Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

One of the security men chuckled as he replied. "Funny joke?" I frowned, feeling confused. "What the heck is funny in what I just said?" I frowned as I just couldn't understand what was happening. I said I was Lauren's girlfriend and yet, these two thought it was all funny and they began to laugh. Seems like they needed immediate medical attention. "Would you two assholes stop laughing and tell me what's funny?" I yelled as I cursed when I couldn't take it anymore. "Woman, we'd advise you to watch your tongue." One of the security men stopped laughing as he looked at me.

"Don't be silly." One of the guys with a bulky muscle who almost looked like he was doing bodybuilding for ages went on saying as he led his friend toward the inn. His voice boomed and could be heard clearly even amidst the sound of their laugh. The rest of them were also in the middle of having a conversation of their own. "That is nonsense." The other man who has a stature that looked no different from the first guy seconded him. "It is pure nonsense, indeed." Another agreed but then another unknown guy berated them by saying,

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

Am I an idiot or am I an idiot? "..... Gentlemen, can I ask the both of you to go sit on a cactus?" I looked at the both of them dead in the eyes and blurted out those words with a straight face. The two men silently stared back at me for about a minute, and then there it was again. The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately.

Jazzy replied “I’d say I had been here long enough to hear the most amount of bullshit I had ever heard in my life and that’s because that is exactly how it happened.” Ebony replied Frankie, Raph and Jazzy just start laughing extremely hard as Billy just goes as red as a tomato.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

“Who’d take down more guys. Guess who came out on top?” Petrov chuckled again, the sound rumbling in his chest. “He’s lying. It was a draw at best.” “Sure it was,” Tony replied, rolling his eyes. “Keep telling yourself that.” Despite myself, I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of the moment—the two of them joking around after everything—was too much. “You’re both idiots,” I said, shaking my head. “But we’re alive,” Tony countered, winking at me. “And you love us for it.”

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.