Funny Long Jokes

Triana Allende was living a fairy tale life until her father passed away. Everything fell apart when her mother arranged her marriage to the only son of a conglomerate to save their dying business—Devance Chaudhary. Meanwhile, Devance is against arranged marriage, but his father threatens to disinherit him if he doesn’t marry the daughter of his old friend. Devance is prepared to move heaven and hell to oppose his marriage to a stranger until he meets Triana. He bids the highest price that she could not refuse, even though she is engaged to someone else. Can love blossom between them? Because their presence together spells disaster!

What if things could turn differently? The girl named Sabrina Evelyn Flores who loves being chased realized what it feels like to chase someone you love but you can't be with. Will she get the man she loves or accept the truth that sometimes people are not meant to be?

Peterson VillaGracia isang batang bilyonaryo sa edad niyang twenty-eighth years old marami na siyang napatunayan sa buhay. Pero isang lihim ang kaniyang pinakatago-tago na ayaw ibunyag sa ngayon dahil nag hihintay siya nang tamang pagkakataon. Ngunit paano kong ang lihim niya ay mabunyag sa lipunan, ano kaya ang kaya niyang gawin para ma protektahan lamang ang kaniyang mahal pati na rin ang kaniyang reputasyon?  

Zia Alejandra Hernan, an independent and strong woman who draws strength from the people she loves. With a strong will and determination she decided to leave her family to pursue her dream but in the process she ends up meeting the famous, one of the hottest bachelor, Ethan Roe Dominguez. Her happy and uncomplicated life turns out the way she didn't expect it to be. He broke her heart and shattered her into pieces. Too late for Ethan to realize the mistake he did to her. She left and never showed for ten long years. The woman she love and wish to spend his whole life vanished. He was broken and devastated. He lost his light and he lost interest to live. His life is a total mess without her. After ten years of endless search for her they reconnected. Will her love enough to forgive and forget the things he did to her in the past? Will she give her light again to the lost billionaire?

BRIX AEDAM CROMWELL, a young, handsome and hot CEO. Sa edad na thirty ay may matayog at nangungunang negosyo sa bansa, and he is certified womanizer. Kung maganda ka, pasok ka sa kaniyang maiikama. Paano kung dumating ang magpapatino sa kaniya? Hindi babaing puwede niyang mapaglalabasan ng init, kundi isang bata. A four year old girl, at sinasabing siya ang ama nito. How did that happen? "I used c*ndom and it's all branded. Hindi iyon mabubutas. Hindi naman puwedeng lumipad ang sperm ko sa matris ng nanay niya? Imposibleng anak ko iyan!" Pero, kamukha niya ito... "Bu*llshit na sperm! Pakalat-kalat kasi sa daan."

Hindi siya kagandahan alam niya. Minsan tinatawag pa siyang mukhang weirdo pero wala siyang pakialam. Siguradong-sigurado siya na mapapasakanya ang gwapong-gwapong si Clyde del Espania dahil umaasa siya sa gayuma na nakasulat sa libro ng lola niya. Paano naman kung ang lahat nang panggagayuma niya ay nauudlot dahil sa kinaiinisang kambal nito na si Kyle del Espania? Alam ng lalaki na patay na patay siya sa kambal nito kaya't tinutulungan siya ni Kyle kung paano siya mapapansin at magugustuhan ni Clyde. May sariling layunin din kasi ang lalaki. Gusto nitong mabawi ang babaeng mahal nito na si Claire na siya ngayong fiancee ng kambal. Pero paano pa niya ipagpapatuloy ang usapan nila kung siya mismo ang parang nagagayuma sa kambal ng lalaking kinababaliwan niya dati? Paano kung si Kyle na pala ang itinitibok ng puso niya? Makukuha niya rin kaya ito sa gayuma kahit alam niyang mahal na mahal pa rin nito ang ex nitong si Claire?

Sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana para kay May Ivory Vitaliano. Ang babaeng laki sa luho at isang spoiled brat. In the age of 19, bar at skwela lang ang tanging naging buhay niya. She wanted to feel love by somebody but she was cheated on by her boyfriend that tore her into pieces. Her mischievous mind brought havoc to her life. She wanted revenge to her ex-boyfriend so she find someone she can negotiate with to her so called fake-marriage. But that someone is not just ordinary. That someone is Masson Villaranza who was eyeing her for a long time. What will happen to Ivory? Will she learn to love Masson? Or the truth will destroy her to death?

“Even if the last droplets fall, my love for you will never fall out” ~Carlos Drake Santillan Campus' Series number 1

They are having səx. But she is not his wife nor a girlfriend She warms his bed when he needs her. Explores the pleasure of each body. She's a secret--no one needs to know. Maxine holds a position in the company, which others questioned. They say she's special, that's why she gets the position, other desires. But to her, she climbed the ladder on her own abilities and talent. She alone reached the top. Beside the man she loved in secret for years. She taught, giving in will make him fall in love. But he never dares to look at her as a woman he can love. Craig had someone in his heart for a long time. Using Maxine is a way out to forget his first love. Their life is like a bug caught in a spider web. Maxine tried to escape, but she couldn't. She was entangled to her feelings to Craig, who once more, using other women to forget. But is he really using Sofia? The care he showed to her was way far from he's treating her. And he is openly saying that Sofia is the woman he will marry. She gave up. But once she gave up, she learned that she was pregnant with his child. Is she going to tell him? Or should she save herself from all the pain caused by him? What if his first love comes back? Is she able to leave without traces?

Jolo Raymundo is the CEO. He is a monster when it comes to business. He is ruthless when his employees made a mistake. He hates mistakes! No one should make a mistake. Especially in his company. Everyone hates him and he knows it. He doesn’t need anyone as long as he has Angel, his fiancée, and his best friend Vincent on his side. Everything was smooth according to his wants. He was on his way to Baguio for a conference about his new upcoming product when an accident occurred. Nagising nalang siya sa hindi pamilyar na lugar. Ang dalagang si Shella ang una niyang makikita pagbukas ng mga mata. And starting on that day, she will be the one who decide if she will keeping the CEO or not.