Funny Girlfriend Joke Novels & Stories

I replied, “You know it is funny how people mistook her for Shirley, If I didn't know you know that you are not friends with Shirley. I would have thought it is true” Jake rambled, “But anyways I am defending you because I know how in love you are with my Maren” “Your Maren? She is my girlfriend Dude” I frowned, “Sorry, Sorry” Jake laughed, “Just joking<, You are too possessive” “Shut up” I hissed and he continues to laugh,

“This is so not funny! And it’s getting boring, you know? For over a week now! Can you drop it?” “Ouch!” he said, and his voice sounded hurt, which made me feel guilty for saying his joke was boring. “I’m sorry,” I started to say. He cut in. “It is funny. You just don’t see the humor.” “Jerk of a boyfriend.” My lips curled up with a smile. “Ah-ah! Fiancé,” he corrected, and I blushed a little. I sat on my bed, pulling the table closer to me. “You wouldn’t be laughing if I’d told you about that night.”

I advice, sounding like a concern friend. "How can I have a girlfriend when the woman I like dumped me?" he replied, raising an eyebrow while looking at me. "You are crazy!" Surrounded by my laughter, I hit him on his shoulder and I also heard him laugh. At least now, even bringing up that topic, we no longer feel the awkwardness to each other.

Jake pointed out the moment she was back in the parlor. Her grin grew. “And you look handsome.” Actually, he did, with the dark blue shirt he had on topped with black trousers. It made her ask. “Where you off to?” A sheepish smile grew up his lips. “My girlfriend's place.” The words earned a chortle. “Don't joke.” “I'm not.” Funny enough, he sounded serious. “Jake, you getting a girlfriend is like saying the sun froze or chickens got so smart, they took over the earth.”

“Viv, what’s going on with you? What are you laughing about?” She kept laughing until tears rolled down her cheeks. She wiped the corners of her eyes continuously and tried to suppress her laughter to tell him, “I was joking with you. I heard a joke from my colleague today. She spoke about how fiancées are proposing break-ups with their fiancés. The fiancés answer with all sorts of strange replies. As a result, we made a pact to try it out with our partners when we got home.”

She was tired of being a normal human. "I will ruined your life by being your girlfriend!" She whispered. After seeing him for an hour, Clara thought it was enough for today. She felt satisfied that she returned home without knowing that Jonathan was staring intently at her. When Jonathan looks at her joyful face, he felt happy too. He did not get what he felt like this. He is a grown man and what thats mean. Jonathan knew that Clara had been following him for an hour. But he acted like nothing happened l to see what she wanted to do. He didn't want to touch women or have sensual energy with someone. His intuition is strong. Sometimes, he thinks he's not human at all.

I fumed in anger. "I said I'm his girlfriend." Immediately, the two security men burst out laughing loudly which made me frown. Were these two imbeciles, didn't they know the meaning of girlfriend, or did I have to explain it to them? "Excuse me," I frowned, calling their attention. "Why the heck are you two assholes laughing?" I couldn't help but curse as I asked. "Well then, we'd say you made a rather funny joke." One of the security men chuckled as he replied.

I laughed a little, and her frown deepened. "What's so fúcking funny?" she snapped. "I didn’t know the shít was married, and now I’m out a date and a taxi fare to get home." She looked like she might throw her drink at me, so I quickly explained. "Sorry," I said, "I think this is my sixth beer. I was planning on a fun evening with my girlfriend, Linda. We’ve been living together a few months. Today, I got off work early and headed home, only to find her bent over the couch, getting fúcked by Greg, one of the sleaze balls she works with."

, Fiona asked jokingly. Colt laughed at her teasing question. “ Well, because a beautiful lady like you refused to be my girlfriend”, Colt said. Fiona laughed. “ Okay, you got me this time, I am tongue tied, your lines are so cheesy Colt”, she said jokingly. Colt laughed. “ Not cheesy enough to make you change your mind yet, so I still have to put in more efforts until you get to change your mind ”, Colt said. Fiona laughed. “ Only in your dreams”, Fiona said.

I am teasing my girl. "What happened to my eyes? I am seeing everything clearly." This tube-light girl didn't get my joke. "I was joking, you tube-light." I just pulled her nose. "Aah. What are you doing, baby? Who knows when you joke and when you are serious? I might be a tube-light lover but I got the weirdest girlfriend. Who, when reacts in which thing, like which way only God knows?" My baby is irritated now. So, I pull her cheek and she smirks. And her dimples. I just hold her face and put kisses on them. Then I release her. Now, she is smiling and so am I.