Funny Quote Money Novels & Stories

Shit. I laughed, wild and manic. The sound echoed off the walls. I grabbed a handful of bills and threw them into the air like confetti. They rained down on me, green snow falling in a storm of disbelief. I was laughing, shouting, spinning in circles like an idiot drunk on luck. “Fuck you, debt!” I yelled. “I’m back, baby!”

Nina said before laughing lazily and we joined in on her laughter. "I'd much rather be bald than broke, imagine not being able to buy your favourite comfort food whenever you want to or not being able to go on a random shopping spree?" Paige asked us. "Yeah, money can actually buy happiness." I told them and they agreed with me. "But like your own money, not like in a gold digging way." Natasha said slowly and we all nodded slowly in agreement. "You're so right. Isn't she so right?" Bri asked and we all just started laughing together again. Suddenly my phone started ringing so I fished it out of my pocket.

“Is this guy a fool? How can he say no to such a huge sum of money?!” “I wonder what kind of backing these two young people have to be capable of throwing money around like this.” “How nice it would be if they gave that money to me instead. Ah, I would become a wealthy person overnight. Then, I wouldn’t have to keep doing business here while being exposed to the weather. This brother is just too stupid.”

He waved dismissively once more. The bodyguards exchanged glances, hoisted the suitcases, and hurled them into the air. The cash exploded outwards, a torrential downpour of banknotes, engulfing Alexander and Asher in a cascade of currency. Laughing wildly, Mister Jackman watched the spectacle. "My money doesn't come easy. You want a payout? Then get down on your knees and pick it up, bill by bill!" As the money continued to flutter down, Alexander looked up, his expression unchanging, his voice then carrying a chill. "Money can be a blessing. Use it right, and it can ward off disaster. Use it wrong, and it can destroy everything you have.

Well, the girl thought it was more difficult than a mouse. "How?" Tangerine asked Uno. "I learned how to change old money to a new one, now I got millions." The young man answered. Wait what? Are you millions? Why is there so much old money that this person has to make millions of his money and your resort quickly? "No one told me that the currency of my money was way too expensive, the value was too high, I almost drowned in the amount." It's boasting.

"Well, I remember talking about paying over six hundred million for the said property, I still feel dizzy thinking about the price," "You are such a mood, the money is not that big," "Yeah, to you, you are a billionaire, after all, it's will do nothing to your account, but me, I don't even have a quarter of that to my name, God, did I come to this life to look at rich people?"

Volume II: Chapter II: Pen? The family of Luis Park celebrated his advance birthday. He jumped like he won a billion-dollar from the lottery. "This happiness is a blessing. When I was 14, it was really nice to see those never-ending zeroes!" He recalled those times. He also jumped that time but that broke his heart. Then he asked his mom, "Mom? Can you give me some money?" He asked. A kid who knows nothing about money yet he did. As the man who was trained by laws of money, he claimed that money is the best weapon.

Soon all of them were kneeling on my floor grabbing money while women watched in shock. And fuck… I loved it. The same people who laughed at me were now on the floor beneath me. I leaned back against the couch, spreading my arms lazily. “That’s right,” I murmured. “Money owns everybody.” One of the guys suddenly stood up holding the cash tightly. “You’re acting insane.” My smile disappeared instantly. “What did you just say?” He swallowed hard but kept talking. “I said you’re acting fucking insane.” I stood slowly, every eye in the room followed me.

Q is certainly very happy. Kim, "Look at you. Just 80 million you already excited like this. After a few years, you'll be worth 10 billion, and won't you float away?" Q, "?" Does Miss Swann actually think that he will be worth 10 billion in the future?! Q immediately feel like he was hit in the head with a hammer, sent a salute expression emoji, "Miss Swann, this lesson I will remember forever! In the future must not forget the original your generosity! Strive for 10 billion as soon as possible, I'm going to continue to work hard!"

Next to Javier, Tanya reached out and pulled hard on the edge of his shirt, but Javier refused to sit down. He even said, “There’s a bank card inside that plant with about one million dollars inside, which isn’t much. It’s just a small gesture to congratulate Mr. Thiel for turning 70 years old. This is why I said it’s a money tree. Are you happy with that explanation, Charlie?” The entire venue fell silent when Javier said this. Immediately, both Charlie and Caspian laughed out loud, their voices filled with scorn. “Are you a f*cking idiot? Do you think a million dollars is an amount you can just come up with by saying it out loud? Is it really going to pop up just because you willed it to?”