Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

, Meme stutters out through her giggles, only making Amory laugh harder. “Okay haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, she finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, both Spencer and I stated under our breath. “Okay, we’re still at six to three! Lala’s favorite ice cream?”, Meme asks. Butter pecan! “Seven to three, how much does Lala weigh”? That’s rude! She weighed a hundred and five pounds after she gave birth and I remember the doctor commenting that she weighed less than when she started, so that’s what I write! “Well damn”, says Meme! “Okay, Lala’s pet peeve”? Dirt?! Germs?! Life?! Fucking girl is mad OCD, you could lick her toilet and not get sick! “Seven to four, o

I should have shooted a video of Mr Kingston on that situation with a hash tag. #I just ripped ceo slash mafia king's pants. Oh! that sounds too vulgar. I cluchted my tummy and laughed so hard. He might be covering his ass with his palms to get inside his room. The sight was so funny. It's fun to annoy the CEO slash mafia.

Zeva rambled with all her sarcasm. Rather than getting upset, angry, or hurt by Zeva's sharp remarks, Zero responded with laughter, quite hearty, to the point that he had to hold his stomach. Zeva was left astonished by Zero's reaction. "Why are you laughing? I'm not doing stand-up comedy here. There's nothing funny about this," Zeva firmly expressed her frustration with Zero's reaction. For Zeva, she was discussing something serious, but Zero seemed to find it amusing. Zero stopped his laughter and suddenly showed a flat expression. Zeva also fell silent, instantly regretting interrupting Zero's laughter. After all, Zero's current expression was exactly the same as when he saw Sky at Zeva's

Richard yelped at the top of his lungs, his arms flailing all over the damn place as he came crashing back down on the hard, frozen ground with an earth-shaking thud. "What the fuck?!" he shouted angrily, grimacing hard while grabbing at his waist again with both hands. Minnie could barely hold in her laughter at the pathetic sight in front of her. Seeing the grown man fall flat on his ass like a baby learning to walk was just too damn funny. "Oh man, falling on the same spot twice? That’s got to sting like a motherfucker," she taunted shamelessly. Taehyung's whole face scrunched up in utter confusion as he whipped his head around to look at Zavian. But the latter’s expression stayed cold an

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

“Well, that was true. She looked like she would bite me when she’s annoyed. Too bad she didn’t have a tooth.” “Hmmmp!” Minerva harrumphed as she glared hardly to her Uncle Lorenzo. Hateful! “Look at her now. Wasn’t she about to bite me?” Lorenzo teased and laughed. “Daddy!” Minerva couldn’t help but to call her father and pointed at her Uncle Lorenzo. Santi glanced at him and slapped his thigh. Maureen laughed at them. Instead to stop, Lorenzo continued to tease her. “Wah, wah, Minnie already called for her father. Minnie was about to cry now. Wah, wah.”

Jade Mumbled and everyone laughed. "Of course my princess," Justin replied, smiling broadly and placed Jade on her feet, lifting her twin brother high up. "Happy birthday Buddy. You are so cute and charming in your outfit" he said, looking at his poker face and smiling. A mini version of Rodrigo. Always expressionless or having this poker face that you don't know exactly what is going on his little mind neither can you be certain to be right if you guess. "Thank you for the presents Justin" Camilla appreciated, beaming with a smile. He told the kids to say thanks to Justin and they did.

A small, almost reluctant smile tugged at my lips. “No,” I typed back after a moment. “I just got home.” “You should eat,” he replied instantly. “You look like someone who thinks and worries a lot.” I rolled my eyes, but the smile didn’t leave. “And you look like someone who assumes too much,” I sent back. There was a pause. Like he was intentionally thinking of next to blast me with. “Maybe. But I’m not wrong, am I?” I hesitated. My fingers rested on the keyboard, unmoving.

It was been spread anonymously and no one knew who was behind all of it. “I’m not ready to rest until we hunt down the fool behind all these disgusting memes.” Donald fumed. “And we find him, his punishment would be nothing that has never come to him in his entire existence because he would beg for death itself.” I spat, jamming my fists together. After a few weeks, we were able to track down the guy. He was a fat nerd in his 20s. We found him in his dorms in front of his computer, laughing and munching of potato chips with several memes made from my photo.