Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

I don't have time for this… Whatever, if I did something wrong, I'll just initiate my new special attack and kick their asses. My ninja skills and combat skills are really handy in these cases. "So you're Eion's girlfriend?" One of them asked. I laughed at her question, bursting into tears. Seriously? So that's what it is...Are they making me laugh? Because if they are then they are successful. I shook my head no in reply, "No." They looked at me like I was mad. "But your friends with Eion?

Yes she's not please, she's my girlfriend and I'm very serious with her so please do not call her a b*tch" he replied. "Tch tch!! Look below the table and see who you call your girlfriend" I smirked and he stared at his girl confusedly before looking down the table then froze on the spot. Jordan and Jake also looked down the table and twitched their face at the sight before them. "Sweet MF!!" Jordan exclaimed and started laughing. "And this is the b*tch you try to defend, damn, some girls would always remain sluts no matter how much you love them, they still go after another" Jake muttered and sipped his drink.

loud and mocking. I stare at them in surprise…. wondering why they're laughing. I frown, irritation rising. “What’s so funny?” I ask. The first guy steps closer, eyes gleaming with something sharp. “You really don’t know, do you?” A strange feeling settles in my chest. “What are you talking about?” I ask, slower this time. “About how your girlfriend fought your battle for you.” My brows snap together. “What?” “You think this is about the last time?” he says. “Where you sent your girlfriend to fight for you?”

She pouted "You're really a meanie." I just laughed and continued my work. "You're making your girlfriend a sandwich?" "Yeah, she might be hungry when she wakes up." "Gotcha! I knew it! She's your girlfriend." She celebrated and did her weird dance "Stop that, you dork." I laughed "So, she's really your girlfriend?" She leaned closer to my face "Not yet. Now that I answered your question, can you get the hell out of my face now?" I shoved her face away from mine

I was so irritated I feared I'd say something I'd regret later if I stayed on the phone with her any longer than I had to. “Mmmmm detka, uh...I might be asleep...but call me first so I'll answer and then...we can Sk-Skype. I want to see your beautiful face, my perfect girl.” Her random hiccuping and constant slurring was grating at my nerves and I sighed curtly. "I beg your pardon everyone, b-but my girlfriend is a Princess." I heard her shout the announcement out loud, and bristled at the roaring laughter in response. “I hope you’re sober by then. I have to go.”

not stupid, are you cheating on me? "What? You are talking nonsense, go to bed' "Make fun of me, that's what you are good at but you know that I am telling the truth" I was not just sounding like a jealous girlfriend, I was jealous and infuriated that he called another woman beautiful and laughed so hard when he talked with her. I thought that I was the only one who made him smile all the time. "I don't get you at all, I already told you that you heard nothing, you know that I won't cheat on you so drop this"

He could tell Lexi sensed it, so her turned away and lay down, putting both his arms behind his head. "And that is why, Lexi, you should consider yourself lucky to be 'blessed with the status of being my girlfriend.'" He joked, smiling when her eyes lit up in amusement. Pretty. "I feel so lucky." She droned in a monotone voice and he laughed at her dry wit, enjoying their back and forth. "As you should be." He joked in a mock cocky manner before nudging her with his side. "Girlfriend Number 3." He muttered under his breath, laughter bubbling in his voice. His laughter would have continued had she not nudged him back, making him wince at the force. For someone so frail, she packed a lot of fo

loud and mocking. I stare at them in surprise…. wondering why they're laughing. I frown, irritation rising. “What’s so funny?” I ask. The first guy steps closer, eyes gleaming with something sharp. “You really don’t know, do you?” A strange feeling settles in my chest. “What are you talking about?” I ask, slower this time. “About how your girlfriend fought your battle for you.” My brows snap together. “What?” “You think this is about the last time?” he says. “Where you sent your girlfriend to fight for you?”

"Just then, I heard my phone beeping. With my free hand, I pulled out my phone in my pocket. I had to bite the side of my cheeks to keep myself from smiling. Gi-chikun: I forgot to tell you that you look even more amazing today. My girlfriend is so beautiful. I gave him a glance and saw him smirking, his phone on his other hand too. This flirt. Me: I know. You're lucky I even said yes to you. I saw how he smiled at my response. It was an inside joke that we had. He'd often tell me how beautiful I am and I'd tell him how lucky he was I even spare him a glance. Gi-chikun: I feel honored to be this lovely and ethereal girl's boyfriend. And I will be even happier if I get to get a kiss, I had to

Jen whispered to me. I frowned. “What?” I asked. “The girlfriend thingy,” Jen said, giggling. “You shut up. He’s just kidding. These morons love jokes, just ignore it,” I said. I looked at Brix. “Fine, whatever,” I told Jen. She squealed in excitement. I just laughed at her reaction.