Funny Minion Memes Novels & Stories

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his lips softly press on my forehead, and my heart skips. "I know." Apart from Ivan, my dad's crazy ex-girlfriend is still out there, and I know she is pretty mad because I killed her daughter. Crazy people like that never think twice before ending your life. "Let's go to work first, and we will discuss that later. Oh! And you have a meeting at exactly 10, boss." "This is going to be so fun," Vin murmurs and quickly rushes to the closet. I am not surprised when he chooses a flared miniskirt and a white shirt.

Did she mean that she had killed my father? Before I could ask her anything she replied, “Yes, I was the one who poisoned your father for the second time.” “But, how is that possible? We were all there… we would have seen you entering…” “I use minions to do my dirty work just like my mother, Kevin. No points for guessing who it was…” My eyes widened in horror as I whispered, “Adrian…” “Yes… all I had to do was pull some mate shit and he was willing to do everything I said like a loyal dog!”

"And to end it worst she didn’t even said a simple thank you for my help. Instead she said that SHE helped Me to clear MyY debt. Can you believe it?" "Hahahahah. Please top it I will die laughing so hard." MInhu said clunching stomach while laughing at Ahn’s misery "WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING" Ahn yelled at Minhu to no avail. He just couldn't stop himself. "HAHAHA" Well, that made Minhu laugh even more louder. “I don’t think I have laughed this much in my entire life” Minhu said still laughing hysterically. ‘It is not everday that the great Ahn getst fooled by a girl! This is marvelous' Minhu laughed even more with the thought.

freaking dumbass bastard🤣😕how could you forget that I'm watching you? You're breaking my heart 😭😭😭Hina, our man😭😭😭 Anyways, this was cute, I love em both! I knew U said no more smut, but I had to

Mei said, “about half the posts are people yelling that pups aren’t property. Your speech is getting traction.” “Great,” Lyra said. “I always wanted to be meme‑quoted in between cat videos and conspiracy threads.” Mei’s gaze flicked to her phone again, lips thinning. “There’s a thread,” she said slowly, “where some genius is zooming your block photos. ‘Spot the laundromat,’ ‘track the route,’ that kind of thing. Harris and Rhea are already playing whack‑a‑mole with it, but it’s out there.”

Selene shouted furiously. “Yes! Yes! I can tell from your voice it’s definitely you! You… Why do you look so ugly! Haha, your head is filled with big purple lumps, like a purple Pokemon. Ah, oh my goodness, you’re going to make me cry from your ugliness! Haha!” Minerva started making fun of Selene and forgot about Sabrina and Aino. This was a perfect opportunity to run. And yet, Minerva blocked the doorway, so the mother and daughter could only stare dryly at the exit, and they could not escape.

Of course, I am not letting it go " Ohh I must get punished for this, huh?" He chuckled " Yes, you must." He ruffled my hair and said," I missed you minion." " Missed you too mega me." I said smiling at his affection " How are you Miles?" " Nice that you noticed me!" He laughed," Then you are fine." " He's more than fine these days... blooming... stealing glances... blushing red... Can't even control that idiotic smile around someone... He's so fine." I sang

"Yeah hop, skip, jump, tongue out, repeat. Go now." Rubbing my forehead I walked to the corner. Adrian who was near the corner pulled out his phone, ready to film me. I shot him a glare. "Don't even dare." He pouted innocently. "Aww come on. YouTube needs some good shit." I sent him a flat look. "Maybe I can upload the pic where you are sleeping and cuddling with a big white fluffy cat named Minnie." His narrowed at me. "I thought you deleted it." I smirked. "Think again."

I winced "I thought you could not even make a sound. I even thought you were a mute." Minion 1 said and slapped me on the face. What the hell? I thought. We were just talking, how did we get to hitting. I was slowly boiling. Another slap on my cheek, then on my face, a harsh tug on my hair. Damn it, I wished I could punch them in the gut. These animals! I bristled with anger. "What can you do princess?" One of them taunted me.