Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

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My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

I’m guessing there’s a Todd and Kevin somewhere sitting among the jocks. “You are right, I can’t be seen talking to a newbie.” “Yeah who knows what that would do to your reputation,” the other minion said. Both minions were blonde which is a first because usually the main mean girl is blonde and she’s always at the center because how else will you know she’s the main character and her minions are usually brunette. Keep in mind that one of them usually suffers from an eating disorder. Anyways these ones might be different. I’ll keep an open mind.

he said, his eyes sparkling with amusement. She raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "What is it?" she asked, her voice curious. Mino took a deep breath, launching into a ridiculous tale about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a school assembly. He mimed the actions, making her laugh with his silly gestures. As he told the story, Mino's face contorted with exaggerated expressions, his voice rising and falling with comedic timing. He was a natural-born storyteller, and she found herself giggling uncontrollably at his antics.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

"The Event of the Year! Sky-Bound Action Scene!" I looked like a puppet on strings in the video, with my limbs stretched out and suspended in midair. I was grimacing terribly as the shot zoomed in on my face. I scrolled down and noticed a sea of mocking laughter below the video. "Dominic's expression is so meme-worthy!" "Lisa is so impressive for putting in so much effort just to make the school heartthrob happy!" "Dominic actually pissed himself! Does anyone want a close-up shot of that?" "I'll pay good money for it as long as you send it to me!"

'I'm not your minion! She moved closer to Ryan. 'I don't mind being your minion, Ryan,' she said sweetly. Ryan went to stand beside Aiden. 'I'll rather choose poop to be my minion than you,' he replied icily. Suzanne flinched, taken aback, hurt. 'You're a poop!' Ethan shot back at Ryan in disgust. 'That's enough now,' Aiden cut in, stamping out what seemed like the beginning of an argument, a heated one at that.

"It's alright." "Alright! Little minion!" Ethan started, turning to Crystal. "Time for round two!" "Yes! Captain Ethan!" Crystal beamed and together they marched in the kitchen. "Why is she calling Ethan of all people captain?" Suzanne asked a bit disgusted. Ashley laughed, "Crystal is just weird like that." Suzanne, Ryan and Ashley also went to the kitchen.