Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

“Then let’s make a bet, you manage to break their relationship in three months. I pay you handsomely, might I add. And if you’re unable to then baby, we are never breaking up.” She stares at me for a brief moment before falling over in fits of laughter. I dust myself from the floor now, frowning at her. “What’s so funny?” She pauses, looks at me trying to hold back her laugh. “Oh you’re serious?” “Of course I am serious.” “Why’d I indulge in such a silly thing?” I pinch the bridge of my nose, fighting the urge to put her in her place. At first, it was cute, adorable even but now she’s being so freaking infuriating and that’s one thing I fucking hate about minions, their lack of ability to th

Lee tease me and laugh. I smile to her. "You know if you are someone else, I will beat a shit out of you but you are my best friend and yes she is beautiful but HER BEAUTY IS ONLY FOR MINE"

Easy, careless laughter, the same kind Jace had produced a hundred times over the years without ever once feeling what it actually did to the person underneath it. Something in his chest went white-hot. "What did you say?" Jace's voice came out low, flat, nothing like the version of himself that usually filled a room. The guy blinked at him, still grinning, clearly not registering the shift. "I said Monroe's a joke. You know him? Senator's kid, total...." "Watch your mouth." The grin faltered. "Excuse me?" "You heard me." Mason materialized at his shoulder out of nowhere, a hand landing on his arm. "Jace. Hey. Let's just...."

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.

Perfect’s office is the least comfortable place Kate has ever been in. The counselor herself is no improvement. Filipino kids, with one glance at Ms. Perfect, would arrive at the same identifier: Miss Minchin, from the dubbed rebroadcasts of Princess Sarah, an old-school Japanese anime, and from online memes lifted from the same. This is because Ms. Perfect has the same elongated face and pointed chin of the main villain, plus vintage cat eyeglasses and an ultra-sleek topknot bun. In the Philippines, the identifier Miss Minchin is also synonymous with terror teacher.

Min snorted “I feel like kicking you considering you want to mope around for such a minor, non-existent issue.” “Yeah…. I must have done something wrong to have such losers.” Shenyang feigned a furious expression as he pretended to want to kick Adam “You have no right to mope around… you should be pacifying me…” “Hur….hur…. hur… I am lucky to have my kids.” Adam gloated for a minute before he was attacked by Min and Shenyang. “Not young anymore… I can’t even catch my breath.” Min leaned against the wall breathing heavily “I should probably watch while you make a ruckus next time… age is catching up to me…”

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

“ Thinking ? “ said Luna . “ Thinking how can you make such a funny mistake . Honestly , I feel like it’s a written script of a movie . You meet this handsome hunk at a party and accidentally throw him in the pool in front of the waiters by using an air balloon mascot ?……..Seriously girl…….just hearing it alone is just too funny . “ said Mel laughing . “ How can it be funny ? “ said Luna . “ I am sorry but indeed it was funny and your counterattack……I bet he didn’t expect that from you . You made him fall in the pool in the most ridiculous way in front of the waiters and waitresses then you didn’t give in to his fascinating looks and muscles . That’s my Luna . Bravo ! “ said Mel . Luna laugh

Moreover, he became even more confident after finding out that he had a backer. He spared no expense in reposting and spreading it widely, even creating various memes and GIFs to promote the video. The person had a face, and information about him was easy to find. It was Leroy’s personal assistant. The comments section erupted. [What’s going on?! Is this person Seema’s assistant?] [Dumb*ss! Can’t you see that they’re being sarcastic? That’s Leroy’s assistant, and he’s a public figure with hundreds of thousands of fans!]

Joan mumbled and sat down, digging into her meal but suddenly choked on it when Minnie grabbed her breast, tickling her nipple and Joan burst into laughter. “ You just lost my trust” Joan rasped in between laughter, taking her food out of the dinning room. “ Really, I just wanted to put you in the mood. You know?” Minnie mused and another wound of laughter erupted. “ It's not funny…won't you apologize” Joan pouted. “ I'm sorry my love” Minnie mused, stretching her arm for a hug and Joan ran in. Minnie directed her hand to her nipple, tickling it again and Joan gushes out, releasing herself from the hug before giving Minnie a frown.