Funny Greek Myths Novels & Stories

I watched as the guy left and the one thing that keep sticking in my mind that he seemed to be a strange guy but I’m not sure why that is. “What’s wrong baby girl?” “Who is that guy?” “That’s Dionysus, and he’s the god of wine and pleasure. He also the son of Zeus. Why don’t you go pick out a ring that you like to get.”

That was Frank the monster’s thing. “We don’t even need to watch videos, Ian already showed me how to do it. You just press down on this trigger thingy, point at the area you want to paint and voila! It’s done.” She patiently explained how the whole contraption worked, up until the point of how to get paint into the eqiupment, but I didn’t hear a single word. I nodded in all the right places, at least I thought it was in the right places, but my mind was brimming over with questions. What was Kyros? It had introduced itself as a god. The fire god to be specific. Admittedly, my greek mythology was terrible, seeing as all I knew about it was from the few comics I read and the Thor movie I watc

Always attribute it to pain, thanks to Brian the fucking sick bastard that he is. Next up were the angels and demons which both said they wouldn’t be themselves attributed mostly because they were constantly fighting with each other. That one being the only one to me that made sense at all. In any folk lore it is always the same. Angels and Demons always hated one and other. I learned during this introduction from Faulk whispering in my ear that all the creature for the most part had peace, because the King and Queen had made it so. But they were always little spats here and there, mostly of course from the angels and demons.

After a moment, she turns the screen toward me, “The word itself means wild or savage, but in Greek mythology, there was a Gigantes created to fight the Olympian gods during the Giant War, named Agrios. He was supposed to replace the Moirai, who are more commonly known as The Fates. It never came to be because someone killed Agrios during the war. “Okay. I will look into the definition side, you look further into the mythology side. Look for any covens or witch subcultures that somehow identify with the Gigante or maybe even the Fates.,” I write some notes on my notepad, “Bronx has restricted the fifth floor today, so no getting into his library.” “I can make do, Beta. Mind if I sit at the c

Hestia did a hand sign, making everyone laugh before Loukas said, "See? That is how to make a joke." "Talk to me one more time and I would wring your neck," Athena seethed. "Oh! Oh!" Fani was clapping and jumping excitedly on her chair as she said, "Do you remember when Athena swore to kill Loukas because he farted in the bath?" Artemis smiled. "How could we? Loukas ran away into the woods and refused to return till Persephone looked for him." "And he was naked!" Fani was giggling. "It is not like I could run back to get some clothes when some warrior with- Oww!"

“According to G****e, Hades, who is also known as the god of the underworld had three children, Zagerus, Macaria, and Melinoe. The first is a boy while Macaria and Melinoe are girls. Now if you’d ask me, I think this information is irrelevant. Nothing concerns Greek mythology with Nigerian homicidal maniacs.” A smile crawled into Lex’s lips. “Actually, it does.” “How, if I may ask.” Bob folded his arms indignantly. “Yes; maybe G****e thinks Hades had one son – or none at all, but that’s not a reliable source, is it?” “You just said ‘G****e’ isn’t reliable.” Byron chipped in. “For once I have to agree with the kid. You just said G****e, the most reliable source of information on the web, the

My father’s eyebrow shot up in a horrified expression, his mouth twisting in disappointment. “Now, Callista. I know that all of these movies now days focus on Zeus and the Olympian gods and goddesses but you cannot tell me that you never paid any attention when I spoke to you and your brother about the other aspects of mythology. Greek mythology doesn’t revolve around the titans versus the Olympians.” my father’s voice went into his lecturing tone and I had to force myself not to zone out like I did under the usual circumstances. “I’m sorry I didn’t pay attention Baba, I truly am. Please can you teach me about Morpheus?”

John asked as he stood up from where he’d been writing something on the floor, with chalk. “Rare, but then again rarer still are the demons and gods”, she muttered, “The common supreme beings happen to be chimeras, Kitsune, Hydras, Medusa, Kraken, a lot of nymphs and sirens, a lot of Greek mythologies if I had to be pedantic. Oh! Your homeroom teacher Mr. Edwards is a Leviathan, and his wife is a siren I think, we’ve had the first werewolf too; The Beast of Gévaudan and Fenrirs too, a Minotaur and Basilisks. I personally have known three different Basilisks”, she listed as she tried to recall the different Ascendants she’d met. “I thought if one existed, another Ascendant of the same kind co

"Well, I was telling Grey that mum is so hospitable and that if it was in greek mythology times, she'd probably be Zeus' favourite." "Okay? So where do I come in all this? Get to the killing part." I swallowed hard and looked at Grey who just kept on eating as if he hadn't said anything the whole time he was here. "Wait, is Zeus not the one who always cheats on that lady–what's her name, Helra?–with the mortals?" "Yes," I said with a stifled giggle. It didn't take long for my dad to piece the picture together. "Oh hell no! Sweety..!"

As a result of his husky yet gruff voice, his laughter was not very enticing to the ear, it almost sounded like sheer mockery and it was hard to overcome the sound of mockery once you heard it in one's voice. "Is there something wrong Mr. Jefferson?" I asked feeling confused. "Not at all, it is a rare condition that I have, I laugh unbelievably in times that I don't think the situation is funny. But now that you have mentioned this" he said breaking into a cough. "I have to assure you that there are no more Lycaons in existence not after the war thousands of years ago. The descendants of the great Lycaon were cursed by the moon goddess after they tried to take powers into their own hands. It