Funny Guys Quotes Novels & Stories

In fact, I haven’t been on in… oh… six years, at least. As soon as Grant sees a picture of Will Ferrell doing a beer bong hit, he says, “Seriously? This is your secret hacking lair?” I click the mouse and Al Pacino yells, “Shut UP!” Grant sighs. “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of…” I click again. “I don’t wanna hear any fuckin’ shit, and I don’t GIVE a shit!” JP snorts in amusement. Grant glares at him. “This is not funny. This is idiotic.”

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Silly man, they told me how you fell in love with my fake grave. “Cut to the chase, Nolan. Would you mind telling me already? Perhaps, I will also do it in the future when I find another tough enemy like you used to be” he joked and the four of them broke in to a loud laughter. Oh….it felt so good to not worry. It felt good to chill out with the guys and only relax instead of trying to plan evil deeds. “Forget about what I did. It is good to know that we are never going to destroy another person’s life

“What? Is the Red Rabbit starting a stand-up comedy night? Sign me up, I’m there.” Gus’s laugh boomed around the room. “Like I said. Funny. Men like funny, but they like tits and ass more. When are you gonna be a big girl and get with the program? You want more money, you want out of this life, you gotta earn it. Shaking that round peach of an ass would be a good start. They’d eat you up out there. You’d make more in tips the first night than you have in months of work.”

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

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Lucien said and they all laughed. It was such a lame joke but yet they were laughing like it's something that's so very funny just because they wanted to taunt me and it's not even working. " I feel sad for all of your girlfriends because they're stuck with dumbass guys like you," I said and their laughter ceased at once. " What did you say?," Lucas asked, walking towards me. " I said you are all dumb ass," I yelled out loud. I didn't care what they had to do next because I wasn't even scared of them one bit and all this was just total bullshit because I couldn't give a damn.

“If we got nothing else, at least we can laugh.” Vincent and I run through everyone throwing rice and get into his car. “Ready to spend every day laughing your ass off?” Vincent asks. “I spent the last 40 years screwing my ass off; the next 40, I can laugh my ass off,” I tell him. “I mean, if we can have sex like we did back there, we can screw our asses off too,” Vincent gives me a side eye. “Wanna bet?” I tease. “Let’s find out what two old folks can do,” Vincent jokes as we drive.