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I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

Even my fans laugh about it and made so many memes about it! "Sorry, me no speak english!"

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.

Tbh: you seem cool Tbh: you cute for a dark skin girl Tbh: you would be fine as fuck if you was light skin I reread the last two Tbhs over and over again, I didn't realize I was crying till I saw my tear drops hit my phone screen "cute for a dark skin girl" "you would be cute if you was light skin" those words replayed in my head as if it was a catchy song that I couldn't stop singing.

Does this person have nothing better to do? Phantompurse sent you a message ‘Oh, are you trying to explain yourself so I'll conveniently forget what you did? You've practically flooded my messages with your nonsense.’ What the hell? Is this person crazy? [Me] ‘Nonsense? You're the one talking nonsense here, Mr. Whoever you are, go die early!’ I even added an angry emoji to show my anger. Phantompurse sent you a message ‘Wow, that's harsh. I don't even know you and you're already wishing me dead? Real classy.’

The only words that Andrew could think of texting back were, "Wow..." His brain was too focused on burning the image into his mind to think of a more appropriate response. "Oh, And please don't share that photo with anyone." She added on to the message, "I'd hate for people who know me to see it." "Yeah, of course," Andrew replied, "Though I'm starting to feel way out of my league, haha. You're so beautiful, How'd I get so lucky? Like what's the catch?" Andrew also added a 'tongue out emoji' to this message, he sent it as a sarcastic, innocent joke. He didn't actually expect there to be a catch, or for Alison to actually answer the question. It took several minutes before she replied.

But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.