Funny Insult Names Novels & Stories

'Since you gave me that nickname I think I should also have one for you as wellto be far' I said 'You should call me papi chulo' Jc says winking at me 'No I already have a nickname for you and it fits you' I say 'Hmm what is it' he asks 'how about Jackass?' I say with an innocent smile 'Or how about idiot? oh actually what about dumbass? you know what I have more its like its coming to me' I say with a smile, JC rolls his eyes. 'very funny PRINCESS' he says glaring at me 'and I told you to stop calling me that' we both glare at each other getting close I hear the girls coming back and saw Brian and Jackie getting close to us when Brian said 'okay lets get to school before we're all late' pul

None really had looked surprised, which was odd with nothing else considered. “Yeah, we’re named The Hell Hounds. We got called ‘bitch’ long enough that we wanted to thumb our noses at them. Who’s meaner than a hound of hell? His momma.” Jaxon laughed, and when he finished, “Oh, I like that. You must have really fun training days.”

Tina, a junior that I’d known to get around, chimed in. “Shouldn’t you be sucking someone’s dick right now?” I snapped back at her. “Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality, Lucy.” Alyssa laughed. “Where’d you get that one, some internet meme?” I responded. “Goddess, even my little brothers can come up with more creative insults than that one.” Alyssa glared at me, scrunching her face. I laughed at how ridiculous she looked and said, “Don’t do that or your face will get stuck like that. On second thought, it’s a huge improvement over how you normally look so maybe you should.” I grabbed a hard seltzer out of a bucket of ice and took Jasmine’s arm to take her out of the kitchen.

A group of fifteen girls and boys were laughing hard by making circle around her as she was struggling to gather all her books and project papers which were lying on road meanwhile few students around her started calling her with name “Fatsoo..” one boy said “fatty” another girls said “roly-poly” “Fat- a- potamis” “Pauncho” “Poly woly” “Piggy” and many more teasing names which kept on coming one after another on her over weighted body figure however she did not replied back to even single student and kept on collecting her papers when suddenly one of those nasty boys came ahead and stood straight on one of her project paper

"Yeah, Fish. We all call each other Fish. Sutton and I were always posting on Facebook or saying stuff out in public and realized we called each other 'bitch' a lot. It was kind of inappropriate in both settings, so we started to use animal names for cuss words, fish for bitch, duck for fuck-you get my drift. It just kind of stuck because we called each other 'bitch' like it was a nickname. So, now the five of us are all Fish. It's dumb, but it's our thing." "Women," he said, shaking his head, but the grin on his face told me he thought it was cute rather than stupid.

"I'm going to bring in your crutches. Be right back." His large hand swoops down one more time to mess up my hair and make it electric. I shout after him. "Neanderthal!" Laughter echoes against the walls. "If my new name is neanderthal, then your nickname should be menace!" "Still better than shorty!" "Shorty is cute!" "It's an insult!" "I like short girls!" "I'm not even THAT short! I'm average!" "Compared to me, your short." I don't have a comeback for that.

"I'm not annoying her." "What do you mean, no?" I glared at him. "Every time you see me, you insult me. My name is Fatima, but you call me by the name ‘Fat’! Then you will say that my car is too pitiful because the tires are flat. Does the sensible man do that? Every time you see me, you make fun of me!" You are a liar! In my mind. "You're bad, Kier." "Very ungentlemanly…"

Alvara said. “ What did you just call me?” Hudson asked. “ A nincompoop, have a complaint about that?” Alvara asked. “ How can I, dork” Hudson replied and Alvara glared at him. “ Dingbat” She spat. “ Dunce “ Hudson snapped. “ Dipstick” Alvara snapped back. “ Galah” “ Fuckwit” “ Twat” “ Fuck face” “ Wanker” “ Dipshit” “ Dumb blonde” “ Cretin…….

If my guess is right, they are from rich shacks, or they were probably lured here. "You will go through the worst fate, fools." I bellowed at them. That is why those people are calling me F.I.S., which stands for FOOL, IDIOT, and STUPID. I am sure they give me that name because I can't do without saying any of those words.

Always daring me and trying to make fun of me. They even said false things about me. I heard them once saying stuff like Aubrianne feels she is SO pretty. A looosseeeerrrr who thinks she is pretty. What a joke, and what kind of name is Aubrianne? Who named her an alien? Aubrianne is just a Loosseerr and will always be a loser. They all laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world. That day I remember crying. I didn't understand what they were talking about and why they were laughing and being so mean and saying these things.