Funny Markiplier Novels & Stories

I honestly don’t get how he could be smiling right now. Also, is this considered a date, or are we just friends hanging out? Probably the latter. I could never be a MILF. I lack self-confidence, although I don’t lack curves. “I really like this dipping sauce...” Mark says in between crunching on a chicken nugget. “You do?” “Yeah,” he smiles. “You made it yourself, yeah?” “Oh, it was nothing,” I try to wave off his praise with my hand, but on the inside, my heart is melting. “I just mixed some spices and herbs together and stirred it into some sour cream.”

— T*****d t*****d Tap read Tap Read T*****D T*****d A****n A****n kindle Although werewolves are still unknown in modern society, we are one of the most powerful species, we rarely get sick, and excellent resilience makes our physical stronger. Once the wolf in our hearts awakened, we can transform into giant wolves that can easily tear apart any human being. Not to mention the Alphas in the wolf pack, they are even stronger than all wolves. As the leader, Alpha will never leave the pack easily unless they died. I swear that no matter what happens, my father will protect the pack until the last moment.

Be impressed with my wealth’ Mark thought inwardly. “I wonder what would Valerie say if I use her future plane” she smiled mischievously thinking of something. She wanted to get even with Valerie for her latest prank so she posed beside the steps and took a selfie. “Hey Val, I’m using your future plane. Don’t worry. It’s only for two days :P” she added a tongued-out emoji to infuriate Valerie. “You can have it if you want it” Valerie replied with an angry face. She immediately hid her phone when she found Mark looking intently at her.

I assured her and she smiled with a nod. "How are you doing, you ugly motherfūckers?" I greeted them as soon as I saw them and they cheered. Some may think that a group of billionaires are like robots who talk about nothing but money, and while that is true, we also know how to have fun, and sometimes, we are just kids at heart. "Someone had some fun while in the air." Markle teased me, pointing out how I was walking, and the others joined him, making Miracle hide behind me in embarrassment.

“I’m heading home too. I have things to do.” Mark joins me at the entrance of our booth. “Things to do or someone to do,” a guy says and we all start laughing. “Very funny. I'm very happy to be your entertainment for the night.” He rolls his eyes and gives us the middle finger. “See you guys later,” I tell them. “Bye, ladies,” they keep mocking us as we leave. I just smile and shake my head. “You know you're a bad liar, right,” Mark asks me.

Mark couldn't help but laugh. "Why are you laughing like a crazy person?" Marlie asked ignorant of her words causing the laughter. Mark replied still giggling... "NOTHING" Curiosity drew on Marlie's face and she had to think back to what caused Mark to be laughing. She scoffed when she remembered her words... "You think you are handsome?" Marlie asked with an irked face "You can't deny that I am, Marlie. Anyway, let's forget about that. I finally met your sister's husband." Mark said.

Mark pleaded with her with his eyes, and Mia huffed, looking away. "Mia," Chloe called out softly, and she looked at her with tears in her eyes. "My husband is gay!" She cried out, and they gasped in the room. "What the fuck!" Alex yelled out, looking pissed, while Mia sniffed to herself. Chloe sat there shocked, whereas Mark, who had been blinking, suddenly erupted into laughter. The three of them stared at him dumbfounded, while he continued laughing until his stomach hurt. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry, but this is hilarious." He said, and finally composed himself.

"Pfft… Hahaha!" Nonetheless, Mark was suddenly rearing his head and bursting out laughing, as if he had lost his mind. He kept laughing for a while before finally turning back to Jasper. "Did you think you could get away unscathed?! I can just start over, marry again, or have another kid! But you, Jasper Zeller—you only get to live once! What could you possibly bet against me?!" Even Jasper had to admit he had underestimated Mark in that second.

She mumbled. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~ "Damn man!! You're such a lonely man!! How sad" Mark stated, clicking his teeth together and shaking his head sideways. Maynard just fixed his gaze on his drink while twirling the glass and watching it go round in circles. "You have no one with you anymore, now I feel extra pity for you, you feel pretty miserable!!" He kept saying. "You're a total looser man!" Maynard groaned. "That's enough Mark, just leave if you don't have anything meaningful to say rather than annoying me the more" He grumbled.

I’m rich! Mark liked to see his friend happy, but he remembered he had to find out a few things, and his face changed. When they entered the office he immediately turned on his computer, he had to find out who the hell this Richmond guy was. He typed his name into Yahoo! and some articles appeared on newspaper pages, apart from the well-known F******k. There was a lot of information, but what was on the first page of results was enough for him.