "Kelly " Ohhhhhhhhhhh... Ya ..so that bitch is this Asshole's girlfriend. .. Of coures . "Don't blame me ...she deserved it " I saw his jaw clenched. And then the door opened revealling Kelly and 2 more girls . Fuck . I don't have my bag ....