Novel & Cerita Funny Markiplier

I assured her and she smiled with a nod. "How are you doing, you ugly motherfūckers?" I greeted them as soon as I saw them and they cheered. Some may think that a group of billionaires are like robots who talk about nothing but money, and while that is true, we also know how to have fun, and sometimes, we are just kids at heart. "Someone had some fun while in the air." Markle teased me, pointing out how I was walking, and the others joined him, making Miracle hide behind me in embarrassment.

“I’m heading home too. I have things to do.” Mark joins me at the entrance of our booth. “Things to do or someone to do,” a guy says and we all start laughing. “Very funny. I'm very happy to be your entertainment for the night.” He rolls his eyes and gives us the middle finger. “See you guys later,” I tell them. “Bye, ladies,” they keep mocking us as we leave. I just smile and shake my head. “You know you're a bad liar, right,” Mark asks me.

Mark couldn't help but laugh. "Why are you laughing like a crazy person?" Marlie asked ignorant of her words causing the laughter. Mark replied still giggling... "NOTHING" Curiosity drew on Marlie's face and she had to think back to what caused Mark to be laughing. She scoffed when she remembered her words... "You think you are handsome?" Marlie asked with an irked face "You can't deny that I am, Marlie. Anyway, let's forget about that. I finally met your sister's husband." Mark said.

Mark pleaded with her with his eyes, and Mia huffed, looking away. "Mia," Chloe called out softly, and she looked at her with tears in her eyes. "My husband is gay!" She cried out, and they gasped in the room. "What the fuck!" Alex yelled out, looking pissed, while Mia sniffed to herself. Chloe sat there shocked, whereas Mark, who had been blinking, suddenly erupted into laughter. The three of them stared at him dumbfounded, while he continued laughing until his stomach hurt. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry, but this is hilarious." He said, and finally composed himself.

Some men loved to do that because they were a bunch of sick rapists. Hazel tried to look away thinking I was not going to approach her but if she thought that, she had another thing coming. “Alonzo,” I greeted. The man looked at me and smiled. His yellow teeth looked disgusting. I almost wanted to knock them out. Why would a rich man like him not invest in veneers? Maybe he enjoyed turning people off. “Markos—” “How much for your date?” I asked. Hazel’s eyes widened and she shook her head.

"Pfft… Hahaha!" Nonetheless, Mark was suddenly rearing his head and bursting out laughing, as if he had lost his mind. He kept laughing for a while before finally turning back to Jasper. "Did you think you could get away unscathed?! I can just start over, marry again, or have another kid! But you, Jasper Zeller—you only get to live once! What could you possibly bet against me?!" Even Jasper had to admit he had underestimated Mark in that second.

She mumbled. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~ "Damn man!! You're such a lonely man!! How sad" Mark stated, clicking his teeth together and shaking his head sideways. Maynard just fixed his gaze on his drink while twirling the glass and watching it go round in circles. "You have no one with you anymore, now I feel extra pity for you, you feel pretty miserable!!" He kept saying. "You're a total looser man!" Maynard groaned. "That's enough Mark, just leave if you don't have anything meaningful to say rather than annoying me the more" He grumbled.

I was stunned for a moment before explaining. Everyone turned to look at Mark when he suddenly burst out laughing and even our teacher was amazed at the behavior he showed. “What's funny about?” Ms. Sanchez rude question as she raised an eyebrow and stared into Mark's eyes evily. "Oh shit, my stomach hurts from laughing." I frowned obvious wonder.

I’m rich! Mark liked to see his friend happy, but he remembered he had to find out a few things, and his face changed. When they entered the office he immediately turned on his computer, he had to find out who the hell this Richmond guy was. He typed his name into Yahoo! and some articles appeared on newspaper pages, apart from the well-known F******k. There was a lot of information, but what was on the first page of results was enough for him.

"You are dirty." "Fuck, where am I dirty? I'm clean." Mark couldn't take it anymore. 'Cough cough cough' Mark Logan coughed violently with a smile. Mark glared at him, "Why are you laughing? Look at how disgusting the two of you are taking turns drinking a can of soup." After that, he drank his chicken soup silently. Mark Logan blinked, looked at his aggrieved appearance, and kicked him with his foot, "Oh, do you want to try my snail foot soup?" "Can I?" Mark raised his head and asked in surprise. Mark Logan shook his head, "No."