Funny Harry Potter Jokes Novels & Stories

Sharp and knowing. I straighten, adjusting my posture, smoothing my expression into something neutral, something controlled, but judging by the way she studies me, it’s not enough. “Nice party, huh?” Harriette exclaims, her tone light as she leans against the counter beside me, her cane within easy reach. “Yeah,” I reply, keeping my voice steady, even if everything else isn’t. “It is. Though it looks like Tinkerbell threw up in here.” The joke lands flat. I hear it. She does too. But she chuckles anyway, the sound soft and amused.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Two wrongs don’t make a right. “Hey, don’t think about it. They have done worse to you. You took back your control. I will say this, though. I’m impressed. Remind me to never piss you off.” Harry says with a chuckle, but I don’t find it funny. So I do the only thing I can.

she says firmly. "Oh? What'd I forget?" "The dirty joke." she says and I can hear the smile in her voice. "You're right. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?" I ask. "I don't know." "She choked a little." I say, chuckling at my own joke. Harper bursts out laughing so hard she eventually starts to cough a little. She's still giggling when she speaks again. "You just made my day." she says, her voice full of warmth.

Regrets started to drown me in. Ty laughed and I quickly focused my attention back on him. "So that is why he has been searching for Harry Potter books! You turned him into a Harry Potter lover." "A Potterhead!" I gave her a disapproving look. Muggles, smh. "Yeah, whatever you call it." He rolled his eyes, clearly did not care, and I shot daggers at him.

Ten minutes wouldn’t even be enough for someone to finish a call, would it? “Ha ha ha! What a joke! I’ve seen a lot of douchebags who pretended to be great in front of me, but I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as you!” “Switch the host in ten minutes? Ha ha ha! Do you know who supports my family?” “I’m afraid you might piss in your pants if I tell you!” “Hell, you don’t deserve to know!” Harry and his workers roared in laughter. In their eyes, Harvey was no more than an idiot.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

Carson gave me a little pout. "Ok, I was thinking about Harry Potter and what he would have done in a situation like that, so I pointed the stick and yelled EXPELLIARMUS!" Everyone froze, Declan's mouth hit the table. Cleo and Gerry were giving me the 'what the fuck' look. Carson was the first one to topple over with laughter. "Fuck Luna. You are one crazy girl, you're lucky you're Gidian's mate or else you would have been a goner." He continued his laughter.

Too much happiness. Harry and Liam didn't start getting along right away it took a lot of time for them to be comfortable with each other and finally now they started to make little jokes with each other well mostly Liam after all the cold hulk named Harry kale don't know how to joke around anyways. "And you know then what happened the child peed hahaha," Liam told a sucked up joke and he was the only one laughing in the hallway. Amelia and his wife stared at him like he had gone crazy. While Xander closed his eyes feeling immense pain in his ears. Alexander's jaw dropped at how useless the joke was.

He's about to loose it. "I'm last. Banana right? Fine, just don't laugh. You must be a banana, 'cause I find you very A-PEELING?" I said rather in question since I wasn't sure if my joke was funny or not. But surprisingly, they all laughed. That's a relief. "Oh, this one. It's an Olive. OLIVE you so much that it hurts! HAHAHA!" Ione remembered. "That's nothing, listen to mine. You make my heart skip BEET! HAHAHA! The vegetable! Burned!" Harry said.