Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

He begins. I snort, stifling the laugh that threaten to burst from my mouth just from his words and the air-quote gesture he makes when he said by choice. It’s perfectly funny and I couldn’t have said it better myself. Sadly, I’m the only one that finds it funny because the guy is seething even more, rising to his feet and facing us fully while he points at us shamelessly. “Why, you good for nothing rats…” “Yeah, keep trying. Being a dick won’t make yours bigger though.” Silas adds at the end, clearly not done with the guy.

He blushed even deeper from embarrassment. The guys roared with more laughter. “Come on Alex. Let us go before the guy pisses his pants.” Kyle said. I smirked. I leant across the counter to see what was taking so long and burst out laughing at the sight before me. “Kyle I think you are too late buddy. Dude, I hope you have a janitor cause that is gonna stink.” as I said that Kyle and Danny rushed over to see. They burst out laughing. “Y-you……think…ha-ha….that a guy that is working in a gun place…..ha-ha….would be tough” Danny said in between laughter. I chuckled.

He was the funniest guy among us. You know, no matter how perfect a squad or group is, if there is nobody to make it fun then it would be boring. Michael was a funny guy, he could make you laugh out all your intestines. He was good at poking fun and making people laugh, you know... We had once recommended he become a comedian but he rejected it saying there is more to life that comedy.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

“The eggs on that rich guy’s Mercedes or the flaming poop.” “The old guy stepping in flaming dog shit was pretty damn funny. It might be a draw. So, what’s next?” “I got big M-80 firecrackers!” “Gosh, and gee-willikers Paul, whatever shall we do with those?” “So many mailboxes, so little time.”

3rd guy empathize The 1st Guy, blow on air, the stick of cigarettes he sips was almost at the yellow line, he took a long sip, trash it as he matches it with his feet, till the flame became invisible. “Eh..., it’s not my fault if I became so violence, for me all I want is there head, I need their head..., no one should ask me what I’m to do with it, I was on my own, they came looking for my trouble” fifth Guy brutal. his neck makes sound as he stretched it like someone who's about to enter a fight “Black snake. I’m not happy we are wasting time here; we need to take action” 3rd Guy moaned. his face furious, he quakes a gun, setting it up.

He winked “Get out” The other guy that was sitting down before stood up and pushed the funny one aside “Don't mind him Taylor, he's usually not mentally okay” The second one doesn't seem the first one, I began to laugh this time cause I could not hold it anymore, I thought the first one was more funny but looks like this one is crazier “The fuck you guys should go ahead and introduce yourself” Kelly groan at them “Shut up!” Both of them lashed at him, and Kelly was shocked immediately and stepped back,

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

"I heard you're very smart. The state's top scorer for this year's SAT, right?" My heart tightened. They knew me well. "Hello, Mr. Somner," I greeted politely. Mr. Somner smiled. "Mr. Grant told me that your family has run into some trouble and needs to make some quick money." He waved a young man over. "Victor, show our friend around and explain the rules to him." Victor led us to one of the tables. A card game was underway. Everyone looked tense. I watched as someone bet over 100 thousand dollars on a single hand. The winners were ecstatic, while the losers were ashen-faced.

What is funny? "You are funny, get yourself another space instead of trying to look for your death, barman another shot," Craig said, one of the boys, slapped his hand across Craig's face. "So you want to fight?" Craig asked why punching him, the fight became hot, and the three boys were fighting with Craig. He sees things in double, so he keeps hitting the air, they laugh at him, and Cathy and George arrive at the same time. "Thank goodness, you are here, you should pack your car while I go inside."