Funny Insult Names Novels & Stories

A small laugh escaped me at that brutally crafted insult and their heads snapped towards me as if just remembering I was still there. "And what's so funny Dhampir," Lana chewed on the word like it disgusted her. I refused to let her think it bothered me and shrugged my shoulders nonchalantly. "Nothing, really. I was just thinking if that's the opinion your friends have of you, I can't imagine what the rest of the court thinks." "What's it to you," Gwyneth piped in. "It's not like your reputation at court is anything to brag about. I think beastly and insolent were among the most common terms going around."

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

I stood there to watch him leave the house on the bike. I longed for him always to call me with endearment, but he would always call me with nickname bulldozer, panda, plum truck and bear. I know he is calling me with those names to mock my fatness and ugliness. I never thought he would make fun of my size like everyone else. It never hurts me when others make fun of me, but it hurts like hell when he makes fun of me. Bulldozer !!. What a fantastic nickname he has given me. My thoughts pulled away by the bike starting sound. I waved my hand as he drove the bike out of frontage. I knew he wouldn't know that I'm sending him off. This may seem silly to others, but it gives me satisfaction that

Through the bond, that same cold emptiness was coming from Zaliver. “You know, that might be the first name that isn’t insulting. I’ve been called much worse—monster, killer, an abomination, and many more. Those are just the ones on the top of my head, but I have to say that’s the one that’s stuck,” he spoke with a large smile on his face, making his words all the worse.

Severin decided to ask for her help. "Hehe!" After Gracie heard that, she could not help but laugh again. "I was a little ashamed when they made fun of Equus Hall as Ick-A*s Hall, but now that I think about it, Sus Hall and Gallus Hall might be even easier for people to make fun of! Hahah!" Severin could not help but laugh too. "Haha, that old man is a real joker! Seeing all the halls named after these Latin animal names left me utterly speechless!"

he grunted and headed down the hall, an orange backpack slung over one shoulder. I couldn’t help it. I snickered. “Mind your own business lesbo.” Jane scoffed at me. I rolled my eyes. “Real inventive, you homophobic bitch. Being called a lesbian, whether true or not, isn’t an insult. My moms are fucking awesome. But don’t worry, even if I am a muff diver, you couldn’t pay me to touch you.” I scoffed and pushed past her into English. That was these unimaginative snotty little shits best insults. They really do lack creativity. In two years of attending this school, they’ve only thrown insults at me because I have lesbian mothers or the usual ginger remarks. I heard better insults when I atten

I will tolerate anything but insults, don't try that", I rasped. Immediately she started clapping her hands and hauling all manner of insults at me. "So right now, it's no longer chubs, it's now Janelle, not even Janey. You no longer add the best in front of friend, it's now friend, that's good, it's alright. Now let me get something into that head of yours, you're motherfucker, a pervert, a hole where guys ditch their expired sperm. I don't fucking care about you, if that's what you think, let me tell you, the strippers in the clubs are way more better than you.

It pissed him off. “Listen up, Larson. My name is Carl Mann. Not Eric f**king Cartman. Call me by that name again, and I’ll f**king tear you apart!” Carl snarled angrily. There was nothing he hated more than being referred to by that terribly insulting nickname. Zayn smiled. “Whatever you say, Cartman.”

Colin said. "Does it have a name?" Eranthe asked. "It's just a cat. Why would it need a name?" Colin wondered. Eranthe replied, "Well..." "Is that not interesting enough for you?" "What if we call it 'Interest'?" ? "What kind of name is that? Are you really going to introduce it to people with that name?" "Well, that adds some charm, doesn't it?" Eranthe rolled her eyes, "This joke is not funny at all, it's ice-cold."

A mass of high heels clicking could be heard and Brooklyn rolled her eyes when she heard Stacy's voice. "Slut," Stacy coughed as she and her cronies walked past Brooklyn's table. "I'm so offended," Brooklyn called and smiled at Stacy. "Did you get an 8 year old to come up with your insults?" "It's not an insult if it's true," Stacy shrugged. "Oh, I wonder what names I can call you and get away with?" Brooklyn said cheekily. "Bitch, fake, slag two-faced, I guess I could use slut as well, maybe whore-"