Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

But this…it can’t be real. “Oh, forgive me, you—r majesty, I guess.” I paused, expecting all of us to burst into laughter at the silly joke. The laugh never came. Only stern looks from everyone around. “You’ve got to be kidding me, this really isn’t some twisted movie?” Their stares hardened. The minion stepped forward, staring daggers at me. “Your majesty, let me teach this girl a lesson.” The supposed majesty stopped him and focused on me. “You need a job?”

Lee tease me and laugh. I smile to her. "You know if you are someone else, I will beat a shit out of you but you are my best friend and yes she is beautiful but HER BEAUTY IS ONLY FOR MINE"

Easy, careless laughter, the same kind Jace had produced a hundred times over the years without ever once feeling what it actually did to the person underneath it. Something in his chest went white-hot. "What did you say?" Jace's voice came out low, flat, nothing like the version of himself that usually filled a room. The guy blinked at him, still grinning, clearly not registering the shift. "I said Monroe's a joke. You know him? Senator's kid, total...." "Watch your mouth." The grin faltered. "Excuse me?" "You heard me." Mason materialized at his shoulder out of nowhere, a hand landing on his arm. "Jace. Hey. Let's just...."

Perfect’s office is the least comfortable place Kate has ever been in. The counselor herself is no improvement. Filipino kids, with one glance at Ms. Perfect, would arrive at the same identifier: Miss Minchin, from the dubbed rebroadcasts of Princess Sarah, an old-school Japanese anime, and from online memes lifted from the same. This is because Ms. Perfect has the same elongated face and pointed chin of the main villain, plus vintage cat eyeglasses and an ultra-sleek topknot bun. In the Philippines, the identifier Miss Minchin is also synonymous with terror teacher.

Min snorted “I feel like kicking you considering you want to mope around for such a minor, non-existent issue.” “Yeah…. I must have done something wrong to have such losers.” Shenyang feigned a furious expression as he pretended to want to kick Adam “You have no right to mope around… you should be pacifying me…” “Hur….hur…. hur… I am lucky to have my kids.” Adam gloated for a minute before he was attacked by Min and Shenyang. “Not young anymore… I can’t even catch my breath.” Min leaned against the wall breathing heavily “I should probably watch while you make a ruckus next time… age is catching up to me…”

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

“ Thinking ? “ said Luna . “ Thinking how can you make such a funny mistake . Honestly , I feel like it’s a written script of a movie . You meet this handsome hunk at a party and accidentally throw him in the pool in front of the waiters by using an air balloon mascot ?……..Seriously girl…….just hearing it alone is just too funny . “ said Mel laughing . “ How can it be funny ? “ said Luna . “ I am sorry but indeed it was funny and your counterattack……I bet he didn’t expect that from you . You made him fall in the pool in the most ridiculous way in front of the waiters and waitresses then you didn’t give in to his fascinating looks and muscles . That’s my Luna . Bravo ! “ said Mel . Luna laugh

Minion 1 from my kidnapping states. “Yes, that really was a wonderful time, wasn’t it?” Minion 2 from my kidnapping asks. “Nah, your spunk smelled nasty and I’m pretty sure that you should get checked for STDs or some shit because that smell was NOT normal,” I say, waving my hand in front of my nose to emphasize my point.

"Everyone is mesmerized by them and I found them quite disturbing." "Disturbing?" "Yes, like, they're yellow... and why some have two eyes and some just one? Why can't they properly talk? And they are actually bad, do people realize that?" He snorted. "They're from an animated movie." "So? You've asked for an ugly thing." "Okay, so minions are 'disturbing' and yet you like that." Nate pointed the puppy and I hugged it tighter, smiling somewhat teasingly. "I love him. Stuffed toys are the only animals I tolerate."

This was truly way too much fun! "Mom, you are being really weird today. Did you eat something wrong?" Minjoon vocalised. Seeing how the five year old talked to her made her scrunch her nose, and she stated, "Look at you talk like that. I have to punish you." Then, as his usual punishment, she extended her hand towards the child and started to tickle him. That led to both of them bursting into laughter. °°° Min Sihyeon did not know how the conversation between Hyunjin and Minjae went.