Funny Insult Names Novels & Stories

I laughed as I observed them. He said irritatingly, "Shut the fuck up Waltair Shoan." They are once more making fun of each other, and I can only snicker at these two. "Of course, Rome Julien." Do you know what's funny? We were named after a country's name coincidentally. We do consider the possibility that our parents are simply unknowing pals. "Loser." After Shoan said that, he glared at him and hurled his french fries at him. He frowned and added, "Maybe you forgot that I never lose."

Someone among the surrounded trainee repeated. "Oh, isn't it the Toadman?" The second friend of Kiko added. "Toadman?" And another person around repeated. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! An earth-shattering laugh and ridicule had been started once again. "Hey, hey, isn't he the bumpkin man?" Said some random girl. "You mean the mountain man?" Followed by someone. "Shameless man!" "Oh, right! It was him! The mentally ill man." The ridicule was like a chain message, hard to stop once started.

He is. "Oh look, the hooker is here." I look over and see Quincy and Geni sliding into the seats next to me. "What's up, twatface?" I respond to Geni's jab. I'm not sure when we started trading insults, but she seems to get a kick out of the different names I can call her so I keep doing it. In a really weird way, it has seemed to bridge the gap between our differences. "Ooh! Twatface," she says. "I like that one. Did you get a list of insults off the internet?"

Sigrid glanced at him resentfully and whined, "You didn't even put in any effort to let me win." George remained serious as he claimed, "I can't. We have a bet, remember?" Sigrid was speechless. Hmph! He was really mean! George laughed and hugged her in an attempt to appease her anger, "You little fool." Sigrid was not going to fall for it. She frowned in a fit of anger, "I'm pretty smart, mind you. I'm not silly! You've been giving me pretty insulting nicknames recently, like pig or fool. I'll get angry!"

‘‘Are you sure that that is happening in my own school, under my nose, Maslow High School is bigger than such allegations, ‘’ he fumed. ‘‘Tell me more,’’ he pried. ‘‘Apart from that, the bullies call me many names too, my name is Perez, but bullies call me FATREZ, the other day they named me FATDEVIL and the first nickname they gave me was Thirty-four because of my teeth,’’ I was pouring my heart away. I looked up to find the principal laughing, he was trying to catch his breathe. ‘‘Sorry about that, the names sound funny,’’ he apologized without putting much effort trying not to laugh. This was a bad decision.

Clay nodded at my phone. “Hold your horses.” I rolled my eyes, pulling up the list. “Okay, the others in the cartoon movie were Slightly, Nibs, Chubby, and Twins.” I frowned, not liking any of those. “Ah, here we go. In Hook, there was also Ace. But that’s a no go since that’s my brother. Thud Butt is also a no. We aren’t insulting the puppies.” I shook my head. “Pockets could be cute. Don’t Ask, Too Small, Latchboy, and No Nap were the others. I don’t like those names.” I wrinkled my nose.

I hate him calling me Dark, he is spoofing all the time. "Stop calling me Mr Dark and I will stop calling you Mrs Dark it's simple. Try it once...some other name. He said with a trace of a smile. Umm let me think...Mr Attitude, Mr Irritating, Mr Rude, Mr Frustrating, Mr Arrogant... " Stop it, no more name,s," he said frowning.