Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

“Please, if it’s money you want, I can give it all to you. Just please let me go. I can’t breathe.” Laughter erupted from what I assumed was three guys as one of them said in a taunting voice. “That sounds like a lovely plan but I don’t think you can pay us enough to let you go,” he barked and the others erupted in another round of laughter. “But I suppose I can think about it after my boys and I take what we want from you.”

Everyone laughed "I love you Evelyn." Suddenly a guy said that, I chuckled and Alex glared "Ne I love you too." I answered "Woo." The guy said "Hey." Alex said and all the people in the studios laughed "Thankyou for coming today you guys, it's so fun meeting you both." Heejun said "Ne thankyou for having us." Alex said "Thankyou! It's fun to talk here." I chuckled "You're so dead." Alex glared to me "Ignore him." I chuckled

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

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The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.

Gray said to me. "Really? Then congratulations because you deceive me." They laughed and it annoys me very much. "All I need is to send your wife a text and I didn't know you hold on that? Well, it seems my plans work and this is my payback time." His dogs released their guns and it made me chuckled. No one can scare me, even my own brother or father. "What's so funny? Can't wait to be killed, Grayson?" "No, Gary. It's just that you looked like stupid."

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.

“Thanks for the PSA. I’ll be sure to send him a thank-you card.” Another guy, shorter but just as confident, chimed in. “Seriously though, Faith. You’re like the Mona Lisa—everyone’s trying to figure out what’s behind that mysterious smile.” “Wow, that’s original,” I replied, deadpan. “Did you G****e that, or did it just come to you in a moment of divine inspiration?” The group burst out laughing, and the first guy tried again. “Alright, how about this? Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.”

"Jamie boy and taking risks. It won't be long till she finds out you're not genuine." "Not if I pretend to be someone else," I defended. Marco laughed again. "I'll bet a thousand dollars in team heattie boy." "Team what?" I looked at him in astonishment and disgust. "Team heattie boy. Or should I say, JEATHER," he burst out laughing... again. "HEAME," Enzo chuckled. "You two fuck off." I stiffened up. These two were just the worse kind of people when it came to jokes. They were bad and terrible.