Funny Insults Words Novels & Stories

ucking believe a slut like you.  You would be sued for defamation of Laura’s character and I hope she makes sure you rot in fuc.king jail where you fuc.king belong like a disgusting flea you  Bit.c.h  Sl.ut  W.h.ore ‘Her use of this much language is hurting my already tired brain cells. Can’t she type on sentence without the F or B words?’ I sighed as she rained colourful insults on me one after the other. Again, I was reminded that sometimes demons can look innocent and harmless, like Laura.

"Your plus one is looking quite tushed up and new, she has a better drip in suits than I look in mine goddamnit!, who is she though, a Hemsworth?" The lively guard commented. Karen laughed proudly as she placed her head possessively on Vada's shoulder who only stared head on at the bouncer behind her shades with no detected expression but an impatient pout with her hands digging nothing inside her pant pockets. "If she is a Hemsworth then I am her Kardashian haha." Karen playfully replied the joke as she and the bouncer laughed harder. The other mean guard was not having the show because Karen was obviously standing on other people's way and definitely taking their time, he stepped forward a

The asshole has the most poisonous tongue that I've ever heard speak and always knows how to render me speechless with the words he hit me with and how hard he hits. My two backups, Ivar and Henrik, are not with us, making me feel more vulnerable. "A hyena! A grinning hyena! I look like a grinning hyena when I laugh? C'mon bro, are you crazy? You couldn't compare me to a more majestic animal like a– a Lion? It had to be a Hyena!" "What!?..." He says, still chuckling. "You compared me to a pussy, chicken, and many more some minutes ago. They're not majestic so what's the big deal?"

Her voice dripped with venom. I shook my head quickly. “I—I’ll pay for any damages,” I murmured, trying to deescalate the situation. She scoffed and rolled her eyes. “If it were that easy to fix damages, then start with the one your face just caused to my mood.” “You’re very ugly—and fat on top of that! I bet you weigh more than an elephant,” she sneered. Her words cut deeper than I expected. I’d heard these kinds of insults before. Many times. But no matter how strong I tried to be, they still stung. Still lingered.

he shouted, but Lisa just laughed. "Oh, I dare," she said. "And by the way, 'incompetent' is not an insult when directed at you, Mr. Miller. It's a fact”. Lisa said and laughed. Lisa didn't stop there. She continued to ridicule Leon, her voice dripping and laced with sarcasm. "Oh, I'm so impressed. The great Leon Miller, brought down by his own ego and incompetence. You know, I've seen high schoolers with more professionalism than you."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

And just like that, he turns and climbs up the stairs to the hall. Only one with higher power can silence a lecturer this way. I gulp. ... Words/phrases and their meaning: * Na over-familiarity dey bring insult — over-familiarity breeds contempt * Just say it pain you — just say my comeback hurt you

“Do you even know how ridiculous you look when you run? That thing you do with your head—” Foley’s jaw dropped. “I don’t—” “Oh, you do,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “And believe me, I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t busy cleaning up your mess.” Foley looks wounded. "Well, if you put it like that, you just make me seem like shit." "I was going for dirt," I retort. "You know, like the dirt beneath my shoes." "Whoa. Don't you think you're taking the insults a little too far?"

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

She thundered and glared at her hatefully, her words are always coming out bitter, and she knows how to insult someone with words. “Made sense?” I mumbled then smirked. “Don’t flatter yourself too much. You’re a ghost in my life and that’s why you couldn't notice all the important and reasonable things I have said, we don't even talk often so how will you know? Not when your brain is dull, such a dullard!” I spat hissing loudly. She returned the smirk, unmoved by my insult. “A ghost that’s living in your head rent-free.” She fired back at me defending herself and I frowned.