Funny Monday Captions

Romary Suarez o mas kilala na tawag na Em-Em, ay nagmahal kahit nasa murang edad pa lang siya. Minahal niya ang lalaking iniligtas niya noon mula sa pagkalunod. Lumipas man ang maraming taon ay hindi pa rin nakakalimot ang kanyang puso sa nararamdaman para sa lalaking ito. Nag mag punta sila ng kanyang pinsan at bestfreind sa bar kung asan din ang lalaki na iniligtas niya noon ay muli bumalik ang nakaraan. at dahil sa isang pang yayari. Silang tatlo mag kakaibigan ay naikasal sa mga lalaki nakaaway nila sa bar at isa na nga doon ang lalaking na iligtas niya na Mayor pala ng bayan nila. Hangan ng sama at naging secretary siya ng Asawa. Nahulog na rin ang asawa niya sa kanya at minahal siya, ngunit dahil sa isang pangyayari na nakidnap si Romary kaya na walay siya sa kanyang asawa panahon non ay buntis na siya. lumipas ang dalawang taon ay. Nakita ulit siya ng asawa ngunit hindi niya maalala ito dahil sa ng ka amisia siya. Kahit ganon hindi mapigilan ang pag tibok ng puso niya para sa taong ng pakilala asawa niya.

DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY ********************************** WARNING CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT ********************************** Ashlee is a trouble maker who has been expelled so many times that she drove her parents to the edge of insanity. They had run out of ideas on how to get her to straighten up so they decided to send her to an all boys private school where her roommate and all of her classmates are, you guessed it, boys! Once she gets used to the nonstop flirting and staring she makes friends with a number of the guys and quickly realizes that half of them have crushes on her. Will being put here be a punishment or a hidden blessing, only time and her unique experience will tell in the end. ********************************** "You're a girl." He stated coldly glaring at me "You're a boy." I countered raising one eyebrow ********************************** "Ugh stop staring." I stated before adding "Where can I take a shower?" "Um well the showers here are down the hall but they're not private at all." Matt stated "We could guard the door for you so no guys go in." Max added "Awwwww thanks guys, should I strip in front of the whole school now or when you let them in the showers while I'm naked?" I replied sarcastically "Awe Ashlee we wouldn't do that." Matt said "But I wouldn't mind a Private showing." Max added with a wink

On the night they were suppose to celebrate their third anniversary, Maya catches her boyfriend of the time in bed with a woman doing a dance that is old as time itself. She turns to her best friend for comfort who later manipulates her to go out for a night drink which ends up in a beautiful disaster... kissing a stranger perhaps

Community Service. Two words I should be thankful for, but I’m not. I resent the hours it’s away from building my business. When they push the little girl into the room, her crazy curls barely held back by the barrette in her hair, and studious glasses on her face, I can tell she’s scared. Something inside of me breaks, and I want this girl to feel wanted again. What I’m unprepared for is meeting her mom. The second our hands touch, there are fireworks, bright lights, and a picture of the future I could one day have. The future I’ve never allowed myself to wish for. Community service becomes more than a chore. In the months that follow, I realize they’re just like me: they’ve been abandoned, left behind by the world, forgotten by those who should love them. Thanks to the one last hope in both our lives - we found the light in the darkness we’d been searching for.Trick is created by Laramie Briscoe, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

ตัวแสดงแทนบทบู๊อย่างเฉินเซียหนิงประสบอุบัติเหตุขณะถ่ายทำละครย้อนยุคจีนโบราณเรื่องหนึ่ง เมื่อฟื้นตื่นขึ้นมาอีกทีกลับพบว่าตนเองกลายเป็นว่าที่พระชายาของหลินชินอ๋อง ตัวร้ายที่เหี้ยมโหดในบทละครที่นางได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวประกอบ ทำการแสดงแทนนางเอกในบทต้อสู้และเสี่ยงอันตราย เฉินเซียหนิงเคยได้อ่านบทละครเรื่องนั้นในบทของพระชายาเอกของหลินชินอ๋องที่ตนเองได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวละคนผู้นี้ แต่ได้ทำการแสดงเพียงไม่กี่ฉากเพราะตัวประกอบผู้นี้ไม่มีบทบาทในละครมากนัก บทสุดท้ายของตัวละครผู้นี้ต้องถูกสามีของตนเองฆ่า ดังนั้นเฉินเซียหนิงจึงอยากพลิกชะตาของพระชายาผู้นี้ เพราะตนไม่อยากจะตายไวเหมือนกับบทตัวประกอบในละครเรื่องนั้น ในโลกที่เรียกว่าดินแดนเสวียนคง ยึดถือผู้มีพลังลมปราณเป็นใหญ่ เฉินเป่าหนิงผู้มีชาติกำเนิดสูงส่งแห่งแคว้นเฉียนแต่กลับไร้เส้นพลังลมปราณกลายเป็นคุณหนูผู้ไร้ค่าในสายตาของคนทั่วไปในดินแดนเสวียนคง เรื่องทุกอย่างเริ่มมีการเปลี่ยนแปลงไปอย่างมาก นับตั้งแต่เฉินเซียหนิงทะลุมิติย้ายเข้ามาในร่างของเฉินเป่าหนิง จากสตรีที่ไร้ค่ากลับมีพลังลมปราณที่แข็งแกร่ง จากสตรีที่ถูกคู่หมั้นรังเกียจกลับกลายเป็นคู่หมั้นตัวร้ายรีบร้อนและบังคับนางให้ต้องแต่งมาเป็นพระชายาของเขาเท่านั้น แต่ทว่าเฉินเซียหนิงไม่อยากเป็นพระชายาของท่านอ๋องตัวร้ายผู้นี้ เรื่องราวอลวลจึงเริ่มเกิดขึ้น…

Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann are so very happy with their love affair. They have had five years of being alone with each other, and they have talked about having a third party in their relationship. Being bisexual they both love women but they both agree it would take someone so special to love both of them. All Millie Ashton wants is a family who loves her. Her mother has zero maternal instinct, and her two older half-sisters, twins and fashion models Pearl and Ruby, use her as a slave! After a massive row over a ruined top, Millie leaves home. On a wet and windy March day, Millie walks into what seems to be akin to a tiger's den. Superstar rock-god musicians Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann, need a housekeeper. Was looking after the twins a case of better the devil you know, or will Millie find the most wonderful family.

"On Monday we divorce," said Darwis Dawson without hesitation in his cold and low voice. "Aside from the compensation written in the divorce agreement, you can ask for whatever you want." "Why so suddenly?" My voice is lower than usual. Darwis answered briefly, "Kayra has returned." I know who Kayra is. After a moment of silence, I agreed, "Okay." * Darwis was Kate's first love for 24 years. Before that, he was the perfect husband in her eyes. The man was always patient, and gentle and almost never made her worry. Although it was difficult for Kate to accept when Kate found out that Darwis liked another woman. Kate still files for divorce from Darwis so that Darwis can look for the woman he loves. Kate chose to comply. However, the Dervish disagreed.

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I didn't just break the rules; I unraveled them. One rain-slicked night in Edinburgh, I fell into the arms of a stranger who tasted like rain and dangerous secrets. No names, no strings—just a kiss that should have stayed in the shadows. Then Monday morning happened. ​The man from the alley? He isn’t a mystery anymore. He’s Professor Alistair Reid, and he's the only thing standing between me and my engineering degree. He says we have to be strangers. He says there are boundaries. But every time our hands brush over a silk sample in the lab, I know he’s lying. ​In the world of high-stakes textiles, the strongest threads are the ones that are hidden. But when obsession starts to fray the edges of our lives, who’s going to be the one to let go first?