Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

Minion 1 from my kidnapping states. “Yes, that really was a wonderful time, wasn’t it?” Minion 2 from my kidnapping asks. “Nah, your spunk smelled nasty and I’m pretty sure that you should get checked for STDs or some shit because that smell was NOT normal,” I say, waving my hand in front of my nose to emphasize my point.

They should have least sent her a few pictures of these ignorant bitches naked asses! By the time they see themselves online, she would see just how much they could keep those mocking smiles on their faces. “Ah, don’t get all worked up please! We are just worried for you, that’s all” the second minion exclaimed in response to the scowl on Charlotte’s face.

This was truly way too much fun! "Mom, you are being really weird today. Did you eat something wrong?" Minjoon vocalised. Seeing how the five year old talked to her made her scrunch her nose, and she stated, "Look at you talk like that. I have to punish you." Then, as his usual punishment, she extended her hand towards the child and started to tickle him. That led to both of them bursting into laughter. °°° Min Sihyeon did not know how the conversation between Hyunjin and Minjae went.

he said, his eyes sparkling with amusement. She raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "What is it?" she asked, her voice curious. Mino took a deep breath, launching into a ridiculous tale about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a school assembly. He mimed the actions, making her laugh with his silly gestures. As he told the story, Mino's face contorted with exaggerated expressions, his voice rising and falling with comedic timing. He was a natural-born storyteller, and she found herself giggling uncontrollably at his antics.

"Make it punchy, Carlin. We're not just serving tea here." Carlin rolled her eyes but followed his advice, weaving words that ignited curiosity and sparked outrage. Vasky, in his element, enhanced the content with his signature memes. As he clicked away on his laptop, he couldn't help but mutter, "Memes are the modern hieroglyphics, after all." ‌

She mutters. Lindy: SHUT UP PERVERT Milo’s eyes widened while chuckling under his throat, “Me? I am nowhere near that word.” Mill: No offense taken. It was you who started it first, sexy tigress. Grrr. Milo placed in a tiger emoticon while he smiles. Lindy: Pet names! Stop giving me pet names! It's not even funny! Whatever Millard. Even your name screams old. LMFAO. Milo grins. ”Feisty. Feisty.”

Out of all other f-ing days why did they have to enter the kitchen today? She fumed in anger as the laughter increased. What’s so funny to laugh about? Her panty isn’t filled with cartoons or funny figures, it’s an elegant one with thin fabric. She darted towards them in a fit and pushed Dylan away who’s blocking her view and saw the thing that made them laugh. Her face twisted with mixed expressions after witnessing the thing in front of her and the laughter around her died down as three pairs of eyes turned to her direction. Klara didn’t know how to react after misunderstanding the minions. And they’re all laughing staring at a CRAB. You heard her correct. It’s…it’s a crab, which is alive

“But you, I don’t know.” “Well, my name is Minus, and I’m a Sagittarius. I enjoy long walks on the beach, going to the theater, and knowing what the fuck is going on around here.” “You are funny guys. You two should do a podcast or something. Don’t you think so, Crush?” Mexican Hulk nodded but remained expressionless. Viper continued, “I have a great sense of humor, too, but I also know when to be serious. I wonder if you gentlemen know when it’s time to get serious?”

He didn’t sigh when she arrived three minutes late to a pitch. He smirked — smirked! — when she called him “Spreadsheet Daddy” under her breath. And then, on Friday, the impossible happened. He laughed. Not a smirk. Not a scoff. A real, low, quiet chuckle. All because she’d Photoshopped his face onto a Renaissance painting for a meme she titled: "Sebastian Mason, Patron Saint of Budget Cuts." It was in the middle of a staff email chain titled “Friday Madness.” She hadn’t expected him to see it.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"