Funny Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Hey lovely “. A male voice greeted I smiled, thinking it was going to be Alvise but the smile fell off my face when I saw who it was. The long-haired guy from the other day “Hey” I greeted back and immediately turned to focus on my phone “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot” he winked I whipped my head and gave him a confused look Where did that even come from? I pretended not to hear him “So tell me, do you work at Home Depot ?” He asked Not another pickup line please . “Um… no. Why?” I replied quickly, trying my best to appear busy so he’d get the hint and walk off

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

I replied with a matching pickup line. “Your pickup lines were so old school!” She commented. “Why? We were old in the first place! And I want us to be old forever,” I told her. She smiled. “Even though I already know that, I’ll still give it to you. Why then?” She replied. “Cause I want to grow old with you.” I kissed her cheek at the same time. “In fairness, I shivered ten times!” She was still smiling. “Ten times only?” I asked with a sad tone.

His smile turned upside down as he shrugged, “and the not so smooth…pick up line. I'm a bit of a novice with that.” Laura snickered, and I turned my head to look at her, and immediately regretted it. Because for some reason, seeing her clearly amused by whatever, made me amused too. Now we were both fighting back laughter so this gentleman wouldn't think we were complete idiots, or worse, that we were laughing at him. “No need to apologize,” Laura finally said. “Your pick up line was kinda smooth too,” I heard myself mutter. He turned his gaze on me again and I smirked appreciatively.

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

I haven't responded to him before he said, "You light my world the moment you step in." I scrunch my face in confusion. "What?" "That's a pickup line", Becky commented. I burst out laughing at Becky's comment. "A pick-up line? It sucks." I laughed some more. The guy was handsome no doubt but, what sort of pickup line is that? I asked inwardly. The first thing you say to a girl is a pick-up line? That's absurd! The guy only smiled as he stood with his broad shoulders confidently, twirling his fingers around the glass of wine in his hand.

I say and that earned me a smirk. "Oh really now?" He said teasingly. "Oh, my poor heart, I don't think it'll survive this trip." He laughed at that so hard and I don't think what I said was that funny. I couldn't help but giggle again. "You're making me so high, Aria. I don't need this champagne with you here." "Is that your pickup line? That's terrible. Who made you say that?" "Nobody, silly. I'm just stating how I feel."