Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

The sharp, familiar giggle makes me jump. “Minnie?!” I look around, trying to will my stream to dry up. I turn away from the wall while I stuff myself back into my pants. At the far end of the alley, a small figure sprints against the wall trying to stay in the shadows. “Minnie!” I take off after her. “It’s Milo! WAIT!” “GUYS!” I yell into a mindlink. “It’s Minnie! I’m following her in the alley! Hurry!”

Simon asked with raised brows. “Okay, okay, I will stop,” William grinned as they walked into the elevator. Simon shook his head, remembering the video he had seen on his screen the day before. It was the video of him being pointed at by that little girl and her nodding that his face was what she did not like about the program. “All the media houses know not to make a joke out of that; it must have been one of the senior kids who made a video.” Simon grumbled. They had turned it into a meme, perfectly hiding the faces of the kids and muffling their voices too. Showing only Simon’s shock-stricken face.

I checked his temperature and he frowned. Maybe I was exaggerating but being with this man for entire two weeks, I realized that he must have talked only a few lines or a few words. I stared at him and raised my eyebrow. From the corner of the eye, he too looked at me and raised his chin as if questioning me. I shook my head and grinned widely. "Ah! I'm not done yet. So about the cute, yellow minions . . . they like bananas, aren't they naughty?" * * *

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Abbey said with a wry smile, "but I don't think so." "Why not?" Lucy looked thoughtfully up at the rapidly darkening sky. Her face brightened and she turned back to her friend. "How about Mick the plumber? His hands are rough, but he's got a large dick. And as an added bonus, he'll unclog your sink." Abbey laughed. "No thanks." "Okay, what about Lance? Sensitive new age guy. He recites poetry when he's climaxing. Actually, on second thoughts, he's not a good idea. The last thing you need right now is a sensitive man."

Chuckles broke out around the room, but I wasn’t done. "Maybe two giant minions! Ooh, clown shoes with little bells. And when you’re hosting some super-serious Alpha meeting, I’ll moonwalk past the door in some red Mickey Mouse pajama pants and some bright unicorn rainbow-shi.tting t-shirt on.Singing Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." Lucas laughed out loud. The others joined in. Ayden stared at me in disbelief, probably wondering if I was actually serious. "And then, when someone steps out to say, 'Do you mind?' I’ll go—" I switched to a squeaky voice, "Oh, sorry! Super-hearing? Never heard of it!"

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the laughter broke his speech and he bent over again, raising a finger at Seung-ho, a gesture that demanded of him to wait and let him catch his breath, which he had no choice but to do. “Whoa…” Min-a sighed heavily, after taking almost a minute to successfully catch his breath. “That was corny, even for you. I swear it was sweet, it's just…really corny old man.” Min-a was back to teasing him, forgetting exactly why they had come to the food court because in no time, they were chasing each other with bottles of custard, ketchup, and gravy, engaging in a childlike food war until their white shirts were a beautiful canvas of red, white, and yellow stains.

Melinda had now become a huge sensation online. She even started a public social media account, sharing her experiences and amassing a huge following. Soon, various memes, jokes, and puns about her emerged online too. Some of them included, "I aimed for 0 and still got 400!", "It takes real talent to avoid every correct answer", and "SATs 101: Top three ways to get the lowest score possible!" She quickly became a micro-influencer over the course of the summer vacation and even managed to monetize her online presence.