Funny Insults Words Novels & Stories

She glared. “ Shut it” Hudson snapped. “Hey, don’t dare tell me to shut it idiot” Alvara warned. “ Asshole!” Hudson mouthed. “ Lummox!” Alvara spat back. “ Nitwit” “ Goof” “ Witling” “ Jackass” “ Mooncalf” “ Dolt” “ Enough you two!” John yelled angrily at them when he couldn’t beat their childish insults. “ What’s so hard in the both of you working together to get things done, must you fight over everything?” He half yelled.

A mass of high heels clicking could be heard and Brooklyn rolled her eyes when she heard Stacy's voice. "Slut," Stacy coughed as she and her cronies walked past Brooklyn's table. "I'm so offended," Brooklyn called and smiled at Stacy. "Did you get an 8 year old to come up with your insults?" "It's not an insult if it's true," Stacy shrugged. "Oh, I wonder what names I can call you and get away with?" Brooklyn said cheekily. "Bitch, fake, slag two-faced, I guess I could use slut as well, maybe whore-"

I couldn't help but be vulgar because of my frustration. He just laughed at me, which made me even more irritated. I thought he was going to put his manhood inside me once I said that vulgar word, but it seems like he had more reason to laugh and tease me. "Haven't you understood? I told you to put your hotdog inside my fridge." I'm sure I'll regret what I said after this. I'm sure I won't be able to look straight into his eyes anymore. He sexily chuckled, which made me even more annoyed. I thought he was going to put his manhood inside me when I said that vulgar word, but it seems like he had more reason to laugh and tease me.

It's way too early for me to deal with these sluts. "Now what would I want from a loser like you ?"She says placing her hand on her waist and flipping her hair. "How about a better insult"I ask crossing my arms. "Ha! your just jealous I mean if i had a face like yours I'd be jealous of me as well"She says and her group of idiots laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. "Bianca if I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents"I reply making her angry "Well your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer" She says and gives me a challenging look. This bi! tch doesn't know who she's messing with.

He is crazy… Silly. "What a way to insult" sarcasm sprang from me even though I didn't plan it. The curly brunette laughed and crushed out the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray. He got up, resting his elbows on the table and the beige light reflected in his eyes the personality of an angel and a demon in the same body. —I don't like insults, my culture is special. "What culture?" He shrugs. "One who believes me." —And your culture doesn't let you insult even your stupid boss?

I got a terrible slap on my face that redirected my thinking that I wasn't laughing inwardly but outwardly and mom said," You fool, what's making you laugh, are you trying to make a fuss of me and my daughter or what?" I know am in trouble again and I replied to her saying, "Mom am not laughing at you please, I just thought of something that happened in the past and I couldn't hold back my laughter, am sorry if I offended you" I pleaded, I don't want another beaten mostly now am recovering too. "Stupid child", she said another insult to me and I couldn't help but listen to the conversation she had with my sister, I was shocked when she mentions my boss's name.

“You weren’t this horrid man whore. You were nice.” “I’m still nice,” he looks hurt. “No you are not!!” I tell him with conviction. “You’ve gone from being the nicest person I know, to being a fatuous cockrot. A total areshole!” “I am not a fatuous … wait… when did you enhance your insult vocabulary?” I know he’s trying to make me laugh. But it isn’t going to work. “Deny it all you want, but don’t change the subject,” I sniff and look out of the window.

Well that explains his lack of respect towards women. "So you're a whiny-ass piece of shit, a man-child, I presume?" I ask with mocking smile on my face. His smiled was wiped off his face clean off, and he looked at me enraged. "Bitch, what the fuck did you just say?" he growled, and the other two stopped laughing as well. Having caught the tension. They were too busy in their heads they haven't even realized I was throwing them an insult. "I said," I paused, crossing my arms against my chest. Their eyes quickly dropped to my cleavage peeking through my blouse, and I smiled, "You're a whiny-ass piece of shit man-child, at best, couldn't make the right decision without mommy standing by you?"

I will tolerate anything but insults, don't try that", I rasped. Immediately she started clapping her hands and hauling all manner of insults at me. "So right now, it's no longer chubs, it's now Janelle, not even Janey. You no longer add the best in front of friend, it's now friend, that's good, it's alright. Now let me get something into that head of yours, you're motherfucker, a pervert, a hole where guys ditch their expired sperm. I don't fucking care about you, if that's what you think, let me tell you, the strippers in the clubs are way more better than you.

Tanner chuckled. "Asshole." Nolan hit his forehead with his fingers. "Fucking dick." He snarled. "Horny jackass." "Small fucking dick." "Yellow motherfucking bitch." "Dick Shri—" "Seriously Tanner, don't you have anything more than dick in your insults?" Jayla asked, interrupting their slashing conversation. "Well, dick is more appropriate for insulting someone." Tanner smirked and Nolan rolled his eyes. "Thank god, I'm not around you guys." She muttered.