Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

“Who’s that assh*le Jada?” “If there’s an assh*le here, that’s you.” I shot back. “Why are you with him?” Is he dumb or what? He kept on ignoring my words by throwing me another question. “It’s not your business anymore!” “You’re my business Jada, how many times should I have to remind you?” “You’re my girlfriend, right? Then why are you hanging out with some other guy here?!” He added with his voice rising a bit. I was stunned for a moment but later on, clap my hands and laugh hard sarcastically to annoy him.

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

"What kind of pathetic joke is this !!??" He chuckled . Asshole . "Now now ...didn't think you would get away with what you did to my girlfriend did you ?" "Girlfriend? " i asked . "Kelly " Ohhhhhhhhhhh... Ya ..so that bitch is this Asshole's girlfriend. .. Of coures . "Don't blame me ...she deserved it " I saw his jaw clenched. And then the door opened revealling Kelly and 2 more girls . Fuck . I don't have my bag ....

She cried. I chuckled stunned by her stupidness. "And who said you're my girlfriend?" I asked mockingly while she blushed embarrassed. "Then... What am I to you?" She asked with a shaky voice. "Nothing! Not like, I've asked you out before, don't get things wrong because I allow you to hang out with me, we're nothing but fuck mate," I growled to her face while she gasped with hurt on her face. "Do you like her?" Jenny asked while I stared at her blankly even though the question raced in my heart.

He huffed. "If you and I were socks, we’d sure make a great pair." "Too bad, not all ladies wear socks and that is only funny when you and her are already friends. Next." Jaxon said dismissively. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together?" "Cheesy, too cheesy," Kuc laughed. "Try that out on my girlfriend and she will murder you," "Oh, come on! What does a guy need to do to get a girl without looking like a weirdo?!"

"Whoa. Whoa. No. I have a boyfriend. Sorry. And I am straight. I am not into women. I do not know what you are thinking but I am not looking for anything. I am not trying to be your girlfriend or whatever this is. I just met you. You just got stabbed for me. I mean slashed. Whatever. The point is I am not available and I am not interested." She stared at me. Blinked once. Twice. Then her mouth twitched. "What the hell," she said. "I did not ask you to be my girlfriend." I stopped talking. Opened my mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. "You did not?" "No." "But you said I was pretty." "You are pretty. That does not mean I want to date you." "So why did you say it then?" She shrugged. "Because i

I sat up on my bed when I read some of the comments, and I was stunned that most girls challenged my girlfriend to show herself to everyone during one of my football games, and some say it must be this coming Saturday. I shook my head, and I couldn't believe one single post of the day would make the girls go crazy again. There are so many comments that I found hilarious some say I was only saying that I have a girlfriend to make girls stay away from me. Lauren and her friends commented they would only believe I already have a new girlfriend once they see her in my games wearing my jersey.

Is he your boyfriend? What, you didn't think what he said was true? I asked. She stopped talking again. Okay, never mind. What about the second one? God, they're so hot. She squealed. Could you introduce me to one of them? She did. They're both mine, Lauren. I promised. She laughed in a rude way. That is a really funny joke. Who would believe someone as low as you? Bullshit. She made a noise.

"You are a fool for thinking Stewart would believe a wench over his girlfriend." The moment she mentioned girlfriend, I burst into a peal of laughter. I knew he hadn't made her his wife yet, but I never thought he hadn't proposed to her, too. "What the..." I gasped after killing my laughter, covering my mouth with my hands and feigning shock. "Oh my God! Do not tell me you are still a girlfriend despite risking your life to throw yourself over the stairs six years ago," I mocked and burst into another round of hysterical laughter.

That was the lamest thing I have ever heard and said. "It suits me?" I decided to choose my next words carefully. "Ya, most of the womanizers are cocky and the biggest jerks," Shut up Jasmin before he will kill you. "Cocky? Jerk?" He looked at me with a narrow look, irritation evident on his face. "It was a joke. You're so funny," I let out a forced laugh, slapping both hands together. I can only hope he is not offended or angry. "So, it's decided, now you are my girlfriend now," Decide? But when? I don't remember agreeing. I don't know how to respond to that.