Novel & Cerita Funny Insult Names

I laugh despite myself. Then my phone buzzes with a new message. Logan: Forgive me. I stare at it. He couldn't say it to my face. Couldn't even manage a proper sorry. Andrea: Apology not accepted. I watch the typing bubbles appear, disappear, then come back. Andrea: I'm changing your name to Asshole in my phone. The bubbles stop. Then start again. Asshole: Watch your language. If you're going to insult me, at least be creative. That one's lazy, even for you.

Astrid hissed, grasping for any insult she could find, though her words lacked the sting she intended. I shrugged, unfazed. "You’ve said that a million times already. Honestly, it's getting a little boring. If you’re going to insult me, at least be original. ‘Pathetic’ doesn’t even scratch the surface.” Kyle, who had been watching the exchange with a smug look, leaned in and whispered to howard who was seating next to him, “Burn.” His smirk hadn’t left his face, clearly amused by how easily Astrid was being unraveled. the two men looked amuse a little too amused if you ask me

I asked as I pulled my jeans up, under my hospital gown. "Jack...Jack Gilinsky" [sorry bitch I had to] I don't remember Justin or Dylan telling me about a jack, but maybe he just left him out. "Oh well I'm Ghiana...ghiana Taylor" I joked. "I know who you are" he smirked making me get mixed vibes. I conjured up a laugh as I slowly pulled off my gown, leaving me in a tank top. "Wow you're really bruised up." He said as I noticed him trying to hold in a laugh.

Lily When I finished, I waited for Naomi to either pity me or laugh at how stupid I’d been. Instead, she was quiet for about ten seconds, and then she exploded. “That absolute cockwaffling piece of shit,” she said, and her voice was so full of rage that I almost jumped. “I hope his dick falls off and gets eaten by rabid squirrels.” I couldn’t help it. I started laughing, partly because “cockwaffling” was possibly the most creative insult I’d ever heard, and partly because it felt so good to have someone be angry on my behalf instead of just feeling sorry for me.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I started walking anyway, the afternoon sun beating down on me My jeans felt too tight, my tied-up shirt suddenly embarrassing instead of cute. Every mean nickname he had ever called me played on repeat… Fat-suh, beanbag, sack of potatoes, marshmallow. He said them with that grin like they were funny pet names, but they cut deeper each time, especially coming from him.

"That idiot called me a 'low life'. Why would I risk getting beaten over you?" My eyes widened at that, embarrassed. Of course, he wouldn't do that for me. Gosh, I'm so stupid! But he didn't need to rub it in my face like that. "Oh." Hurt and humiliations flowing free, but he wasn't done. "I mean come on, look at you. You're boring as hell, too good to even dare to think of something rather fun. You're plain, and childish. And in case you didn't notice, we've met for like a decade and you have to get me drunk in order to endure you following me around like a brainless puppy." Nate laughed cruelly and the first traitorous tear fell. I just couldn't prevent it. But it was as if he couldn't sto

His dad scolded him. “What a stupid man! To think it”s possible for a woman like me loves a man like you? Don”t make me laugh! A fat, black and poor man like you is such an eyesore!” Bunga insulted him. “What a loser! There”s no way I'll be a friend of the likes of you! Just die already!” Anto insulted him.

Jane asked again, this time at the top of her voice She didn't care if others heard it or not as that was even what she wanted " You cheap lousy girl. So you think every guy in tis school is interested in you right. You think you can eat your cake and have it. You make me laugh girl! I can't believe you're actually here with my boyfriend. were you trying to beg him to get back to you. You're so unbelievable and cheap, gosh!" Jane insulted and called her names All this Angela gulped down like a bitter pill, and Leo sat there and watched as she was insulted. He did nothing to stop Jane, neither did he say a word to calm her down or even help the situation

The_real_prince_charming Ikr? Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha Chloe_awesome_scott Why am I even surprised? That username already hinted at your creativity. Kudos to your originality, dude. The_real_prince_charming Well, what can I say, I was born original. Chloe_awesome_scott FYI, it was sarcasm, Mr. original The_real_prince_charming Welp! I am offended. That username is no joke. It is original.