Funny Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

“You really need a hobby.” His mouth shifted slightly, not quite a smile yet. “I had one.” “Oh?” I tilted my head. “What happened to it?” He met my eyes. “She accidentally gave me a love potion.” For a second, I just stared at him, unsure if I had heard him right. Then the meaning settled in, and a laugh slipped out of me before I could stop it. “That’s the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard.” Something changed in his expression. The corner of his mouth lifted, slow and quiet, like the reaction surprised even him.

"Well, you’re stuck with me, so you don’t really have a choice." She chuckled, wiping a tear. "I wouldn’t have it any other way." For a while, we just sat there in silence, lost in our own thoughts. Then, out of nowhere, my mom sighed with a nostalgic smile. "You know, your father had the worst pickup line when we first met." I turned to her with wide eyes. "Wait, what? You never told me this!" She laughed, shaking her head. "Oh, it was awful. He walked up to me at a bookstore, holding a book about astronomy, and said, 'Are you a star? Because you’ve been orbiting my mind all day.'"

Immediately, that stranger aroused an immense dislike in me, as he looked down at my body in an undisguisedly malicious way, like the perverts who used to frequent my mother's house, from whom I had spent my entire life running away. — Oh my! Did I die, go to heaven and now I'm being welcomed by an angel? — he said, staring at me with perversion. Would that ridiculous pick-up line work on anyone? — Did you come to the party? — Party? Yes. Of course. A party is always good. — It's in the garden. I'll show you the way — I offered politely.

He seems harmless and cute, I can at least be civil to him. " I Am dying to buy a drink for a beautiful lady throughout the evening but I never saw one until you so can I buy you a drink?" He has a big grin on his face making me comfortable with his personality and I didn't expect these words to come out of his mouth. Buying a drink for you is the common pickup line but still, he complimented me and I like it. An amused laugh escaped, surprising me that I am capable of letting myself enjoy someone's compliment as I always steer clear of guys. Maybe I need this change too.

I was sitting with Josie and some pack wolves. "My doctor says I lack vitamin U in ME." Lorenzo slurs, earning a bunch of laughter from the listening crowd. I covered my mouth to stop myself from laughing too loud, but I couldn't help myself. That had to be the worst pick up line of all time. I couldn't hold myself back from laughing at Lorenzo's corny pick up lines, they were all directed at none other than Krys who also struggled to hold her laughter. "Enzo please go find someone else to annoy tonight." Krys sighs, walking away from the clearly wasted Delta.

"Ikaw ang patuturuin ko. Best teacher ka, hindi ba? Rosalind!" Palihim naman akong ngumiti nang matamis. His cheesy pickup lines have always got me. Even his obvious motives made me slowly like him.

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all love in her eyes."