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(with a crying meme attached) “All the love and money seem to go to the people who already have it.” “If you can’t fit into the circle, don’t force it. Sincerely, my phone.” “In my next life, I’d like this kind of story too.” “The turning point in life is amniotic fluid.” “This is what real cyberbullying looks like!” “Miss, do you need a loyal dog?” “Oh my god, she’s stunning. What a goddess! I need to have a word with the creator.”

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

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"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

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emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.