Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

“I think that we are friends. Friends that can tell each other things. Friends that don't judge. So, if, and only if, you want to tell me what you had to do. If you need to talk about it to someone to maybe begin to feel better, then just now. I will listen to you and I will not think bad of you.” He turns to me with a smile. “Are you sure?” “I mean, if you tell me that they actually made you kick a nun, I might have a few jokes at your expense, but other than calling you Kicky McGee, I wouldn't be too mean about it.” I joke, trying to put him at ease. “Kicky McGee? That's the best you can come up with? Real insulting.. That totally put me in my place.” He laughs. “Shut up!” I fake shove him

Everyone laughed "I love you Evelyn." Suddenly a guy said that, I chuckled and Alex glared "Ne I love you too." I answered "Woo." The guy said "Hey." Alex said and all the people in the studios laughed "Thankyou for coming today you guys, it's so fun meeting you both." Heejun said "Ne thankyou for having us." Alex said "Thankyou! It's fun to talk here." I chuckled "You're so dead." Alex glared to me

He winked “Get out” The other guy that was sitting down before stood up and pushed the funny one aside “Don't mind him Taylor, he's usually not mentally okay” The second one doesn't seem the first one, I began to laugh this time cause I could not hold it anymore, I thought the first one was more funny but looks like this one is crazier “The fuck you guys should go ahead and introduce yourself” Kelly groan at them “Shut up!” Both of them lashed at him, and Kelly was shocked immediately and stepped back,

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"I heard you're very smart. The state's top scorer for this year's SAT, right?" My heart tightened. They knew me well. "Hello, Mr. Somner," I greeted politely. Mr. Somner smiled. "Mr. Grant told me that your family has run into some trouble and needs to make some quick money." He waved a young man over. "Victor, show our friend around and explain the rules to him." Victor led us to one of the tables. A card game was underway. Everyone looked tense. I watched as someone bet over 100 thousand dollars on a single hand. The winners were ecstatic, while the losers were ashen-faced.

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The words felt strange leaving my mouth but I didn’t regret it. “Oh,” Calvin said softly, his eyes widening. “Well… that’s new.” He smacked his lips. Another guy elbowed him in the side before he could continue. “Shut up,” the guy muttered under his breath while Calvin winced dramatically. “Dude, that was unnecessary.” He groaned. “You were about to say something stupid,” the guy replied. “I always say something stupid.” Calvin snorted like it was a known fact. “Exactly.” Laughter broke out again, easing some of the tension.

Gray said to me. "Really? Then congratulations because you deceive me." They laughed and it annoys me very much. "All I need is to send your wife a text and I didn't know you hold on that? Well, it seems my plans work and this is my payback time." His dogs released their guns and it made me chuckled. No one can scare me, even my own brother or father. "What's so funny? Can't wait to be killed, Grayson?" "No, Gary. It's just that you looked like stupid."

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”