Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

“You'd have paid with your damn ass, guess you lucky today.“ the second guy responded. Before I could even lift my hands, a fist drove into my gut. Pain exploded through me, bending me over the counter. Another blow smashed across my jaw, sending me sprawling to the floor. Boots landed on my ribs, my arms, my back. But instead of crying, I laughed. A ragged, broken laugh that spilled blood from my mouth. Every kick just made it louder, harsher. I laughed until the men hesitated, their boots pausing mid-air. "You think this hurts?" I spat thick blood onto the floor, still grinning. "You think this is pain? I already lost everything tonight."

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

“Who’d take down more guys. Guess who came out on top?” Petrov chuckled again, the sound rumbling in his chest. “He’s lying. It was a draw at best.” “Sure it was,” Tony replied, rolling his eyes. “Keep telling yourself that.” Despite myself, I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of the moment—the two of them joking around after everything—was too much. “You’re both idiots,” I said, shaking my head. “But we’re alive,” Tony countered, winking at me. “And you love us for it.”

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

another said, clapping my back. I smiled. I was all grins. “Nah… save your finest chicks for yourselves. Just give me some hot dudes!” “Uuuuhhhh…” the team cooed, and they all burst out laughing. “Pick me when you need a hot dude, please!” Sean shouted from his bench. And everyone burst into laughter. “Relax, Sean,” Greg said, clapping Sean's back. “When they say hot, they don't mean…people like you.” Another round of laughter erupted from the team.

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

he said and I nodded slowly. “Oh,” “He’s a very funny guy though, I’m sure you guys have a lot of fun together,” I said and he smiled. “Ofcourse, ofcourse, we do”