Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

She cried. I chuckled stunned by her stupidness. "And who said you're my girlfriend?" I asked mockingly while she blushed embarrassed. "Then... What am I to you?" She asked with a shaky voice. "Nothing! Not like, I've asked you out before, don't get things wrong because I allow you to hang out with me, we're nothing but fuck mate," I growled to her face while she gasped with hurt on her face. "Do you like her?" Jenny asked while I stared at her blankly even though the question raced in my heart.

He huffed. "If you and I were socks, we’d sure make a great pair." "Too bad, not all ladies wear socks and that is only funny when you and her are already friends. Next." Jaxon said dismissively. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together?" "Cheesy, too cheesy," Kuc laughed. "Try that out on my girlfriend and she will murder you," "Oh, come on! What does a guy need to do to get a girl without looking like a weirdo?!"

She giggled loudly and poked my cheeks. 'I got you. I won from you. I get to call you teddybear.' She sang in a naughty voice. She tricked me there. she really played me. She's good. Very good. I don't know hoe she did it. But she did it. She out-smarted me. For the very first time in my whole life, I'm fooled. By my own girlfriend. How is that even possible? 'You think you're smart, don't you?' I tickled her sides and sprayed her with kissed all over her face. She began screaming my name and giggling like a little girl.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Is he your boyfriend? What, you didn't think what he said was true? I asked. She stopped talking again. Okay, never mind. What about the second one? God, they're so hot. She squealed. Could you introduce me to one of them? She did. They're both mine, Lauren. I promised. She laughed in a rude way. That is a really funny joke. Who would believe someone as low as you? Bullshit. She made a noise.

Ok" When he said the word girlfriend i felt like tickling. The feeling is unexplainable. I love this Guy.

"You are a fool for thinking Stewart would believe a wench over his girlfriend." The moment she mentioned girlfriend, I burst into a peal of laughter. I knew he hadn't made her his wife yet, but I never thought he hadn't proposed to her, too. "What the..." I gasped after killing my laughter, covering my mouth with my hands and feigning shock. "Oh my God! Do not tell me you are still a girlfriend despite risking your life to throw yourself over the stairs six years ago," I mocked and burst into another round of hysterical laughter.

He blurted out and we all just laughed at his crazy experience. "Wow! Congratulations, France! Because if you have faced them, if Eve has peed in her underwear, you might have shitted in yours. Damn it! I can't... Heee, imagine it. Fuck! I can not breathe. Damn!" My jerk girlfriend let out and laughed like hell with the gay guy in the other line. See? Idiots. "What is so damn funny in here?" Someone asked by the door and we turned our heads to the blonde girl. It's Nadia that is wearing a curious and knowing face as she walked in.

That was the lamest thing I have ever heard and said. "It suits me?" I decided to choose my next words carefully. "Ya, most of the womanizers are cocky and the biggest jerks," Shut up Jasmin before he will kill you. "Cocky? Jerk?" He looked at me with a narrow look, irritation evident on his face. "It was a joke. You're so funny," I let out a forced laugh, slapping both hands together. I can only hope he is not offended or angry. "So, it's decided, now you are my girlfriend now," Decide? But when? I don't remember agreeing. I don't know how to respond to that.

I chuckle. “Something funny asshole?” She says through gritted teeth yet with a fake smile plastered on her face. “Oh, nothing Petal. Only, you feel a little tense and pent up, I can help you with that.” “Fuck off you jerk.” “That’s not friendly especially from my girlfriend.” “I am as much your girlfriend as Elvis is alive.” “Smile, we’re at the door. How about a kiss?” “You can kiss your ass.” That makes me throw my head back and laugh.