Funny Joke Tagalog Tanong

Avalin is a 22 year old who has never had sex and can not begin to know we’re to start. She has never wanted to have sex and has been content with that. Avalin works at a lingerie store and has seen the rich and famous and those scrounging for enough to buy one bra. On this particular Wednesday a women walks in with her daughter and needed two sets of lingerie. “Honey it doesn’t matter if you like the lingerie what matters is that he likes it.” The mother said. “But mom, I don’t even know Mr. Kenway.” “Shut up Eveline, you will get him to sleep with you and get pregnant. Then we can live the lives we want.” The mother said well paying the bill and turning to walk out. This was not the first time Avalin has heard of someone buying lingerie to get there daughter to try and trap Mr.Kenway. Avalin reached for the phone to call the Kenway residence. “Kenway residence.” Avalin has called multiple times to give information so that Mr.Kenway didn’t get trapped. However this was the first time she’s heard this voice. It is more gruff and sullen than the cranky man who usually answers the phone. “Eveline Perry, will try to trap Mr.Kenway on Friday. She will drug his drink at Sky Bar after his dinner meeting.” “How do you know about my dinner meeting?” Mr.Kenway said. Avalin hung up the phone as quick as possible.

"You are nothing but a Sperm Donor." "But I am your Sperm Donor." After helping deliver dozens of babies into the world, midwife Anna Johnson is longing for her child. Since her luck has always proven itself unuseful in bed, she turns to sperm donation as one last futile attempt to have a child. The donor she chooses from the catalog seems to be the perfect match - cute, college-educated, creamy, topped with a pair of the most mesmerizing brown eyes she's ever seen. Little does Anna know that the man behind the file is entirely unaware of this whole ordeal, as a cause of a drunken dare. When Daniel Williams finds out about this, things are bound to go down. WATTPAD BEINGZANYAROSS

“She's rich, he's a bad boy, a burglar. She's submissive, he's tractable. She's caged, he's wild. She yearns for freedom, his life is adventurous. As the tale says "Opposite attracts!" But then there's this rich man who's overly obsessed with the innocent heiress. A sweet, romantic, funny story filled with lots of action and love but with dark side, abuse and Dark Romance.” 18+ Hot Steamy scenes!

"Kilala mo ba kung sino ako Carmella?" Tanong nito at binaggit nanaman nito ang pangalan nya."O.. opo... Kayo po ang anak ng may-ari ng Del Castillo Resort" sagot nya. Ngumisi ito at humakbang sa kinatatayuan nya, wala sa loob na napa atras sya at nagpatuloy ito sa paglapit at pag atras naman ang sa kanya hanggang sa madikit sya sa kahoy na dingding. "Kilala mo ko alam ko" sabi nito at hiniharang ang dalawang kamay nito sa tabi ng mga balikat nya, tila sya nasukol nito habang nakatingin sa mga mata nya."Bakit oh?" Tanong nya at sinulyapan ang mga nakaharang nitong kamay sa kanya at lumapit pa ito ng isang hakbang at nasasamyo nya ang mainit na hininga nito na tila humahaplos sa mukha nya. Napalunok sya ng ilang beses dahil kahibla lang ang layo ng mga labi nito sa mga labi nya."Anong ginagawa ng isang Carmella Perez sa loob ng solar ko? Alam mo ba ang pinasok mo? Teretoryo ng kaaway" sabi nito na nagpagulat sa kanya at nanlalaking mga mata napatitig sya rito, kitang-kita nya ang pagbalasik ng mga mata nito habang nakatingin sa kanya, nakikita nya ang galit at pagkasuklam na nakita nya noon rito limang taon na ang nakakalipas.

"Alejandro Mercado Tan tinatangap mo ba si Daniella Cris Aguadar Delvante na maging iyong kabiyak habang buhay sa hirap man o sa ginhawa?" tanong ng pare kay Alejandro. "Yes Father." Deretsong sagut ni Alejandro. "Ikaw naman Daniella Cris Aguadar Delvante tinatangap mo ba si Alejandro Mercado Tan na maging iyong kabiyak habang buhay sa hirap man o sa ginhawa?" tanong ng pare kay Alejandro. Tama ba ako, ako ba na ba yong tinanong ng pare?? Sandali lang hindi ako ma kapag isip kung ano ang sasabihin ko. Tinignan ko lang si Alejandro at hinihintay nya kung ano ang sagot ko. Yes din ba??? bigla ulit na may kong anong ala-ala ang bumalik sa isipan ko, ano tong mga naaalala ko kasal ako sa iba " I Do, I love you pag papakasal ako sayo ---" Naputol ang pag iisip ko ng mapukaw ako ng boses ni Alejandro. "Daniella tinatanong ka ni Father." Nakangiting sabi ni Alejandro sakin. Hindi aka maka pag salita may mga ala-alang bumabalik sakin at hindi sya yont taong damat na papakasalan ko alam ng puso ko dati pa kinasal nano sa iba. Miss Runaway Bride finally meet her Mister Billionaire. Her great love Mister Lazaro.

“I will agree to whatever you want, Ms. Aragon. I will give you a million, but in return, you'll be my mistress and partner in bed...” Hindi kaagad nakahuma si Lalaine sa sinabing iyon ng lalaki. Paano mangyayari ang gusto nitong maging kabit siya gayong kasal sila? “P-Pero kasal tayo, hindi ba?” naguguluhang tanong naman ni Lalaine na may munting kirot sa puso. “Sa papel lang tayo kasal, Ms. Aragon,” sagot naman ni Knives na bakas ang iritasyon sa tinig. “Hindi ko na uulitin ang tanong. Ano ang sagot mo?” malamig pa tanong sa babae. Dahil wala nang pagpipilian pa ay sumagot si Lalaine kahit labag sa kanyang kalooban, “S-Sige, pumapayag ako...” Si Knives Dawson, ang pinakamayamang businessman sa buong Luzon ay palihim na ikinasal sa isang ulilang dalaga na si Lalaine Aragon. Napilitan lang na magpakasal ang dalawa sa isa't-isa dahil sa kagustuhan ng kanilang mga minamahal na lola. May mamagitan kayang pagmamahal sa dalawang taong langit at lupa ang agwat ng katayuan sa buhay? Paano kapag nalaman ni Lalaine na mahal pa pala ng lalaki ang first love nito at nakatakda nang magpakasal ang dalawa. Ipaglalaban ba niya ang kanyang karapatan bilang asawa gayong alam niyang walang pagmamahal si Knives para sa kan'ya?

Is she a fool, or she was just a victim of the people around her?All she ever wanted was to be happy and live the life she dreamed of with her fiancé. For years, they were engaged, and she envisioned a future filled with love, marriage, and family. But everything changed on the day she discovered her fiancé cheating on her—with her half-sister, Almirah. Devastated, she confronted her parents, only to learn they had known about the affair all along but kept it a secret to protect her feelings. Feeling betrayed and manipulated, she decided to run away, hiding a painful secret: she was pregnant. Her plan was simple, go abroad and raise her child alone. But fate had other plans when she met a mysterious man who was completely captivated by her. He was willing to do anything to win her heart. Now, she faces a choice, can she let go of her anger and bitterness from the betrayal? Will she dare to believe in love again after her heart has been shattered? English — Tagalog All right reserve @ 2025 @Bluetot1

Makakaya mo bang bigyan ng pagkakataon ang taong naging dahilan kung bakit ka nasaktan at kung bakit nawala ang iyong tiwala? Sabi nila ang pagmamahal ay syang magiging inyo dapat matatag na kandado upang manatiling matatag ang inyong relasyon. “Wala ka ba talagang ibang gagawin kung hindi ang pagtaguan ako?” inis na tanong ni Ashton kay Mitsuki. “Hindi ko alam kung bakit ba patuloy mo pa rin akong sinusundan kahit alam mong nilalayuan na kita!” litanya ni Mitsuki kay Ashton.

"Kunin niyo na na siya" takot na saad ni Auntie sa mga lalaking nakapaligid sa amin habang nakatingin siya akin. Kumunot ang noo ko sa sinabi niya, "A-anong sinasabi mo, Auntie? Sinong kukunin nila?" "Ginawa kang pambayad utang ng Auntie mo" sagot ng isa sa mga lalaki nang hindi sumagot si Auntie sa tanong ko. Alam ko na maraming utang si Auntie pero hindi ko inaakala na ako mismo ang gagamitin niyang pambayad sa mga utang nito.

Cho Sarang, the famous kpop idol and actress, finally, for the first time, decided to live out one part of her life, saying goodbye to her empty and lonely life and start anew. But fate seems to be playing a cruel joke on her when an unexpected accident took her life, making all her dreams and hopes shattered into dust. On top of that, she found herself transmigrated into the last novel she read, as the pitiful villainess, Belladonna Reigna Astaseul. The abandoned princess who died miserably after attempting a coup d'etat.